No, you can't have squirrel balls. Not yours.

"Boys have a cloaca. Girls have a cloaca."

Do these feathers make my ass look big?

MR DUCKS

"Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked Stanford."

"We've got a dandelion blossom. Neatly severed from the stem less than an hour ago. Police have detained a person of interest two blocks from here. No apparent motive, no real connection to the victim. What can it all mean?"

"I'd say Mama had a baby.... [puts on shades] and its head popped off."

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

I like your ass quack.

THE POWER OF CRUMBS COMPELS YOU!

R.A.Danny: I like your ass quack.

Niiiiice.

FIX OLD
NO NEW

"Dude do you see this rash she gave me?!"

"Yeah, biatch was dirty all right, and she left a tube of chapstick in your ass."

Duck on left: "So, am I a boy duck, or a girl duck?"

Duck on right: "From my angle, it really doesn't seem to matter..."

Duck on left: "Penis goes where!?!!!"

Peep Peep Peep Peep.

IT WAS SHRINKAGE I TELL YOU!!!!! SHRINKAGE!!!!!

Duck. Duck. GOOSE!

"Wow, it doesn't even echo when I quack in there."

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look.

I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY BUTT?

"OKAY!"

the dandelion is a lie!!

Duck on the left: "Dude, check out my cock!"
Duck on the right: "I don't think that's the proper term, do you?"
Duck on the left: "I'm sorry. Dude, check out my mallard!"

AND HE DIDN'T USE A CONDOM?!?

"Someone tossed your Dandelion salad."

alonzinator: VERRATED

If the Ducks are overrated then the Huskies must suck big time to get thrashed by them.

You really quack me up, you know you're quackers?

Pincy: If the Ducks are overrated then the Huskies must suck big time to get thrashed by them.

Ducks = Overrated
Huskies = Not Rated

fearmongert: Duck on left: "So, am I a boy duck, or a girl duck?"

Duck on right: "From my angle, it really doesn't seem to matter..."

Duck on left: "Penis goes where!?!!!"

Duck on right: "What's a penis?!?!?!?!"

/no vote

I said... Go down...

Look, I paid for this rusty trombone, so let's get going!

Left: Is it Lupis? Oh God it's Lupis, isn't it?

Right: Lutz

Duck on left: Great! You said you were gonna put your foot up my ass if I didn't get going and now look what's happened!

Duck on right: How did I know it was gonna come off after I put it up there?

Duck on left: Well, I don't care how it got there, just get it the fark outta there!

Duck on right: My mom's gonna give me a beating for losing my leg!

PPL_Wannabe: MR DUCKS

I came here for MR DUCKS, left satisfied. Not votinated though. :(

/MR DUCKS
/MR NOT DUCKS
/OSAR
/CM WANGS
/YIB
/MR DUCKS

Left: Pat Robertson said gay marriage was like sex with ducks.
Right: You should be thankful he's not well hung.

Quack.


/obvious

No seriously--DUCK!

duck on right: "What's wrong?"

duck on left: "i listened to 'unknown pleasures' and 'closer' by Joy Division. Back to back. And now i'm really really depressed".

duck on right: "hang in there, dude. hang in there"

"Are those my keys?"

Don't Quack, Don't Tell!

Why does every knight ask us to step on his scale..it was like he is hunting for some mythical creature that weighs as much as us?

\No voting
\\Had to get a Python reference.

I see you have manufactured a canard

So is it running off my back or not?

Are you kidding? There's a HUGE difference between an Alabama Hot Pocket and a Cincinatti Bowtie!

"Is that fusilli?"

"It was a million-to-one shot, doc!"

my god pat robertson gave you one hell of a case of crabs

Why yes I believe it is watertight.