We'd be scare to what?

Subby: he scared at the idea

Did you accidentally the headline, subby?

I've a feeling he'll be even more scared when he finds out that girl parts arr different than boy parts.

It's not news, it's trifecta?

Ponzholio: It's not news, it's trifecta?

Their check cleared.

Me scared too.

Also, i have no idea who either of these people are. Am I officially old?

/28

I love coming in here and seeing who's commenting about not knowing who we're talking about. It makes you so cool and edgy. Tell me who else you don't know about. And how you don't have a tv and how you're more green than anyone else.

CraicBaby: Also, i have no idea who either of these people are. Am I officially old?

/28

Bullshiat. You're on fark so it's unpossible that you haven't seen the Kanye west/taylor Swift thing ... Unless you live under a rock in Somalia you've heard about these people.

CraicBaby: Also, i have no idea who either of these people are. Am I officially old?

/28

Taylor Swift is to country soft-rock what Avril Lavigne is to punk.

You didn't miss out on much, apart from a yet another artist with a pretty face.

monkeydoodledandy: We'd be scare to what?

CraicBaby: Subby: he scared at the idea

Did you accidentally the headline, subby?

Subby's words are childish and read like emo for people who speak English as a second language.

srtpointman: I love coming in here and seeing who's commenting about not knowing who we're talking about. It makes you so cool and edgy. Tell me who else you don't know about. And how you don't have a tv and how you're more green than anyone else.

Eh, I consume more coal-produced electricity than all of you, and I still consistently mix up Taylor Swift and the Hannah Montana chick, Billy Ray Cyrus' kid. She's the one that made the jump to pop music by alienating her previous demographic with songs about bisexuality, right?

//CraicBaby, I'm happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but srtpointman had one of the best meta-commentary trolls of all time. The best trolls of all time.

Death to twang pop

cretinbob: Death to twang pop

Why hate on Dwayne Eddy?

A better example of country music:

Hayes Carll Link (new window)

1. I kind of like some of her songs on the radio. I like them the same way I like Phil Vassar's "Carlene" -- catchy song, but afterwards I feel ashamed at myself for liking something that stupid.

2. I would not get involved with somebody who had a reputation for turning boyfriends into songs heard by millions.

3. Taylor+Taylor? Really? Coincidence or narcissism?

I Am The Mole: IT'S TAYTAY!

They just kike yelling their own names during sex. And who wouldn't?

This chick?



Who care's about her songs, when is she coming to my bedroom?

chemical_angel: Bullshiat. You're on fark so it's unpossible that you haven't seen the Kanye west/taylor Swift thing ... Unless you live under a rock in Somalia you've heard about these people.

I know about the Kanye West thing at the MTV awards, so, yeah, I know she's a singer of some sort. I couldn't name one of her songs, though.

Jim_Callahan: CraicBaby, I'm happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but srtpointman had one of the best meta-commentary trolls of all time. The best trolls of all time.

I wasn't trolling, though. At least, not on purpose. I RTFA and I still barely know who those people are. I don't listen to pop or country music (well not the new stuff) and I don't involve myself in that Twilight crap. Just because someone isn't obsessed with pop culture doesn't mean they're an anti-TV snob.

Me weeps at the grammar fail. Weep, I tell you.farking WEEP!

/Too, you nit. T-O-O!

balin007: This chick?



Who care's about her songs, when is she coming to my bedroom?

After she's finished in mine.

I Am The Mole: IT'S TAYTAY!

Came for this. Thank you.

I was watching SNL with my brother last night and we both reached the same conclusion within 5 minutes of the show.

She comes across as someone who is probably extremely annoying and aggravating in person.

Wow, subby...you do realize she is a child, right?
If only you had half her talent she has in her little toe, you might have a successful life too.

/Don't know any of her songs
//Know who she is though

Aquadyne: I was watching SNL with my brother last night and we both reached the same conclusion within 5 minutes of the show.

She comes across as someone who is probably extremely annoying and aggravating in person.

That's the first reason.

The second: She's a shapeless stick.

Third: I've got older dust bunnies.

Aquadyne 2009-11-08 06:29:26 PM
I was watching SNL with my brother last night and we both reached the same conclusion within 5 minutes of the show.

She comes across as someone who is probably extremely annoying and aggravating in person.

Only saw the last twenty minutes and was surprised that she wasn't terrible in her 'acting' skills and was actually sort of funny.

