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arkansas [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 08:41:43 AM  
Why do they keep printing stuff about that nice man?

 
40yoVirgin [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 09:04:03 AM  
"[Hasan] said to me one time, 'They all need to come home,'" Gagnier recalled. "He said all the boys should come home."

Indeed, that is one hell of an evil statement for him to make.

I'm surprised she didn't stab him to death with a crucifix right there on the spot.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 10:43:39 AM  
He was supposed to help her hero son - but all she saw in Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan's eyes was evil.

Yeah...that's not journalism, that's farking nonsense.

Look, we all know this guy was evil. He went farking nuts and murdered a dozen people. I hope he's shot to death. But this crap doesn't help.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 11:06:08 AM  
I wonder if they would have interviewed her if her son hadn't been named Christian.

I also wonder what other experiences with pure evil this woman has had. I mean, if she was able to look into a person's eyes long before he'd committed any evil acts and see his evil floating there on the surface like an oil slick, she must have had some other run-ins. Has she ever been wrong? For example, has she ever thought she saw evil in someone's eyes, but instead of it being evil it was merely an astigmatism? I'm wondering how she distinguishes between pure malice floating there on a man's visual orbs and, say, irritation at irritable bowels, or annoyance at those chick fil-a bastards putting a pickle on my sandwich again. If she truly has refined her eye evil detecting skills to a level where she can make those accurate determinations, you'd think she has quite a potential career with law enforcement. At least a reality show.

To be fair, of course, she seemed to have been helped along in her evil detection by his willingly making presumably evil comments to her. Which raises more questions, actually, including what those comments might have been. For some reason, they're not included in this article, which raises the specter or course that they might have been swimming with such pure malevolent hatred and evil that merely hearing them repeated might cause others to succumb to what we can only presume is Satan's direct influence. Like, maybe it was some sort of coded evil activation message that triggers some dark part of our minds, an Erevil Cortex or something, and this woman was able to resist that code because of her long experience in dealing with evil floating right there on the surface of someone's eyes, but the rest of us wouldn't have her resistance. Which raises all new concerns, of course, because if she does now have knowledge of this evil activation message, what's to stop her from using it? Or selling it the highest bidder? This is a woman who's suffered tremendous tragedy--can we trust that she won't make some bad decisions in the near future? I'm wondering if maybe she needs to be taken into custody, just for her own safe keeping, until we can determine what's really going on here.

I don't know. This just all got me thinking. It's a worrying world we live in.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 11:13:33 AM  
I love you, Pocket Ninja. I want to have illegitimate, fetal alcohol syndrome effected babies with you.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 12:03:05 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I wonder if they would have interviewed her if her son hadn't been named Christian.

I also wonder what other experiences with pure evil this woman has had. I mean, if she was able to look into a person's eyes long before he'd committed any evil acts and see his evil floating there on the surface like an oil slick, she must have had some other run-ins. Has she ever been wrong? For example, has she ever thought she saw evil in someone's eyes, but instead of it being evil it was merely an astigmatism? I'm wondering how she distinguishes between pure malice floating there on a man's visual orbs and, say, irritation at irritable bowels, or annoyance at those chick fil-a bastards putting a pickle on my sandwich again. If she truly has refined her eye evil detecting skills to a level where she can make those accurate determinations, you'd think she has quite a potential career with law enforcement. At least a reality show.

To be fair, of course, she seemed to have been helped along in her evil detection by his willingly making presumably evil comments to her. Which raises more questions, actually, including what those comments might have been. For some reason, they're not included in this article, which raises the specter or course that they might have been swimming with such pure malevolent hatred and evil that merely hearing them repeated might cause others to succumb to what we can only presume is Satan's direct influence. Like, maybe it was some sort of coded evil activation message that triggers some dark part of our minds, an Erevil Cortex or something, and this woman was able to resist that code because of her long experience in dealing with evil floating right there on the surface of someone's eyes, but the rest of us wouldn't have her resistance. Which raises all new concerns, of course, because if she does now have knowledge of this evil activation message, what's to stop her from using it? Or selling it the highest bidder? This is a woman who's suffered tremendous tragedy--can we trust that she won't make some bad decisions in the near future? I'm wondering if maybe she needs to be taken into custody, just for her own safe keeping, until we can determine what's really going on here.

I don't know. This just all got me thinking. It's a worrying world we live in.


Your MOM is a worrying world we live in.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:10:51 PM  
Why's everyone looking at me that way? I've never been NEAR Fort Hood.

