So they don't name her in the article, but they name her husband, the guy who supplied her husband with the drugs, and her husband's mechanic business. Makes sense. So where should we send flowers and our condolences?

It's only a matter of minutes before this story becomes the basis of a Lifetime Movie of the Week (TM).

However Chris Rock would like to remind you, don't drive with an angry woman.

I bang a gorgeous jealous latina so I'm really getting a kick...

fake jewelry and real orgasms...

I'll hang around for the sharpies pic and then I'm off to bed..

They should be deported.

I'd sorta hit it maybe

/Meh

Your Average Witty Fark User: They should be deported.

Is that a blanket statement?

Meh, you know she has a mustache and smells like grease from the deep fat fryer.

/is there enough beer in the world?

Your Average Witty Fark User: They should be deported.

WHY??!?!?? The biatch just took down a meth lab and a bunch of crazy meth-heads! YOU should be deported first, dummy!

The government use to pay farmers not to grow crops. Maybe it could pay meth heads not to make meth. Naw, wouldn't work. Maybe the government should just be the highest bidder and buy it all up. ;-)

I'd sorta hit it maybe?

/meh?

And this weeks follow up story.. MS13 takes out "Wife Informant". I am glad she was so brave but a lot of me thinks she was to brave to understand the inner workings of a drug ring.

They'll just be replaced by more meth distributors. Omaha's a shaithole anyway.

Anyone else notice??

They just couldn't get any Afgan Opium 'sall

She obviously has never watched The Wire.

I once had to deal with some meth heads

the police warned me that 'the meth community is very dangerous'

i lol'd cause like they have a community with a community center and public services and shiat.

anyways they were pussies cause they were so malnourished, i pretty much just had to push them over and they fell down.

oi_piss_me_off: So they don't name her in the article, but they name her husband, the guy who supplied her husband with the drugs, and her husband's mechanic business. Makes sense. So where should we send flowers and our condolences?

To him. Seems he'll still be in prison when a couple of them get out and they know who she is.

No hero tag for this?

Also while they don't say that the names haven't changed or whatever they do say she's moved out of the area.

Everyone in the new area probably knows who she is though, that's just the way the grapevine works.

came for pictures of Latinas who might not be getting any, left disappointed.

Viva la razza!

It's a shame she went through all that for her worthless, drug dealing scumbag of a husband. The kids would be better off never seeing him again.

Hung_Solo: I'll hang around for the sharpies pic and then I'm off to bed..

Here ya go:

Antilope: The government use to pay farmers not to grow crops. Maybe it could pay meth heads not to make meth. Naw, wouldn't work. Maybe the government should just be the highest bidder and buy it all up. ;-)

Silly rabbit, you don't grow meth. You boil it down out of a bunch of smelly chemicals, and that would never work because the attraction of meth-making is you can start your cook-off in the morning and be tweeked out by nightfall.

Not that I'd know or anything.

Dmala: It's a shame she went through all that for her worthless, drug dealing scumbag of a husband. The kids would be better off never seeing him again.

What do you want to bet, now that the competition is locked up, they start up a new *cough*home based business *cough* when he's released?

Hey pig, you ever had your shiat pushed in?

Your shiat pushed in. Simple question.

gmupps: Hung_Solo: I'll hang around for the sharpies pic and then I'm off to bed..

Here ya go:

Say goodnight, Dick! (new window)

The husband is a convicted meth dealer, so when he gets out of prison, he'll be deported. She should spend her time finding somebody better than him, which shouldn't be all that hard.

Do_Not_Want: She obviously has never watched The Wire.

Omar comin!
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: It's only a matter of minutes before this story becomes the basis of a Lifetime Movie of the Week (TM).

Meredith Baxter Birney.. getting beat to shiat by an angry man...

jjorsett: The husband is a convicted meth dealer, so when he gets out of prison, he'll be deported. She should spend her time finding somebody better than him, which shouldn't be all that hard.

For the win

Airfoilsguy: Anyone else notice??

yea, they both use that thing with red and white stripes with the blue starry part
conspiracy?

Headline: Hell hath no fury like a Latina who ain't getting any knocked up.

FTFY subby

oi_piss_me_off: So they don't name her in the article, but they name her husband, the guy who supplied her husband with the drugs, and her husband's mechanic business. Makes sense. So where should we send flowers and our condolences?

Came here to say pretty much the same thing
A woman as brave and loyal will be missed
I'll mourn her and her family

Artists impression of hot latino

Yeah, she's a real shining example. She's pissed at the cartel but not her own drug dealing husband. But, hey, he's family so it doesnt matter I guess.

Holy shiat.

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...Holy shiat.

MrHelpful: Yeah, she's a real shining example. She's pissed at the cartel but not her own drug dealing husband. But, hey, he's family so it doesnt matter I guess.

Well, clearly she and the kids want him back.

I will say this: that husband is going to be utterly, utterly henpecked the rest of the marriage.

"I TOOK DOWN A FARKING METH RING TO GET YOU BACK. YOUR FARKING METH RING. AND IF I SAY TAKE OUT THE TRASH, YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH." "yes dear."

Well, with the publication of that article, she's a dead woman. I give it 4 months.

FTFA: Nunez would buy for about $450 an ounce and sell it for $700 - a 35 percent profit

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So is the husband getting any time off?

Hey subby, her husband is in prison and you think she isn't getting any? You don't know the ghetto latinas I know I guess

pablodolanez: Artists impression of hot latino

??

NTTAWWT.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: It's only a matter of minutes before this story becomes the basis of a Lifetime Movie of the Week (TM).

In the Lifetime version the husband doesn't actually commit a crime, and the meth is used by the wife to give her the strength to tear him limb from limb.

hockeyguy3066: FTFA: Nunez would buy for about $450 an ounce and sell it for $700 - a 35 percent profit

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Yeah, I caught that, too; you beat me by five minutes. :-)

But I figured out how she got "35%": $250 ÷ $700 = 0.357 ... the mind boggles!

/// They told me there'd be no meth on this exam!

Also FTFA: By the time the informant's involvement ended, police had seized 13 pounds of methamphetamine worth an estimated $500,000 - enough to feed the daily habits of 17,600 or more users.

Works out to 300mg each for that many people. What an absurd way to put it. Either they only got one day's supply and there's way more out there, or more likely this would feed the "daily habits" of 400 meth heads for a month. Less impressive but at least the bust would mean something.

jjorsett: The husband is a convicted meth dealer, so when he gets out of prison, he'll be deported. She should spend her time finding somebody better than him, which shouldn't be all that hard.

More likely either get back with the same guy, or find another guy just like him. Or both.

Its the same as the "why are all the guys I date jerks" problem.

Dr.Knockboots, Con Fabulous - any piece of celluloid that carries the Lifetime Movie of the Week badge MUST feature a prolonged car chase where the speeds do not exceed 20 MPH.

One trip to a Matlock convention and we've got our stunt drivers!