know how I know you're gay, subby?

I'd hit that until the cops had to pull me off of her... manface and all.

Yeah, what a disgusting pig. You can do MUCH better, subby.

I think she is hot.

i think she's hot, and very talented. however, she apparently has the $cientology defect.

Cewley: she apparently has the $cientology defect.

Sonofabiatch.

/obligatory

Subby is obviously gay, blind, or both.

/obligatory-er

Hello submitter. This is your penis. I know it's shocking to hear from me, but I have had adequate time in the years being entombed beneath several rolls of your fat to develop a consciousness, attain several levels of technological achievement, and get an internet account.

I would just like to state for the record that you should be ashamed of this submission. Also, I would strongly urge you to reconsider your intentions of repeatedly yanking on me while looking at your dog dressed in a Transformers Halloween costume, should you ever manage to actually reach me.

Oh, but what about those sharp knees, eh submittard?

cmunic8r99: /obligatory-er

Like the angry fist of Xenu.

but.
her.
face.

that said, below the neck is pretty damn nice

Why is it always assumed that subby is a guy? It's just as likely that the submitter is a woman. A sad, bitter, jealous, angry woman...

I think that article left out her Oscar nomination from The Core.

Subby is queerer than a $3 bill.

I think she's incredibly hot.

So hot I'm putting $50 on her to place in the third.

Cewley: i think she's hot, and very talented. however, she apparently has the $cientology defect.

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Cewley: i think she's hot, and very talented. however, she apparently has the $cientology defect.

Haven't heard that before. A quick google doesn't turn up any results, so, erm, [citation needed]?

/I like angular faces. Not every woman has to look like an infant.

Textbook case of butterface.

To be fair, the woman can look a little bit ... masculine. You all know it. It doesn't make you gay. she's still hot most of the time.

Sometimes, she looks like this:


Or this:


Okay eye bleach.

TheMaskedUnit: Textbook case of butterface.

this

She's a handsome woman.

Subby is correct.

And the rest of you?

If you find pre-op trannies attractive...

Remember the old Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl who looked hot in the right light, but in the wrong light she was fugly? That's how I see Hillary Swank. Some times she is smoking hot, other times she wants to make you burn your eyes out.

/I'd still do her
//in the right light of course.

Whatthefark: Remember the old Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl who looked hot in the right light, but in the wrong light she was fugly? That's how I see Hillary Swank. Some times she is smoking hot, other times she wants to make you burn your eyes out.

/I'd still do her
//in the right light of course.

It's a Festivus miracle! (new window)

With regards to Ms. Swank, I think I admire her more than anything else. In the old "would you rather fark it or be it" debate, I would much rather be her.

Cewley: i think she's hot, and very talented. however, she apparently has the $cientology defect.

Just a simple case of farking her brains out should do the trick.

I admire her. She's in amazing shape, and what she said in the article about fate is right on.

Yep she is a farking babe.

So many gay-mitters going snarky for a green on Fark its retarded. She's pretty hot and if you would turn that down you have got to like dudes.

The English Major: It's a Festivus miracle! (new window)

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

Mana: To be fair, the woman can look a little bit ... masculine. You all know it. It doesn't make you gay. she's still hot most of the time.



Yup, she can be amsolutely georgeous in one picture, and then look like she could be her own brother in the next. But hey, when she's got it, she's really really got it.

I'd ride her so hard, she'd win the Preakness Stakes.

/and our offspring would win Triple Crown races

I don't know. Straight guys seem to like her.

The public's supposedly rejected her latest movie. I'd like to see how much stronger she is for that.

Not so much butterface as two-face. Me likey, though.

Subby's an idiot.

They found Amelia Earhart's teeth on Easter Island.

That's the pic ON THE PAGE.

She looks pretty good for a shot she probably was not posing for at all.

Wow, you guys relentlessly attack SJP, but leave this horse face alone?

Yes, Subby could be a woman. That's her lurking in the hall.

She's a Scientologist ? Ugly forever in my book.

Is it weird I'm attracted to her teeth?

WhileAmericaBurns: Wow, you guys relentlessly attack SJP, but leave this horse face alone?

This one is talented and has bewbs.

I'd feed her my carrot.

Hillary Swank, get your milk from her.

/YEAH!

vdantev: She's a Scientologist ? Ugly forever in my book.

this! so much this...

Superjew: Cewley: i think she's hot, and very talented. however, she apparently has the $cientology defect.

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Pay up for my new keyboard you cheap bassshtad! *jager*