She should have said she had face cancer

That's cheap for a triple boob job -- her pair and her hubby.

Lie about needing chemotherapy --> "theft by deception" --> breast implants...

There must be some way to yank a pair of solutions out of this awful bloody mess... (It probably wouldn't be pretty, though.)

Big boobs or not, it's still a man, baby

People who lie about having cancer should be forced to undergo chemo.

Just sayin'

She should have to return the implants.

Without a doctor's assistance.

I'm gonna have to guess that karma will do nasty things to her in the future.

cksewell: i517.photobucket.com
Big boobs or not, it's still a man, baby

God, even I look better than her.

She's too ugly to be that vapid.

Thanks for making the Waco area look just that much better.

Did she live?

Hell with a boob job she needs to do something about that face.

That pic has Do Not Want written all over it.

cksewell: Big boobs or not, it's still a man, baby

What a pile of shiat. People go through horrible things when they have cancer and some people rely on the fundraiser(s) to get anywhere financially. That shiat is not cheap.

/she'll be the butch in the relationship in prison.

For 10K she could have gotten boobs, nose and lips. Boobs on that is like tofurkey...interesting for about 30 seconds...but, c'mon.

so her and her husband have been married for less than a year ... but they have two children aged 5 and 3 ... and she thought that getting a boob job would save her marriage ... so she pretended to have breast cancer ...

in what alterate universe does this make any sense?

Gosh, I must have lived a sheltered life, because I don't know what a boob job is. If only some helpful farkers could post some pictures to illustrate. If only.

/unzips pants

FAIL? This sounds like a success to me.

How can a husband be duped into thinking his wife has breast cancer?

I know if my lady has so much as a cold I'm sitting right next to her in the doctor's office. And this biatch was supposedly having chemo treatments?

Hubby was either in on it and wants out to save face, or he's just retarded and something new and jiggly probably would have made him stick around.

tortamus: Gosh, I must have lived a sheltered life, because I don't know what a boob job is. If only some helpful farkers could post some pictures to illustrate. If only.

/unzips pants

I hope and pray that someday there will be somewhere we can go on the Internet to find pictures of boobs.

House of Tards: I'm gonna have to guess that karma will do nasty things to her in the future.

Came here to say this. As a cancer survivor I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I could make an exception for people who do this. Before I was diagnosed I knew a guy who did something like this, shaved his head and all, just so people would buy him free drinks at the bar and share their weed with him. It worked for a couple of weeks until some people caught on.

in what alterate universe does this make any sense?

Rural Texas

Fair_Poopsmith: tortamus: Gosh, I must have lived a sheltered life, because I don't know what a boob job is. If only some helpful farkers could post some pictures to illustrate. If only.

/unzips pants

I hope and pray that someday there will be somewhere we can go on the Internet to find pictures of boobs.


Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

Filed for an annulment?? "alleging that she induced him to get married "by fraud." The couple married April 18 but have two sons, ages 5 and 3, together."

Someone you have 2 children with, knew for at least 5 years, and marry where the identity is not in question? And want to annul some 7 months after the wedding?

Can you DO that?? Because if a marriage can be annulled every time the spouse turned out to be a lying biatch/s.o.b., then it'd get used a lot more frequently.

Uh-oh.

tortamus: Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

You go to work really damn early.

November 2008:


After one year of crystal meth:

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: tortamus: Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

You go to work really damn early.

Nah, I work 7p-7a. All alone in a tiny dark room. All by myself.
Seriously, post-tits.

Oooh, can't WAIT to take her dyke looking, lying, thieving, banjo strumming ass home to mom.

If the message in 30 years of "feminism" is really "hooray for us, and f*ck them, conscionable behaviour is for SUCKERS", maybe the neocons and dollar sign "feminists" could just merge into one, big bucket of dogsh*t and cut down on promotion costs.

Why get implants if you are just going to stick your tits in the wringer?

The wringer ref shows my age.

(The old washers had a wringer rather than a spin cycle to remove excessive water. It consisted of two rollers locked together under power on a swivel above the tub. Things often got pulled in to them, like my arm did while I was a small child, they sported a small release lever on one end, like the one my mother tripped when she heard me screaming. Getting a tit caught in the wringer was a phrase well known at the time as a sign of being in trouble.)

tortamus: Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: tortamus: Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

You go to work really damn early.

Nah, I work 7p-7a. All alone in a tiny dark room. All by myself.
Seriously, post-tits.

Seconded here, same schedule...Suprisingly to the rest of the world it doesn't close at 6pm or 2am for the bar.

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: tortamus: Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

You go to work really damn early.

You're welcome!

the_chief: FAIL? This sounds like a success to me.

