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Sammy Sosa a blonde wig away from looking like a photo-negative of himself



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drew46n2
2009-11-07 02:53:12 PM


terrifying.

 
deadapostle
2009-11-07 03:19:20 PM


He used to be blacker, but now he's a cracker.

 
TheNyquilKid
2009-11-07 04:19:01 PM


Steroids are a hell of a drug.

 
cmunic8r99
2009-11-07 05:20:25 PM


dude. wtf?

 
Tr0mBoNe
2009-11-07 05:31:09 PM


That's intense. He kinda looks like Joaquin Phoenix.

 
gilgamesh23
2009-11-07 05:36:53 PM


I went as a photo negative for Halloween once. White hair, green lipstick, black face makeup, white tie, black shirt. All night people asked, "hey, what's up Al Jolson?"

Ugh.

 
bhcompy
2009-11-07 07:10:36 PM


Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever

 
jake3988
2009-11-07 07:23:34 PM


Well, all three photos they show, he looks exactly the same.

It's only the top one he looks different. But it looks fake, like he put too much sunscreen on and forget to rub it in (obviously, it's probably not sunscreen, but you get the idea)

 
SaintOfKillers
2009-11-07 07:26:01 PM


looks very fake to me. I'll believe it once he starts saying it is a skin condition and keeps saying that we're being ignorant.

godessofsmallthings.files.wordpress.com

/hot like Sammy's wife

 
smokescreen
2009-11-07 07:52:31 PM


Can't wait for the ignorant to come out with the roids explanation.

But he looks like what drew46n2 said

 
aegis
2009-11-07 08:09:57 PM


Could be the flash from the camera was too close/bright.

 
halfof33
2009-11-07 08:16:11 PM


aegis: Could be the flash from the camera was too close/bright.fark dude, don't let the KKK hear about that...

 
swahnhennessy
2009-11-07 08:18:11 PM


His girlfriend looks angry.

 
Uncle Pooky
2009-11-07 08:27:34 PM


ho-LY fark!

that's the first thing I blurted out.

 
Di Atribe
2009-11-07 08:28:32 PM


Dear god what is that THING

 
FL8ME
2009-11-07 08:28:36 PM


Sammy Sosa was in that picture?

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When did Fark turn into a den of lies?

 
Triumph
2009-11-07 08:33:14 PM


He's like Carlos Mencia, only funnier.

 
duckpoopy
2009-11-07 09:51:56 PM


He found a way to get uglier. Good for him.

 
EvilBillGates
2009-11-07 09:52:42 PM


Triumph: He's like Carlos Mencia, only funnier funny.

FTFM

 
Ponzholio
2009-11-07 10:12:44 PM


Anti-Ted Danson?

 
storch monkey
2009-11-07 10:28:13 PM


He looks like Johnny Sack now.

 
D-Liver
2009-11-07 10:36:17 PM


That dude has aids on the real real.

 
zac1722
2009-11-07 10:36:58 PM


well he started with the green eye contacts so maybe theres something to this. id love if there was a photoshop contest "if they were white/black"

 
aniktwo
2009-11-07 10:48:51 PM


bhcompy: Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever


It's the contacts that make it weird.

 
Di Atribe
2009-11-07 10:56:49 PM


aniktwo: bhcompy: Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever

It's the contacts that make it weird.


And the hair. Let's not overlook that.... hair...

 
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