nobody ever pays me in gum...

I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my Wrigleys to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good stick, and freshened the breath of the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours Truly, Hatchet Jack.

Dead for Tax Reasons: nobody ever pays me in gum...

Back when I was a teenager, I used to get paid in bullets sometimes. Get a brick of .22 LR and some cash for stacking wood and cutting the lawn of a neighbor about 2 miles down the road.

/Two miles is practically next door.

They can have my gum when they pry it from my co......pry it.....pry it from.........Shait, does anyone have some solvent?

When outlaws have gum only gum will have outlaws.

Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.

/convicted of rape
/murder
/arson
/and rape

We need unique serial numbers on each pack and a waiting period before you can chew.

Oh good, another Fark Gum Porn thread.

dittybopper: Dead for Tax Reasons: nobody ever pays me in gum...

Back when I was a teenager, I used to get paid in bullets sometimes. Get a brick of .22 LR and some cash for stacking wood and cutting the lawn of a neighbor about 2 miles down the road.

/Two miles is practically next door.

Ammo is expensive these days. You were probably getting a good deal.

Although, .22s will only get you some dead rabbits or birds.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

Just as I expected....Gum use causes crime!!!

I say we declare a war on gum, for the children.

This issue is always a sticky one. I'll have the chew it over before I give an opinion.

FROM MY COLD, DEAD...uhhhh...MOLARS!

UberDave: They can have my gum when they pry it from my co......pry it.....pry it from.........Shait, does anyone have some solvent?

Came here for Heston, leaving satisfied.

These articles are doing a number on my state's street cred.

I think that people just need to be able to unload theirs, no questions asked, in a gum Dumpster.

Hnnha - Whoda thunk that criminals have easier access to guns and less training and discretion in using them.

Not impressed.

grundlepunch: These articles are doing a number on my state's street cred.

I have news for you, we don't have any street cred. We're a state with out a real identity...hence why we're called Newyorkachusetts

Want some gum?

Looks like "gub" to me.

LEGALIZE IT

wait... what?

that darned Prez Obamma is taking our gums away. probably needs it to chew so he can cut back on cigs. no need for him to be lighting up in OUR white house.

There's gum on my seat. Gum

That's not a chewing-gum control law; This is a chewing-gum control law.

"How many times do I have to tell you...my name is not "Gum"! My name is "Gumby" damnit!"

They can have my gum when they take it from my cold, dead mouth.

Handsome Jack Manitoba: I think that people just need to be able to unload theirs, no questions asked, in a gum Dumpster.

Handsome Jack Manitoba: Dumpster

I knew a girl in high school that they called... oh wait, you said "gum" dumpster? My bad, carry on...

What a gum crime may look like.

Grape m-effing Hubba Bubba ftw.

Gum control is using both jaws.

Oh the things you could do with $800 worth of chewing gum.

Treygreen13: dittybopper: Dead for Tax Reasons: nobody ever pays me in gum...

Back when I was a teenager, I used to get paid in bullets sometimes. Get a brick of .22 LR and some cash for stacking wood and cutting the lawn of a neighbor about 2 miles down the road.

/Two miles is practically next door.

Ammo is expensive these days. You were probably getting a good deal.

Although, .22s will only get you some dead rabbits or birds.

This was roughly 25 years ago. And it's not like it was Tenex.

Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!

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That really blows.

But if we criminalize gum, then only the criminals will have gum!

Well, I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, so...

This would never happen in Singapore.

AbbeySomeone: Hnnha - Whoda thunk that criminals have easier access to guns and less training and discretion in using them.

Ok, Im a dumbass.
obviously DNRTFA

AbbeySomeone: AbbeySomeone: Hnnha - Whoda thunk that criminals have easier access to guns and less training and discretion in using them.

Ok, Im a dumbass.
obviously DNRTFA

You bursted your own bubble.

I hate gum.

AbbeySomeone: AbbeySomeone: Hnnha - Whoda thunk that criminals have easier access to guns and less training and discretion in using them.

Ok, Im a dumbass.
obviously DNRTFA

I love how this article talks about black markets for gum, especially since I remember seeing 20 packs of gum for 2 bucks at CT's official underground market.

If you ever wanted to experience what a black market is like, go the New Haven "flea market" on E.T. Grasso Blvd. Saturday and Sunday are the busiest days usually. Just looking at it from the outside you think to yourself, "Yea, I can buy some stolen merchandise for almost nothing."

moops: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.

I didn't know there was gonna be so many!

I make Gum Fetish Porn, so I'm getting a chew outta this...

Besides, doesn't the Second Amendment allow us to give gum to bears?

AbbeySomeone: Hnnha - Whoda thunk that criminals have easier access to guns and less training and discretion in using them.

Comedy gold!