Pretty crude move if you ask me. I predict he'll get drilled in jail like he should.

The Onanist: I predict he'll get drilled in jail like he should.

Oh I don't know, it might be a chance for him to really refine himself.

I thought Justinian I pretty much took care of them.

boy he really caused untold environmental damage on that one!

/i suck at the puns today

Maybe he'll spill it all when he goes to quart.

It will be worse when the oil hits the anus.

Wanna have a gas online?

The suspects were seen leaving the scene of the botched robbery:

They'd pump it out, but he also took the handle.

He had a barrel of fun rigging the equipment, thrilling him to his core until he was taped out.

Subby needs to walk away from the keyboard and not log back on...ever again.

SemiSpook: Subby needs to walk away from the keyboard and not log back on...ever again.

But so fun:

The would-be young oilman's blowout followed years of failed attempts to drill and lay pipe.

/hearty-har-har is har-har

Little Sackville. Small Ballstown. Lesser Testicle Island. Wee Nuts Village.

How can they be sure it wasn't a Visigoth or maybe a Viking?

Damn Vandals, stopping grain shipments, now spilling oil? When will it end?

He was just looking for something to hit his anus

Thinks it wasn't done right

I guess he has to refine his technique before he can really hit a gusher.

SemiSpook: Subby needs to walk away from the keyboard and not log back on...ever again.

Easy there, slick. Oil petroleum gas diesel dig.

it was probably a Visigoth

offacue: Little Sackville. Small Ballstown. Lesser Testicle Island. Wee Nuts Village.

Nasty Bagginses.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: it was probably a Visigoth

You're probably right. Saw a 'goth the other day, they were completely covered in black. Gotta be the perp.

It'll be a gas

Ha... this happened by my house. I drive by it on my way home (Springfield Lake Area) every day.

Apparently, they think it might be a disgruntled local resident trying to damage the poolhall. Ever since it moved in, there's been noise complaints and damaged property complaints.

coil tubing!

You call that an accident?


(hot like the Halifax explosion)

Boo submitter. DIAOF

Vows to continue his attacks until the 5th Column returns to power.

Subby's been burned

/it was furnace oil.

//shaddup, I tried

Not amused.

offacue: Little Sackville. Small Ballstown. Lesser Testicle Island. Wee Nuts Village.

I lived in Lower Sackville, where this occurred. Yes, "Lower" Sackville. There are also Upper and Middle Sackvilles in the area. No kidding.

This is how original their naming conventions were there...Little Sackville river runs along Sackville Road, near the crossroad of Sackville Drive. Not to be confused with Old Sackville Road. I used to live on Beaverbank Crossroad, off of Beaverbank Road and Beaverbank Extension. The subdivision I lived in was Millwood, and there was a Millwood Drive, where Millwood H.S. (I was first graduating class) was built.

Ordering pizza was a hoot, though. All you had to say was Sackville and mumble the second part and your pizza was pretty much always late, and often free. ;)


Don't even get me started on the lake names...in Lr. Sackville there are several. First Lake, Second Lake, Third Lake (again, I am not kidding).

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Boo submitter. DIAOF

Hey, if it's good enough for the people with their fingers on the trigger, I'll take it. Maybe they're having a slow week, who knows.

/After all, here's the other 50% of my luck.

antron: How can they be sure it wasn't a Visigoth or maybe a Viking?

Agreed! Always piling on the Vandals. Vandals this and Vandals that. Oh sure, in their youth they may have caused some problems... But, since they met that nice catholic girl and settled down...

112Error: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Boo submitter. DIAOF

Hey, if it's good enough for the people with their fingers on the trigger, I'll take it. Maybe they're having a slow week, who knows.

/After all, here's the other 50% of my luck.

I retract my wish for you to die in an oil fire.

There is a special place in hell for thieves, poachers, and vandals.

Caused an oil spill? They don't bother me at all because I know quite well, when their lives are over and they've done what they've done, they're the people that are going to hell.

455: Vandals sack Rome

2009: Vandal roams Sackville

Wouldn't it be great if this was an EPA nut..

//hoisted by his own petard.
//that's what she said.

Ah, those Vandals are all alike. Greasy scum.

Hack Patooey: Not amused.

Dazzle?

It was those damn MONGORIANS!! Fisrt they ruin sheety wall, now sheety wok cooking oil suppry!!

Well, it's all right now, in fact...

nekom: The Onanist: I predict he'll get drilled in jail like he should.

Oh I don't know, it might be a chance for him to really refine himself.

I'm sure he'll spend his time pumping iron to refine his muscles while rigging some sort of hole tunneling device.

Farkin'round: The suspects were seen leaving the scene of the botched robbery:

Came for TPB, leaving satisfied.

/Vandalism + Halifax = Ricky and Julian (or maybe Corey & Trevor)

IdBeCrazyIf: He was just looking for something to hit his anus

JWideman: It will be worse when the oil hits the anus.


came here for this.
left satisfied.

bluehubcap: offacue: Little Sackville. Small Ballstown. Lesser Testicle Island. Wee Nuts Village.

The subdivision I lived in was Millwood, and there was a Millwood Drive, where Millwood H.S. (I was first graduating class) was built.

Millbilly.

/Straight outta Sackville
//Think ya got ballz?
///Well I got a sack full

Spaced Lion: Farkin'round: The suspects were seen leaving the scene of the botched robbery:

Came for TPB, leaving satisfied.

/Vandalism + Halifax = Ricky and Julian (or maybe Corey & Trevor)

Don't you ever, EVER, say that Sackville is Halifax.

MBooda: 455: Vandals sack Rome

2009: Vandal roams Sackville

Nice.