Apparently the husband did nothing?

I have a feeling we don't yet have all the details on this, but if a stripper punches my wife in a parking lot, she's gonna get a serious and possibly brutal beatdown by me, in an effort to defend my wife.

I might not be able to knock the stupid out of her, but she'll definitely get the message that she's not to mess with me or my wife again.

I'm confused: who was the lapdance for?

Epsilon: Apparently the husband did nothing?

Of course not.

CATFIGHT!!!

What are the other 247?

Swampthing in Korea: What are the other 247?

Submitter's illegitimate children.

I really can't fathom a good outcome from such an event, but maybe I'm just as romantic as I thought I was.

does such a trip ever end well?

Swampthing in Korea: What are the other 247?

Herpes.

And why am I not shocked this happened in Kitsap county?

A lap dance is better when the stripper is crying.

Ehh I chalk this up as yet another reason to never get married.

montex: A lap dance is better when the stripper is crying.
arent they always, even if its just on the inside?

"These once on earth were ladies,
Belied, but chaste and true,
For whom, upon their slanderers,
My sword did battle do;"

- 'Gawayne's Ghost' by Robert Buchanan (1859)

FTFA: "The woman said she and her husband were at the establishment when the dancer began talking inappropriately to her about lap dancing."

ok....so I've never been to a strip club, but isn't it supposed to be about being dealt with inappropriately ?

I mean, I thought that was why people go there. That and the Boobies....

( I have heard that non stripper -ladies get a lot of attention at strip clubs from the ladies that are stripping.)

/yes, I have been drinking, thank you spell check.

1) Never take your wife to a strip club you haven't scouted out first.

2) Never get in the middle of a cat fight. You'll probably fail to protect either woman from harm, and you'll catch quite a bit of it yourself.

3) You have to ignore rule #2 if it's your wife or girlfriend getting assaulted. (Or, assuming you're a decent person, if you know one of the women is an innocent party).

you can't get f ir *s*t p)o St past the filter for anything.....

Jebus Christ. Having escaped there, I'm going to put money that one of my ex inlaws heard of it before it greenlit.

*sigh* good fishing, crabbing, killer Hood Canal shrimp, goeduck, clams, fresh oysters, but goddamit does everyone have to be nuts?

no clever name here just move along: I have heard that non stripper -ladies get a lot of attention at strip clubs from the ladies that are stripping.

In the Greater Toronto Area, land of the nude lap dance and simultaneous alcohol service, that is true at some clubs.

Basically, if a woman goes into one of the 'neighbourhood' clubs, she is often encouraged to get up on stage and have some of her clothing removed while a dancer pretends to go all lesbian on her. This usually only gets as far as having her shirt and bra lifted up and possibly a bit of oral attention to her exposed breasts. A woman who goes for lap dances will be able to ignore most of the municipal and federal laws restricting what happens in a legal lap dance, because no man is going to stop two women from doing something that turns men on.

If a woman goes into one of the many defacto brothels, she'll be on the receiving end of rude comments and basically disrespectful treatment from the 'dancers' who assume she's a prostitute coming in to steal some clients without paying the floor fees.

At least, that's the way it used to be... my experiences are fairly out of date. I stopped my occasional club trips when all the clubs worth going to turned into brothels.

Shiny! Bringing other men's wives to strip clubs is still a go!

#2: "These once on earth were ladies,
Belied, but chaste and true,
For whom, upon their slanderers,
My sword did battle do;"

- 'Gawayne's Ghost' by Robert Buchanan (1859)

This guy wrote a poem?!

/hot


The husband in TFA is a pussy or really was expecting a catfight and thought it would be awesome. He should have slugged the biatch.

My only issue with strip clubs is that some of the dancers actually want to sit down and talk to you, rather than get up and dance like they're supposed to. I know they're only trying to fleece a drink, because oh, boo-hoo they "can't afford it" despite making more money in a month than I do in a year... but if I wanted to talk to a woman instead of look at her tits, I'd talk to a man instead who might actually be able to string together a normal conversation!

/BLARGRAGAHH

Neo-Rio-101;

They're not trying to fleece a drink. They're hustling it. They get served a virgin drink, but you pay for the alcohol that didn't go into it. They get a small kickback for each drink.

Someone I know goes to strip clubs with his stepdaughter.

/shudders

came for pics of hot catfight. Leaving bitterly, bitterly disappointed.

rurdy: Someone I know goes to strip clubs with his stepdaughter.

/shudders

A friend of mine went to Thailand over the summer and met a Japanese business at a ping pong show. Said Japanese business man was accompanied by his wife and their teenage daughter.


yeeeach

Couple years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and I went to a strip club. It was a nice place but my GF was better endowed than any of the dancers. Eventually one of them got to talking to us and the following conversation occured.
Dancer "So, are those real?"
GF "Of course they are. Here, feel."
Dancer "Man, those are nice."

