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(Contact Music) Followup Britney Spears may marry her agent. This might work out for us, as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people   (contactmusic.com) divider line 36
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show me [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 02:05:25 PM  
It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 02:53:20 PM  
as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Then you have very little imagination.

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 03:06:30 PM  
FTFA: to wed her agent, JASON TRAWICK. Trainwreck

I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 03:10:20 PM  
penthesilea: I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hah!

Given all of Britney's prudent decisions in the past, marrying someone with a last name like that is like poking fate in the nose with a sharp twig and going "NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH, NYAH-NYAH, YOU CAN'T GET ME"

 
Antidamascus [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 03:48:26 PM  
I can't remember, is she hot again

 
doctorwormwood 2009-11-08 03:53:53 PM  
The pop star's first marriage to Jason Alexander lasted just 55 hours

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Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 03:55:07 PM  
I see where she's coming from.

 
GWSuperfan 2009-11-08 03:57:06 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

*snort*

 
reveal101 2009-11-08 04:05:11 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Ha ha! Oh wow!

 
Dirty Hot Linker 2009-11-08 04:11:00 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Hey-O!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 04:15:53 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

img22.imageshack.us

 
swahnhennessy 2009-11-08 04:18:58 PM  
I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

If he stands to make money from the publicity his client/wife generates, he'll have no issues.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 04:29:23 PM  
I wonder if her vagina will fall out during the ceremony.

 
wrenchboy 2009-11-08 04:39:31 PM  
I was in the checkout line at the grocery store. all the mags said she was getting back with Cletus the Fat. did they break up again?

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 04:43:38 PM  
Why all the hate for Britney?

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Shatner's Bassoon 2009-11-08 04:45:09 PM  
I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Unless his job is to pimp out celebrities. Oh.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 05:06:50 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile of cocaine.

 
Comic Book Guy 2009-11-08 05:10:37 PM  
show me: It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

The Harvest grows near...

/corpus edimus!

 
B A [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 05:12:26 PM  
can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people


Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her (& her money).

 
fusillade762 2009-11-08 05:20:48 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

How long have you been waiting to use that line?

 
bacondevil 2009-11-08 05:23:32 PM  
B A: can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people


Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her money (& her money).


FTFY

 
GWSuperfan 2009-11-08 05:27:21 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile eight ball gram small amount trace amount of cocaine.


FTF the police reports

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-11-08 06:05:13 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.

english.pravda.ru

 
the lord god 2009-11-08 06:09:28 PM  
Harry_Seldon: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.


That made me love her. I really miss crazy Brit Brit and wish she would come back.

 
archichris [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 06:14:29 PM  
Pfft

Stolen from the love boat.

 
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes 2009-11-08 06:16:23 PM  
He'll make a fine upstanding women of her.
Or a crackwhore.

 
Trik 2009-11-08 06:18:10 PM  
isn't he like 50?

 
siromega 2009-11-08 06:58:04 PM  
Ike and Tina, part two!

 
ParadisePornoTheater 2009-11-08 07:06:44 PM  
I don't see the happily ever after in this, either. Will she be the Liz Taylor of her generation?

 
dodecahedron [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 09:28:43 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Why all the love for Photoshop?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-08 10:36:13 PM  
fusillade762: How long have you been waiting to use that line?

at least a year

 
Notabunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-08 10:56:55 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
majestykelf 2009-11-09 01:23:24 AM  
Yeah, you know that thing that happened to Anna Nicole Smith? That, but Britney.

 
Your Average Witty Fark User 2009-11-09 01:50:48 AM  
Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

 
theurge14 2009-11-09 01:53:24 AM  
Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?

 
Your Average Witty Fark User 2009-11-09 09:30:09 PM  
theurge14: Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?


My point was clear. I guess your point was you're into beastiality. Good for you.

 
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