 
KarmicDisaster 2009-11-09 01:12:34 PM  
Let me guess, he was "quiet" and a "loner" and a "TFer" and an "Extra" class ham.

 
doubled99 2009-11-09 01:12:57 PM  
Pocket Ninja 2009-11-09 11:06:08 AM

I wonder if they would have interviewed her if her son hadn't been named Christian.

I also wonder what other experiences with pure evil this woman has had. I mean, if she was able to look into a person's eyes long before he'd committed any evil acts and see his evil floating there on the surface like an oil slick, she must have had some other run-ins. Has she ever been wrong? For example, has she ever thought she saw evil in someone's eyes, but instead of it being evil it was merely an astigmatism? I'm wondering how she distinguishes between pure malice floating there on a man's visual orbs and, say, irritation at irritable bowels, or annoyance at those chick fil-a bastards putting a pickle on my sandwich again. If she truly has refined her eye evil detecting skills to a level where she can make those accurate determinations, you'd think she has quite a potential career with law enforcement. At least a reality show.

To be fair, of course, she seemed to have been helped along in her evil detection by his willingly making presumably evil comments to her. Which raises more questions, actually, including what those comments might have been. For some reason, they're not included in this article, which raises the specter or course that they might have been swimming with such pure malevolent hatred and evil that merely hearing them repeated might cause others to succumb to what we can only presume is Satan's direct influence. Like, maybe it was some sort of coded evil activation message that triggers some dark part of our minds, an Erevil Cortex or something, and this woman was able to resist that code because of her long experience in dealing with evil floating right there on the surface of someone's eyes, but the rest of us wouldn't have her resistance. Which raises all new concerns, of course, because if she does now have knowledge of this evil activation message, what's to stop her from using it? Or selling it the highest bidder? This is a woman who's suffered tremendous tragedy--can we trust that she won't make some bad decisions in the near future? I'm wondering if maybe she needs to be taken into custody, just for her own safe keeping, until we can determine what's really going on here.

I don't know. This just all got me thinking. It's a worrying world we live in.



You sound evil

 
One Thirty-two and Bush 2009-11-09 01:13:50 PM  
Are we going to get a decent shooting spree today? Jesus, it's been like three days and I need a fix.

 
Dances-With-Lobster 2009-11-09 01:13:52 PM  
what_now: He was supposed to help her hero son - but all she saw in Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan's eyes was evil.

Yeah...that's not journalism, that's farking nonsense.

Look, we all know this guy was evil. He went farking nuts and murdered a dozen people. I hope he's shot to death. But this crap doesn't help.


Maybe she calibrated herself on Putin's eyes.

 
BillaBong 2009-11-09 01:13:55 PM  
This just in: Mom discovers secret to teeth whitening

 
gilgigamesh 2009-11-09 01:14:32 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Your MOM is a worrying world we live in.

Heh heh heh.

Burn!

 
LarryDan43 2009-11-09 01:15:42 PM  
what_now: He was supposed to help her hero son - but all she saw in Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan's eyes was evil.

My mom says the same thing about Obama.

 
Fano 2009-11-09 01:15:58 PM  
Here we Cho again.

 
DarthBart 2009-11-09 01:16:08 PM  
KarmicDisaster: Let me guess, he was "quiet" and a "loner" and a "TFer" and an "Extra" class ham.

I'm 3 out of the 4. Does that mean I should start watching myself for homicidal tendencies?

 
Fano 2009-11-09 01:17:21 PM  
And, you know, the thing about Hasan... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

 
LarryDan43 2009-11-09 01:17:29 PM  
She saw the evil, yet did nothing. I think we can now blame her for the entire thing.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-11-09 01:18:07 PM  
what_now: He was supposed to help her hero son - but all she saw in Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan's eyes was evil.

Yeah...that's not journalism, that's farking nonsense.

Look, we all know this guy was evil. He went farking nuts and murdered a dozen people. I hope he's shot to death. But this crap doesn't help.


img510.imageshack.us
Don't know about anyone else but my evil meter is going off. It's not the eyes, it's the smile. There is none.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-11-09 01:18:08 PM  
"[Hasan] said to me one time, 'They all need to come home,'" Gagnier recalled. "He said all the boys should come home.

That evil bastard. How dare he suggest that soldiers might be better off at home rather than at war!?!

 
Freudian Slit 2009-11-09 01:18:15 PM  
"He always struck me as a nice guy. Quiet. Kept to himself."

--Every single neighbor ever interviewed in the history of modern media

 
KarmicDisaster 2009-11-09 01:18:55 PM  
DarthBart: KarmicDisaster: Let me guess, he was "quiet" and a "loner" and a "TFer" and an "Extra" class ham.

I'm 3 out of the 4. Does that mean I should start watching myself for homicidal tendencies?


