I opened and read it, it said they was suckers.

I just hope that if somebody steals my identity, they take better care of it than I have.

The first newspaper I worked at had four ticker tape machines. The thing to do was take the chads and fill up the paste-up girls' purses with them. Ten years later, they'd still be finding those little paper dots.

You stay classy Yankee fans.

Only $300,000 in the Trust Fund? They must be new money.

"An overzealous employee threw them out the window. He was reprimanded."

Probably reprimanded straight to the unemployment office.

jdog71: You stay classy Yankee fans.

I forget, which team was able to win a World Series without rioting in celebration? Philly or NY? I hope all that telephone poll grease didn't go to waste.

WTF Indeed: I forget, which team was able to win a World Series without rioting in celebration? Philly or NY? I hope all that telephone poll grease RIOT JUICE didn't go to waste.

FTFPhilly

Hagbardr: I just hope that if somebody steals my identity, they take better care of it than I have.


Worst thing that could happen is my credit would improve.

The first piece of shredded paper to fall upon my head yesterday had someone's full name and social security number.

People in my building were throwing out take out menus, boxes of business cards and ripping out phone book pages.

It looked like most offices blew their loads about 20 minutes before the parade started.

FTFA: "An overzealous employee threw them out the window. He was reprimanded shot."

The way things aught to be.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: paste-up girls'

Jesus when were you working at a paper? the 50s? ;)

a full report on foreign stocks landed next to me. highlighted sections and all....
/at least pull the staple before you throw a 20+ page report

WhyteRaven74: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: paste-up girls'

Jesus when were you working at a paper? the 50s? ;)

Um, hey, that finger was UNAUTHORIZED. Butt, that's OK.
/I like to "paste up girls" too.

The city estimated that at least 50 tons of refuse were left on city streets, but sanitation workers weren't complaining.

"I love it!" said sanitman John Freeman as he raked up confetti and toilet-paper rolls.



I just lol'd pretty heartily.

Krayon: The city estimated that at least 50 tons of refuse were left on city streets, but sanitation workers weren't complaining.

"I'll make a ton of money in OT so I love it!" said sanitman John Freeman as he raked up confetti and toilet-paper rolls.

FTFH
/ ;-)

IIRC, when the Royals won in 1985, The confetti ran out very quickly and the KC office workers, unaccustomed to ticker-tape parades, dumped reams of papers onto the parade. It was several feet deep in places. It caught fire and Willie WIlson and Dane Iorg were lost.

WhyteRaven74: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: paste-up girls'

Jesus when were you working at a paper? the 50s? ;)

Heh, this was the early 80's. One of those girls was my boss.

downtownkid: Hagbardr: I just hope that if somebody steals my identity, they take better care of it than I have.


Worst thing that could happen is my credit would improve.

^THIS^

I use my SSN (185-40-1270) as much as I can. I want some sucker to use my identity. Please. Use it.

PHFAILdickkopf: downtownkid: Hagbardr: I just hope that if somebody steals my identity, they take better care of it than I have.


Worst thing that could happen is my credit would improve.

^THIS^

I use my SSN [snip]

If you have Lifelock, don't count on it. I recall that their CEO's identity was stolen four times because of his commercials.

bluorangefyre: PHFAILdickkopf: downtownkid: Hagbardr: I just hope that if somebody steals my identity, they take better care of it than I have.


Worst thing that could happen is my credit would improve.

^THIS^

I use my SSN [snip]

If you have Lifelock, don't count on it. I recall that their CEO's identity was stolen four times because of his commercials.

Only four? I heard the number was a good bit higher then that.

I'm amazed office windows can still be opened, especially in the financial district.

Levi Jhonston a tag for this article? Really? It just don't make no sense, I tells ya!

good_2_go: I'm amazed office windows can still be opened, especially in the financial district.

Old buildings often have old windows.

cptjeff: good_2_go: I'm amazed office windows can still be opened, especially in the financial district.

Old buildings often have old windows.

old building is old? ;-)

I saw a legal document land on the guy next to me.

The best was the rolls of toilet paper. I blocked a roll from hitting this little girl, then I fired it across the street and jacked someone in the face so hard, she fell and took 4 people with her.

The TP stopped flying into our area after that. ROARRRR!

WTF Indeed: jdog71: You stay classy Yankee fans.

I forget, which team was able to win a World Series without rioting in celebration? Philly or NY? I hope all that telephone poll grease didn't go to waste.

well i heard jeter needed it later that night with a-rod.

soj4life: WTF Indeed: jdog71: You stay classy Yankee fans.

I forget, which team was able to win a World Series without rioting in celebration? Philly or NY? I hope all that telephone poll grease didn't go to waste.

well i heard jeter needed it later that night with a-rod.

With Kate Hudson and Minka Kelly watching, right?