How can it be a success? So she got her boobs, by the time she is done with prison they'll be sagging so much they'll look like two grapefruit dangling from the bottom of some really long tube-socks. AND she just lost her husband and kids.

Why the change in tense from the first sentence to the second in the headline? If it's present tense in the first - "deceives", shouldn't it be that way in the second?

"She spends $10K they raise on a boob job"

Or am I just being a grammar nazi?

Anything to draw some attention away from that face.

She probably should get her butt done too... and maybe learn to, like, juggle with her feet... and get some interesting shiny body piercings... and carry a blinding spotlight... and hang out near prisons.

tortamus: Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: tortamus: Gimme a break, I'm at work. All the good stuff is blocked.

You go to work really damn early.

Nah, I work 7p-7a. All alone in a tiny dark room. All by myself.
Seriously, post-tits.

Holy-shiat! Are you my doppleganger? Unfortunatly the pics being posted wont do me any good. Domain restrictions are a biatch.

It's clearly the fault of our misogynistic culture. I find it sickening that the pressure to fit into the stereotype is so strong that it forces desperate women to stoop to this behavior. Don't be too quick to judge this woman, fark denizens, for you too are responsible; you reinforce the stereotype whenever possible. I've seen those lesbian threads and those boobies threads barely covered by a wet tank top with hard nipples poking through the thin fabric.....excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

Baryogenesis: It's clearly the fault of our misogynistic culture. I find it sickening that the pressure to fit into the stereotype is so strong that it forces desperate women to stoop to this behavior. Don't be too quick to judge this woman, fark denizens, for you too are responsible; you reinforce the stereotype whenever possible. I've seen those lesbian threads and those boobies threads barely covered by a wet tank top with hard nipples poking through the thin fabric.....excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

I'm guessing this started as a troll or something but if you GIS "I want boobs" or "pay for my boobs" you will find alot of women AW themselves out to get some. They even provide some free pics generally of before and after. Now of you'll excuse me I'll be off to my bunk as well.

It was for a good lost cause.

eas81: Baryogenesis: It's clearly the fault of our misogynistic culture. I find it sickening that the pressure to fit into the stereotype is so strong that it forces desperate women to stoop to this behavior. Don't be too quick to judge this woman, fark denizens, for you too are responsible; you reinforce the stereotype whenever possible. I've seen those lesbian threads and those boobies threads barely covered by a wet tank top with hard nipples poking through the thin fabric.....excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

I'm guessing this started as a troll or something but if you GIS "I want boobs" or "pay for my boobs" you will find alot of women AW themselves out to get some. They even provide some free pics generally of before and after. Now of you'll excuse me I'll be off to my bunk as well.

Well, it was supposed to be a half-assed critique of self righteous militant feminist types. Then I decided I wasn't doing it even that well and started talking about boobies.

/boobies

FTFA: The annulment petition says that William Lathern, who is seeking custody of the boys, was not aware that Trista Lathern didn't have cancer when they married or when the benefit was held.

Granted, the woman is a complete farking scumbag for lying to everyone like that, but this sentence from TFA makes me wonder if the dude didn't marry her just because he figured, "She'll be dead soon anyway."

Even big ol' titsies can't help it.

bunner: Oooh, can't WAIT to take her dyke looking, lying, thieving, banjo strumming ass home to mom.

If the message in 30 years of "feminism" is really "hooray for us, and f*ck them, conscionable behaviour is for SUCKERS", maybe the neocons and dollar sign "feminists" could just merge into one, big bucket of dogsh*t and cut down on promotion costs.

What in this woman's behavior is indicative of either neoconservatism or feminism?

enderthexenocide: so her and her husband have been married for less than a year ... but they have two children aged 5 and 3 ... and she thought that getting a boob job would save her marriage ... so she pretended to have breast cancer ...

in what alterate universe does this make any sense?

Dude, just pay the child support and GTFO. See the kids on weekends, they're still really too young to know....or....something.

However......how the hell did you not suspect anything at all? Were you living in Thailand at the time with no phone?

Nogale: What in this woman's behavior is indicative of either neoconservatism or feminism?

Selfishness, lying, and stupidity.

Vangor: Nogale: What in this woman's behavior is indicative of either neoconservatism or feminism?

Selfishness, lying, and stupidity.

Yeah, that's really what the women's movement has been about.

Nogale: What in this woman's behavior is indicative of either neoconservatism or feminism?

Oh, I'll go with "endless self involvement, unabridged greed and the ends justify the means". : )

Nogale: Yeah, that's really what the women's movement has been about.

You are aware bunner said "feminism" and 'dollar sign "feminism"', correct? As in, being sarcastic about those who embrace feminism not in terms of equality between the sexes in all aspects but female superiority in opposition to the historical patriarchy, or those who abuse the term for groups which promote sexist ranting. Those are not a movement.