Having said that her songs do sound like emo-pop country.

And she's not that pretty with her scrunched up, rotent-like face.

Some one PLEASE post some Amanda Lambert

Ashtrey:

They just kike yelling their own names during sex.


Jew racist bastard.

Broken Logic: Ashtrey:

They just kike yelling their own names during sex.


Jew racist bastard.

Oops, sometimes my hatred for other races just seeps out without me even knowing.

She's one of the few acts who can go multiplatnium these days. We've come the wrong long way since the days of Like A Virgin.

subby's been listening to too much damn rap music

She did a very good impression of Shakira on one of the SNL skits last night.

Aquadyne: She comes across as someone who is probably extremely annoying and aggravating in person

I've seen a couple of interviews of her. She's actually a pretty normal star. I've also read what people she has worked with have said about her. Everyone says she is real cool and in no way a diva or biatchy.

/How's that Taylor?
//Will you return my letters now?

Subby, Fark is not a great place to work on your comedic chops.

Learn to spell and grammar check somewhere else, then come back:-P

read like emo?

Taylor and Taylor.

I would never ever date a guy who's name was the same as mine. It's just asking to be a part of the douche community.


/however Charlie is a hot name no matter who wears it.

I know everyone has been slamming subby's grasp of the English language, but am I the only one who noticed this FTFA?

"The 'Twilight Saga: New Moon' star knows his new beau is famed for penning tunes about her life."

Unless she has one HELL of a good doctor, that's NOT a man, baby.

Did anyone else think that was a really awkwardly written article? Like perhaps a 3 year old just beat on the keyboard for a few minutes?

Since having the same name as your honey is kinda awkward, I think she should adopt a catchy, meaningful nickname. Like "AutoTune" Swift.

I think Subby may be jealous that Taylor could write a better headline.

Aquadyne: I was watching SNL with my brother last night and we both reached the same conclusion within 5 minutes of the show.

She comes across as someone who is probably extremely annoying and aggravating in person.

And did you notice the emo guitar player in the band with that "rockin'" solo? Subby's not far off

Taylor Swift writes her own songs? I thought they were written by middle aged Jews, and repackaged as "pop country" so that she could have a career for three to four years, and then be quickly forgotten, when the next "teen sensation" comes along.

/Her music is boring

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Taylor Swift writes her own songs? I thought they were written by middle aged Jews, and repackaged as "pop country" so that she could have a career for three to four years, and then be quickly forgotten, when the next "teen sensation" comes along.

/Her music is boring

But it succeeds in its primary goal: humiliating everyone that ever dumped her. Ha.

I like Taylor Swift's music.

Yeah, I said it.

She sucks live, but her songs are cute for 14 year old girls, which is obviously her target audience. She's just giving them what they like.

And from what I've seen and read about her, she seems like a pretty decent person. Seems down-to-earth and actually kind of dorky.

CLEARLY I'm evil: Taylor and Taylor.




Taylor and Taylor, meet Marley and Marley!

A Jonas brother, now this guy...it would appear she likes being a beard.

Dear Parents,

Before going fully stupid and giving your child a last name in place of their first name... consider what will happen if she marries someone with that last name.

Taylor Taylor.... Kennedy Kennedy. i guess she could be one of those cranky biatches that hyphenates. Taylor Swift-Taylor....

It's not cute... it's idiocy. Respect my commandments:

http://sites.google.com/site/apeiron/ChildNaming

apeiron242: Dear Parents,

Before going fully stupid and giving your child a last name in place of their first name... consider what will happen if she marries someone with that last name.

Taylor Taylor.... Kennedy Kennedy. i guess she could be one of those cranky biatches that hyphenates. Taylor Swift-Taylor....

It's not cute... it's idiocy. Respect my commandments:

http://sites.google.com/site/apeiron/ChildNaming

Who do you know with the first name Kennedy?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Taylor Swift writes her own songs? I thought they were written by middle aged Jews, and repackaged as "pop country" so that she could have a career for three to four years, and then be quickly forgotten, when the next "teen sensation" comes along.

/Her music is boring

The sad part is that songs written by her for 14 year old girls don't sound much different than the songs written by professionals for 45 year old soccer moms. And that ladies and gentleman is what is considered country by many people today. Sad. At least the pop country of yesterday wasn't quite so cheesy.