It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Then you have very little imagination.

FTFA: to wed her agent, JASON TRAWICK. Trainwreck

I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

penthesilea: I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hah!

Given all of Britney's prudent decisions in the past, marrying someone with a last name like that is like poking fate in the nose with a sharp twig and going "NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH, NYAH-NYAH, YOU CAN'T GET ME"

I can't remember, is she hot again

I see where she's coming from.

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

*snort*

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Ha ha! Oh wow!

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Hey-O!

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

If he stands to make money from the publicity his client/wife generates, he'll have no issues.

I wonder if her vagina will fall out during the ceremony.

I was in the checkout line at the grocery store. all the mags said she was getting back with Cletus the Fat. did they break up again?

Why all the hate for Britney?

I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Unless his job is to pimp out celebrities. Oh.

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile of cocaine.

show me: It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

The Harvest grows near...

/corpus edimus!

can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people


Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her (& her money).

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

How long have you been waiting to use that line?

B A: can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people


Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her money (& her money).

FTFY

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile eight ball gram small amount trace amount of cocaine.

FTF the police reports

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.

Harry_Seldon: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.

That made me love her. I really miss crazy Brit Brit and wish she would come back.

Pfft

Stolen from the love boat.

He'll make a fine upstanding women of her.
Or a crackwhore.

isn't he like 50?

Ike and Tina, part two!

I don't see the happily ever after in this, either. Will she be the Liz Taylor of her generation?

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Why all the love for Photoshop?

fusillade762: How long have you been waiting to use that line?

at least a year

Yeah, you know that thing that happened to Anna Nicole Smith? That, but Britney.

Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?

theurge14: Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?

My point was clear. I guess your point was you're into beastiality. Good for you.