(BBC) Miss England, who looks like a drag queen, steps down after nightclub brawl. Please welcome her replacement at Miss World, L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, the hottest woman in uniform
"She rose to fame after it was reported in the British papers in 2005 that she had won a bravery award whilst serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment in Iraq for wrestling two rifles from a prisoner and then flooring him with her bare hands - thus saving lives of her fellow comrades."
"A face of sad appeal, and spake and said, "O Merlin, do ye love me?" and again, "O Merlin, do ye love me?" and once more, "Great Master, do ye love me?" he was mute."
- 'Merlin and Vivien' from The Idylls of the King by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1889)
pxlboy
2009-11-07 04:26:22 PM
The Face Of Oblivion
2009-11-07 04:26:25 PM
MemeSlave
2009-11-07 04:26:56 PM
TsarTom
2009-11-07 04:28:37 PM
/that is all.
Wonko Fortytwo
2009-11-07 04:29:03 PM
And quim.
Molavian
2009-11-07 04:29:33 PM
/that is all.
I'd hide in her foxhole.
crab66
2009-11-07 04:29:59 PM
thelordofcheese
2009-11-07 04:30:43 PM
woman down.JosephFinn
2009-11-07 04:30:59 PM
"She rose to fame after it was reported in the British papers in 2005 that she had won a bravery award whilst serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment in Iraq for wrestling two rifles from a prisoner and then flooring him with her bare hands - thus saving lives of her fellow comrades."
Dammmmmmn.
greenz
2009-11-07 04:31:06 PM
Bagelox-99
2009-11-07 04:31:17 PM
Fuggin Bizzy
2009-11-07 04:31:43 PM
So does that make her a model soldier?
greaser_77
2009-11-07 04:31:54 PM
svejker_14
2009-11-07 04:32:01 PM
Oxymoron.
Discuss.
greenz
2009-11-07 04:32:13 PM
Xlr8urfark
2009-11-07 04:32:48 PM
greaser_77
2009-11-07 04:34:12 PM
#2
2009-11-07 04:34:32 PM
"O Merlin, do ye love me?" and again,
"O Merlin, do ye love me?" and once more,
"Great Master, do ye love me?" he was mute."
- 'Merlin and Vivien' from The Idylls of the King by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1889)
crab66
2009-11-07 04:35:33 PM
Rozinante
2009-11-07 04:35:58 PM
jpo2269
2009-11-07 04:37:22 PM
I want to storm her beach-head, or maybe just have her give beach-head... or something...
Inconceivable!
2009-11-07 04:38:09 PM
Oh I like where this thread is going
habitualbastard
2009-11-07 04:39:48 PM
Elvis Da King
2009-11-07 04:40:32 PM
England Prevails!
thelordofcheese
2009-11-07 04:41:08 PM
Too much eyeliner! (new window)