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desertmouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 05:28:45 PM  
kolyan.net

No, you can't have squirrel balls. Not yours.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 05:31:35 PM  
"Boys have a cloaca. Girls have a cloaca."

 
borg [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 06:38:15 PM  
Do these feathers make my ass look big?

 
alonzinator [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 06:39:18 PM  
www.peri-scidac.orgVERRATED

 
PPL_Wannabe [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 06:55:36 PM  
MR DUCKS

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 08:35:46 PM  
"Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked Stanford."

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 08:37:19 PM  
"We've got a dandelion blossom. Neatly severed from the stem less than an hour ago. Police have detained a person of interest two blocks from here. No apparent motive, no real connection to the victim. What can it all mean?"

"I'd say Mama had a baby.... [puts on shades] and its head popped off."

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:16:56 PM  
I like your ass quack.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:32:43 PM  
THE POWER OF CRUMBS COMPELS YOU!

 
Donald_McRonald [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:33:12 PM  
R.A.Danny: I like your ass quack.

Niiiiice.

 
MiddleyMcCentrist [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:36:50 PM  
FIX OLD
NO NEW

 
Ashtrey 2009-11-07 09:39:12 PM  
"Dude do you see this rash she gave me?!"

"Yeah, biatch was dirty all right, and she left a tube of chapstick in your ass."

 
fearmongert 2009-11-07 09:39:23 PM  
Duck on left: "So, am I a boy duck, or a girl duck?"

Duck on right: "From my angle, it really doesn't seem to matter..."

Duck on left: "Penis goes where!?!!!"

 
BalugaJoe [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:41:23 PM  
Peep Peep Peep Peep.

 
Jmartinbsu 2009-11-07 09:48:28 PM  
IT WAS SHRINKAGE I TELL YOU!!!!! SHRINKAGE!!!!!

 
ankmcfly 2009-11-07 09:49:13 PM  
Duck. Duck. GOOSE!

 
discgolfguru [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:50:48 PM  
"Wow, it doesn't even echo when I quack in there."

 
DVOM 2009-11-07 09:52:24 PM  
I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look.

 
Marley 2009-11-07 09:52:56 PM  
i36.tinypic.com

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:54:10 PM  
I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY BUTT?

"OKAY!"

 
ramen_for_all [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:55:29 PM  
the dandelion is a lie!!

friendfeed-media.com

 
Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi 2009-11-07 09:55:40 PM  
Duck on the left: "Dude, check out my cock!"
Duck on the right: "I don't think that's the proper term, do you?"
Duck on the left: "I'm sorry. Dude, check out my mallard!"

 
Urinal Gum 2009-11-07 09:57:39 PM  
AND HE DIDN'T USE A CONDOM?!?

 
ankmcfly 2009-11-07 09:58:00 PM  
"Someone tossed your Dandelion salad."

 
jenx [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:58:48 PM  
img198.imageshack.us

 
Pincy 2009-11-07 09:59:23 PM  
alonzinator: VERRATED

If the Ducks are overrated then the Huskies must suck big time to get thrashed by them.

 
ptelg 2009-11-07 10:04:59 PM  
You really quack me up, you know you're quackers?

 
alonzinator [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 10:05:15 PM  
Pincy: If the Ducks are overrated then the Huskies must suck big time to get thrashed by them.

Ducks = Overrated
Huskies = Not Rated

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-11-07 10:05:34 PM  
fearmongert: Duck on left: "So, am I a boy duck, or a girl duck?"

Duck on right: "From my angle, it really doesn't seem to matter..."

Duck on left: "Penis goes where!?!!!"


Duck on right: "What's a penis?!?!?!?!"

/no vote

 
kilgorn 2009-11-07 10:05:39 PM  
I said... Go down...

 
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 10:06:04 PM  
Look, I paid for this rusty trombone, so let's get going!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 10:10:32 PM  
Quack!

 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac 2009-11-07 10:12:30 PM  
Left: Is it Lupis? Oh God it's Lupis, isn't it?

Right: Lutz

 
oakleyblades 2009-11-07 10:14:25 PM  
Duck on left: Great! You said you were gonna put your foot up my ass if I didn't get going and now look what's happened!

Duck on right: How did I know it was gonna come off after I put it up there?

Duck on left: Well, I don't care how it got there, just get it the fark outta there!

Duck on right: My mom's gonna give me a beating for losing my leg!

 
eraser8 [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 10:18:33 PM  
AFLAC!

 
skwerl 2009-11-07 10:19:08 PM  
PPL_Wannabe: MR DUCKS

I came here for MR DUCKS, left satisfied. Not votinated though. :(

/MR DUCKS
/MR NOT DUCKS
/OSAR
/CM WANGS
/YIB
/MR DUCKS

 
gravespinner 2009-11-07 10:19:29 PM  
Left: Pat Robertson said gay marriage was like sex with ducks.
Right: You should be thankful he's not well hung.

 
Porous Horace 2009-11-07 10:22:59 PM  
Quack.


/obvious

 
ferfer72 2009-11-07 10:23:09 PM  
No seriously--DUCK!

 
Vanakatherock 2009-11-07 10:24:26 PM  
i527.photobucket.com

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-11-07 10:33:45 PM  
www.fark.com

duck on right: "What's wrong?"

duck on left: "i listened to 'unknown pleasures' and 'closer' by Joy Division. Back to back. And now i'm really really depressed".

duck on right: "hang in there, dude. hang in there"

 
limboslam 2009-11-07 10:36:59 PM  
www.fark.com
"Are those my keys?"

 
hopscotch 2009-11-07 10:58:11 PM  
Don't Quack, Don't Tell!

 
geom_00 [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 11:00:24 PM  
Why does every knight ask us to step on his scale..it was like he is hunting for some mythical creature that weighs as much as us?

\No voting
\\Had to get a Python reference.

 
Huskadoodle 2009-11-07 11:04:15 PM  
I see you have manufactured a canard

 
Worldwalker 2009-11-07 11:20:49 PM  
So is it running off my back or not?

 
gregoire4 2009-11-07 11:24:15 PM  
Are you kidding? There's a HUGE difference between an Alabama Hot Pocket and a Cincinatti Bowtie!

 
mutterfark 2009-11-07 11:31:43 PM  
"Is that fusilli?"

"It was a million-to-one shot, doc!"

 
pilsberry 2009-11-07 11:33:12 PM  
my god pat robertson gave you one hell of a case of crabs

 
radarman 2009-11-07 11:33:37 PM  
Why yes I believe it is watertight.

 
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