They say that Morse code does something to a man.

 
#2 2009-11-09 01:20:04 PM  
VIII.

"Now rede me my riddle, Sir Mordred, I pray,
My kinsmen, mine ancient, my Bien-aimé;
Now rede me my riddle, and rede it aright,
Art thou traitorous knave or my trusty knight?"

- 'The Doom-Well of St. Madron' by Robert Stephen Hawker (1869)

 
thereisnospoon 2009-11-09 01:20:45 PM  
I wonder if she would have been so afraid if he had a nice, white dude name like timothy or jeffrey or something.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:21:02 PM  
LarryDan43: She saw the evil, yet did nothing. I think we can now blame her for the entire thing.

Heh.

Seriously though, every single murder case there's always people who say they saw the evil, they could tell the guy was off, or whatever. But it's hindsight.

For every kid who writes emo poetry and shoots up a school, hordes of kids who write equally terrible emo poetry don't do anything.

That said, given reports of this guy's behavior (if verified) I'm surprised they left him in his position as psychologist. Seems he was having some obvious coping issues if nothing else, plus if he's got a desperate desire to leave the Army (to the point of offering to pay back his scholarships, if reporting is to be believed) you'd think maybe the Army wouldn't want his "negativity" affecting their vulnerable troops there for counseling.

Even if they didn't want to let him out (to make a point or whatever) there are other garden-variety jobs to be rotated to, surely?

Still, probably all this is hindsight too, it's always 20/20.

 
Prof.Xomox 2009-11-09 01:21:30 PM  
Fervent believers of all faiths should be considered dangerous.

 
zac1722 2009-11-09 01:21:50 PM  
i feel for you pocket ninja, those pickles at chik-fila are like chicken sandwich cancer, its brine soaks into and ruins everything beautiful in that sandwich

 
Edsel 2009-11-09 01:22:28 PM  
""[Hasan] said it was all right for my son to leave the hospital, but it wasn't," Gagnier said.


And right there is the REAL reason that helicopter-mom here saw "evil in his eyes". Because he dared to want to discharge her snowflake from the hospital.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:22:35 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel:
Don't know about anyone else but my evil meter is going off. It's not the eyes, it's the smile. There is none.


He looks like the kind of guy who would be a religious nutjob no matter WHAT religion he was raised with.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-11-09 01:22:41 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: "[Hasan] said to me one time, 'They all need to come home,'" Gagnier recalled. "He said all the boys should come home.

That evil bastard. How dare he suggest that soldiers might be better off at home rather than at war!?!


He meant all the boys should be in his home.

 
Ulfhednar 2009-11-09 01:23:53 PM  
So, whaazza big deal, he just had PTSD by proxy, nuthing to do with him bein a muzzy, am I right liberal media?

AM I RIGHT!?!?!

I mean, HE was the victim, and we should blame the 13/30 who got shot for their role in the shooting, what with all that being part of a target-rich environnment and all.

/I for one welcome out new muzzy overlords~!

 
Corvus 2009-11-09 01:24:01 PM  
It's tragic what happened. It is horrible what he did and inexcusable. However this article is a piece of crap. Basically they interviewed someone about an opinion they wanted to write about.

They just selectively picked someone with a certain opinion they wanted to write about to cash in the fears of others.

It's a bunch of crap.

 
you are a puppet 2009-11-09 01:24:46 PM  
Hes Muslim. He killed people. How is that NOT terrorism?

Next you libs will tell me that when a black kid beats up a white kid its not a sign of how those people think they can get away with anything in Obamas America. So naive.

 
Corvus 2009-11-09 01:25:34 PM  
Ulfhednar: So, whaazza big deal, he just had PTSD by proxy, nuthing to do with him bein a muzzy, am I right liberal media?

AM I RIGHT!?!?!

I mean, HE was the victim, and we should blame the 13/30 who got shot for their role in the shooting, what with all that being part of a target-rich environnment and all.

/I for one welcome out new muzzy overlords~!


So all the Christians who shoot abortion clinic doctors do so because they are Christians?

Is that true? Or does this only work for minority religions?

 
One Bad Apple 2009-11-09 01:25:37 PM  
Prof.Xomox: Fervent believers of all faiths should be considered dangerous.


Really ? The Amish are a danger too ?

 
accelerus [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:25:40 PM  
so he's killed a bunch of people and he's sitting pretty in a hospital bed all warm.

I don't even know or have any relatives on that base, and I'm outraged. We as a state/country are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars (millions?) talking to him, stitching him up, and imprisoning him; when the real solution is to get the information we need from him and then spend a whopping 50 cents on a bullet and get rid of the piece of trash.

