+1 subby.

Good news, bad headline.

Yay?

RepublicOWNED

Lupus, yes. Abortion? Well, sometimes...

/at least it passed

Good. Except for the malicious and idiotic abortion-banning amendment.

Let's hope it actually works.

It's not lupus.

We have a winner, even though there's no such thing as Lupus

I'm pissed that those two new republican governors didn't stop this. They will pay with their careers!!!!!111!1!ONE

Let the WHARRGARBL begin!!!!

It's never Lupus, so why worry?

America is screwed.

Oh and congrats USA, you're well on your way to becoming a socialist paradise!

/Canadian neighbour

I thought it was a tumor.

Well sweet Jesus, they got it done.

Eh, i guess there were worse submissions.

/it's NOT Lupus.

So...abortions for some, small American flags for others?

My name is Lupus, and I live on the second floor.

Clearly we just haven't been teapartying hard enough.

So... do I get healthcare now?

But what about that poor baby who is going to have to pay for it all? Is that what we do now? Pass expensive bills and just send the invoice to a random baby? Because that's what I heard today.

veryunoriginal: Oh and congrats USA, you're well on your way to becoming a socialist paradise!

I was gonna go with "welcome to the second half of the 20th century"

UsikFark: I thought it was a tumor.

Maybe its Lucas

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

/The Revolution is ON now!

Did they pass single-payer heath care? No? Then this isn't reform, it's merely a bailout/handout to the health insurance industry.

Ahh, moving towards that glorious future in which you surrender all power and all individual rights to the government. I do so hope you're pleased with yourselves.

Beware... epic butthurt, stage right.

Haha... :D

This might take a little getting used to, but I think this is going to be a good thing in the long run. :)

invisbob: America is screwed.

Drama queen.

Really? This one? This one is not good.

Sorry, subby, but there are better headlines.

Let me just get this out here: This may be the best we could do, but I'd rather it was a single payer system that allowed us to render insurance company CEOs into fat.


Also, I don't care about the GOP, and I'm sure they're going to be screaming at the top of their lungs about socialist fascism, but it gets to the point where negotiating with them is like trying to reason with a puppy who wants to poop on your rug. Eventually, you need to whap him on the nose.

No doubt my Congresscritter is busy writing some hateful drivel to spam my inbox with on Monday.

YES WE CAN!

randomjsa: Ahh, moving towards that glorious future in which you surrender all power and all individual rights to the government. I do so hope you're pleased with yourselves.

Damn skippy

The Senate has its own version. Outside of giving Pelosi an opportunity to do some grandstanding, this bill is not going to do much.

This will be awesome !

Debout, les damnés de la terre
Debout, les forçats de la faim
La raison tonne en son cratère
C'est l'éruption de la fin
Du passé faisons table rase
Foule esclave, debout, debout
Le monde va changer de base
Nous ne sommes rien, soyons tout
|: C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale
Sera le genre humain :|

cman: Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

This is far better:

Angeli i demoni kruzhili nado mnoj
Rassekali ternii i mlechnye puti
Ne znaet schast'ya tol'ko tot
Kto ego zova ponyat ne smog

This thread should be fun.

the_vegetarian_cannibal: aycu37.webshots.com

no word on whether it will cover Lupus

No reason it shouldn't be covered. It's never Lupus.

They have yet to actually PASS anything except gas.

randomjsa: Ahh, moving towards that glorious future in which you surrender all power and all individual rights to the government. I do so hope you're pleased with yourselves.

Yes, we are. Go to your nearest detention center, citizen.

But but but .... it's over 1000 pages long!!

1000 PAGES!!!

Good Behavior Day: The Senate has its own version. Outside of giving Pelosi an opportunity to do some grandstanding, this bill is not going to do much.

Whatever nonsense the Senate cooks up has to pass the House again. And there are some feisties on the left side of the aisle in the lower chamber.