And no, nothing else happened, other than bringing my GF home with me.

but what if your wife is a stripper? how will she get to work?

epijunkie67: Couple years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and I went to a strip club. It was a nice place but my GF was better endowed than any of the dancers. Eventually one of them got to talking to us and the following conversation occured.
Dancer "So, are those real?"
GF "Of course they are. Here, feel."
Dancer "Man, those are nice."

And no, nothing else happened, other than bringing my GF home with me.

Other guys in the club get more excited about my wife going with me than I do, but I'd guess that's because their wife or girlfriend isn't even all that tolerant of their strip club visits. It's really not that big a deal - guys like to look at naked women. It's not like you're cheating on your wife...

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CATFIGHT!!!

My wife's best friend is a stripper, so I end up at the club with her pretty often. They party there when the club is closed.

Very interesting times.

Omnis_evil_twin:
"ping pong show"

Sounds innocent enough...

Follow up:
Police were unable to interview the husband as he is in the hospital suffering from severe dehydration.

#2 Quote 2009-11-08 06:00:57 AM
"These once on earth were ladies,
Belied, but chaste and true,
For whom, upon their slanderers,
My sword did battle do;"

- 'Gawayne's Ghost' by Robert Buchanan (1859)



We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do, what we must, muddily must, muddily must

Vonnegut (whenever)

I've got 99 problems in my life and my wife is in every one of them.

AlwaysRightBoy (2009)

no clever name here just move along Unsung_Hero epijunkie67

Took the wife to a strip club when we were both younger. One of the strippers put on a very special show for her. Whether she was doing it for fun or lust we'll never know.

If you've ever been in a strip club where they have male dancers also (Couples Night) there's a lot of excitement when the male dancers entice a female patron to strip.

Harry Freakstorm: no clever name here just move along Unsung_Hero epijunkie67

Took the wife to a strip club when we were both younger. One of the strippers put on a very special show for her. Whether she was doing it for fun or lust we'll never know.

If you've ever been in a strip club where they have male dancers also (Couples Night) there's a lot of excitement when the male dancers entice a female patron to strip.

I'm moderately 'homophobic' - not anti-gay, I just find homoerotic display to be anti-erotic. However, I have offered to take my wife to a male strip club because fair's fair. She has yet to take me up on it.

Farkulus: Omnis_evil_twin:
"ping pong show"

Sounds innocent enough...

Sure. If it was OK for Forest Gump, why not OK for teenager?

/love shrimp

I was going to post a picture of what the stripper may of looked like but now I'm horrified about what I seen on GIS. I'll leave this to gorgor.

ace in your face: And why am I not shocked this happened in Kitsap county?

Spelled backwards, "Kitsap" is "Pastik", which still doesn't mean anything, but sounds like a more believable name than "Kitsap".

...Ya gotta work on the assumption that not all strippers are the most stable and reasonable people you're going to meet. Been to many strip clubs with Mrs Coast, but only after we've verified their reputation ahead of time (You can usually find pretty good reviews online with a bit of research.) The clubs here in Columbia are pretty damned good, and there's several in Myrtle Beach that are worth the drive, so as with so many things in this world it's caveat emptor.

/Remembers one visit where Mrs Coast got tipped..

I'm sure one of the other 247 reasons if finding out that your wife was an employee and you didn't know about it.

(That was actually the way I thought the story was going to go until I RTFA)

Harry Freakstorm: no clever name here just move along Unsung_Hero epijunkie67

Took the wife to a strip club when we were both younger. One of the strippers put on a very special show for her. Whether she was doing it for fun or lust we'll never know.

If you've ever been in a strip club where they have male dancers also (Couples Night) there's a lot of excitement when the male dancers entice a female patron to strip.

Don't flatter yourself, she was probably doing it for the money.

Is it me, or does it sound like the husband was banging the stripper and the whole fight was based on jealous rage?

The Best Headline About A Strip Club, bar none.



... and yeah, don't take your spouse to strip clubs, evah!

Epsilon is of teh gay

Come on man. Catfight!

Crakerasscracker: Is it me, or does it sound like the husband was banging the stripper and the whole fight was based on jealous rage?

Could be, but the fight went to the outside. Which means it wasn't the wife that was beating on the stripper. If it started inside, the bouncers would have been involved.

Dialectic: don't take your spouse to strip clubs, evah!

You're so wrong Webster's has dedicated a team to defining a new word to describe the condition.

I never take my wife to strip clubs, because I'm afraid she'd leave me for the stripper.

/she loves teh vaj

If I don't take the wife to a strip club, how is she ever going to meet subby's Mom.

(have driven past that strip club occasionally, figured the girls had to take off thier bib overalls and hiking boots before dancing)