 
Dr. Nick Riviera [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:26:02 PM  
LeroyBourne: HMS_Blinkin: "[Hasan] said to me one time, 'They all need to come home,'" Gagnier recalled. "He said all the boys should come home.

That evil bastard. How dare he suggest that soldiers might be better off at home rather than at war!?!

He meant all the boys should be in his home.


So you're saying this is all gay marriage's fault?

 
you are a puppet 2009-11-09 01:26:11 PM  
Ulfhednar: So, whaazza big deal, he just had PTSD by proxy, nuthing to do with him bein a muzzy, am I right liberal media?

AM I RIGHT!?!?!

I mean, HE was the victim, and we should blame the 13/30 who got shot for their role in the shooting, what with all that being part of a target-rich environnment and all.

/I for one welcome out new muzzy overlords~!


THIS. The liberal media keeps blaming the victims. Brave men like you stand up and remind us that the SHOOTER is the one to blame. And is also a muzzy terrorist who is muzz.

 
DarthBart 2009-11-09 01:26:25 PM  
KarmicDisaster: DarthBart: KarmicDisaster: Let me guess, he was "quiet" and a "loner" and a "TFer" and an "Extra" class ham.

I'm 3 out of the 4. Does that mean I should start watching myself for homicidal tendencies?

They say that Morse code does something to a man.


I can't tell a dit from a dah from a BORKBORKBORK.

I'm one of "those" people who upgraded from No-code Tech to Extra after the FCC dropped the code requirements.

 
New Jeebus 2009-11-09 01:27:23 PM  
It's all those damned Musselmens faults!

/Why don't we say Musselman anymore?
//It's more fun than Muslim.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:27:26 PM  
Not to thread-jack, but The U.S. Supreme Court has refused to block Tuesday's scheduled execution of sniper mastermind John Allen Muhammad.

/HAHAHAHHA die.
//Ill be waiting with my popcorn.

 
Corvus 2009-11-09 01:27:32 PM  
accelerus: so he's killed a bunch of people and he's sitting pretty in a hospital bed all warm.

I don't even know or have any relatives on that base, and I'm outraged. We as a state/country are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars (millions?) talking to him, stitching him up, and imprisoning him; when the real solution is to get the information we need from him and then spend a whopping 50 cents on a bullet and get rid of the piece of trash.


So you think we should get rid of trials for people?

People like you are reactionary idiots.

 
accelerus [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:30:02 PM  
One Bad Apple: Prof.Xomox: Fervent believers of all faiths should be considered dangerous.


Really ? The Amish are a danger too ?


Well yeah, nobody really knows what goes on in those barns they erect with precision and speed.

It's fun to wail on the amish, but in all seriousness that's one group that seems very laid back and not in your face fanatic, they do what they do and don't bother anyone. If we were all like that world might be slightly better.

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-11-09 01:30:43 PM  
One Bad Apple: Prof.Xomox: Fervent believers of all faiths should be considered dangerous.


Really ? The Amish are a danger too ?


Th Amish are a danger to progress.

 
you are a puppet 2009-11-09 01:31:08 PM  
Corvus: accelerus: so he's killed a bunch of people and he's sitting pretty in a hospital bed all warm.

I don't even know or have any relatives on that base, and I'm outraged. We as a state/country are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars (millions?) talking to him, stitching him up, and imprisoning him; when the real solution is to get the information we need from him and then spend a whopping 50 cents on a bullet and get rid of the piece of trash.

So you think we should get rid of trials for people?

People like you are reactionary idiots.


Theres a difference between people and monsters.

/Freedom
//Patriot
///Independent

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu 2009-11-09 01:31:47 PM  
In this cutaway view, we gain an insight into what's going on in Hasan's head.

i37.tinypic.com

That's not what scary. What's scary is the hamster that's running around on that thing, as seen in this closeup:

1.bp.blogspot.com

 
sensualstrwbry [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:32:47 PM  
you are a puppet: And is also a muzzy terrorist who is muzz.

This guy?
www.dmp.es

 
frankencj 2009-11-09 01:32:55 PM  
I still think it was because of DADT.....

 
One Bad Apple 2009-11-09 01:33:55 PM  
The Southern Dandy:

Th Amish are a danger to progress.


What progress have they obstructed ?

When the start stuffing their pants full of dynamite and suicide bombing all the "Radio Shacks" it will begin to be an analogy

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-09 01:34:02 PM  
LarryDan43: She saw the evil, yet did nothing. I think we can now blame her for the entire thing

It's like she had a view of Logan airport on 9/11.

 
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