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(BBC) Spiffy Miss England, who looks like a drag queen, steps down after nightclub brawl. Please welcome her replacement at Miss World, L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, the hottest woman in uniform   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 130
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pxlboy [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:26:22 PM  
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The Face Of Oblivion [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:26:25 PM  
No contest, Katrina Hodge is much hotter.

 
MemeSlave 2009-11-07 04:26:56 PM  
I'd hodge her katrina any day.

 
TsarTom 2009-11-07 04:28:37 PM  
foxholes

/that is all.

 
Wonko Fortytwo 2009-11-07 04:29:03 PM  
Boobies, yes boobies.

And quim.

 
Molavian 2009-11-07 04:29:33 PM  
TsarTom: foxholes

/that is all.


I'd hide in her foxhole.

 
crab66 2009-11-07 04:29:59 PM  
northshorejournal.org

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thelordofcheese 2009-11-07 04:30:43 PM  
They just keeping the black woman down.

 
JosephFinn 2009-11-07 04:30:59 PM  
Wiki (new window):

"She rose to fame after it was reported in the British papers in 2005 that she had won a bravery award whilst serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment in Iraq for wrestling two rifles from a prisoner and then flooring him with her bare hands - thus saving lives of her fellow comrades."

Dammmmmmn.

 
greenz [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:31:06 PM  
someone get some pics of this broad up in here!

 
Bagelox-99 2009-11-07 04:31:17 PM  
Stuff like this is why they can't have an Empire any longer.

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2009-11-07 04:31:43 PM  
TFA's caption: Katrina Hodge is a part-time model and a soldier in the British Army

So does that make her a model soldier?

 
greaser_77 2009-11-07 04:31:54 PM  
nice work crab66 but we still demand more.

 
svejker_14 2009-11-07 04:32:01 PM  
Beauty competition.

Oxymoron.

Discuss.

 
greenz [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:32:13 PM  
news.sky.com

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-11-07 04:32:48 PM  
I wonder if her and Steven Gerrard are dating?

 
greaser_77 2009-11-07 04:34:12 PM  
She can floor me with her bare hands anyday. By floor, I mean fondle my dingus

 
#2 2009-11-07 04:34:32 PM  
"A face of sad appeal, and spake and said,
"O Merlin, do ye love me?" and again,
"O Merlin, do ye love me?" and once more,
"Great Master, do ye love me?" he was mute."

- 'Merlin and Vivien' from The Idylls of the King by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1889)

 
crab66 2009-11-07 04:35:33 PM  
greaser_77: nice work crab66 but we still demand more.

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Rozinante 2009-11-07 04:35:58 PM  
Perform her ablutions and have her brought to my bivouac, post haste.

 
jpo2269 2009-11-07 04:37:22 PM  
images.alarabiya.net

I want to storm her beach-head, or maybe just have her give beach-head... or something...

 
Inconceivable! [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:38:09 PM  
imgkelebek.hurriyet.com.tr

news.softpedia.com

Oh I like where this thread is going

 
habitualbastard 2009-11-07 04:39:48 PM  
she looks like Dave Chapelle

 
Elvis Da King 2009-11-07 04:40:32 PM  
Guess they wanted a Miss England who wouldn't lose a fight this time.

England Prevails!

 
thelordofcheese 2009-11-07 04:41:08 PM  
greenz: news.sky.com


Too much eyeliner!
(new window)

 
mad_carder 2009-11-07 04:41:17 PM  
i will take Miss Utah in uniform any day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_Stevens

 
Zero Exponent 2009-11-07 04:42:17 PM  
"Hottest woman in uniform"?

www.mod.uk

I think she looks hotter out of the uniform ...

northshorejournal.org

\I'll be in my bunk

 
mloree 2009-11-07 04:42:41 PM  
not sure if there is anything lamer than a military fetish...

 
JasonOfOrillia 2009-11-07 04:44:24 PM  
Better pic of the former Miss England here:
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/722576--beauty-queen-busted-for-bar-b r awl-with-rival?bn=1

 
Rev. Creflo Baller 2009-11-07 04:45:26 PM  
She is the very model of a modern hottie Corporal
This duty beauty's booty is a bonerific treat for all
From Reveillie to chow time and to taps and not to mention
Every Private's little soldier standing up at full attention!

/from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Ben's Ass

 
greaser_77 2009-11-07 04:45:36 PM  
mad_carder: i will take Miss Utah in uniform any day

I'm partial to blondes, but this Brit wins the contest bare hands flooring prisoners down

 
legion_of_doo 2009-11-07 04:45:56 PM  
So how long before the mods use the nuclear option on this thread?

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-07 04:47:21 PM  
Really England? You voted her second place over a British Ann Coulter look-a-like? For shame. For shame.

 
sir_nose 2009-11-07 04:47:49 PM  
www.creepygif.com

 
sand_in_my_vagoo 2009-11-07 04:48:13 PM  
I'd jump in her foxhole.

 
Excen 2009-11-07 04:48:37 PM  
The woman in my profile pic is from Tunbridge Wells. There must be something in the water there.

/No BIE though

 
Fallout Boy 2009-11-07 04:48:39 PM  
How the hell does a skinny model like that pass physical training?

/hmmm... didn't came out right

 
Excen 2009-11-07 04:51:25 PM  
Fallout Boy: How the hell does a skinny model like that pass physical training?

/hmmm... didn't came out right


Do the words, "I'll blow you if you pass me" ring a bell?

/I'd evolve it. . .

 
Elvis Da King 2009-11-07 04:52:20 PM  
JasonOfOrillia: Better pic of the former Miss England here:

Here (Pops)

ftfy

 
Farkin'round 2009-11-07 04:52:24 PM  
WTF Indeed: Really England? You voted her second place over a British Ann Coulter look-a-like? For shame. For shame.


More RuPaul than Ann Coulter in this case:

newsimg.bbc.co.ukalt.coxnewsweb.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:53:34 PM  
Oh yeah, I'd stand at attention for that, baby!

 
TheHoodedClaw 2009-11-07 04:56:02 PM  
I'd push up onto her front etc...

 
TheHoodedClaw 2009-11-07 04:57:04 PM  
I'd dig her foxhole

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-11-07 04:58:11 PM  
Homina Homina Homina...

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Curious [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 04:59:49 PM  
JasonOfOrillia: Better pic of the former Miss England here:
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/722576--beauty-queen-busted-for-bar-b r awl-with-rival?bn=1


that'a the girl who got punched. read the caption.

Elvis Da King: JasonOfOrillia: Better pic of the former Miss England here:

Here (Pops)

ftfy


see my comment just above re who that is.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 05:00:04 PM  
She could definitely work at Hooter's, yes.

 
TheHoodedClaw 2009-11-07 05:00:37 PM  
Gaah, the foxhole ones have been done.

Er, I'd drop my Parachute Regiment into her closely guarded landing strip?

 
jpo2269 2009-11-07 05:02:25 PM  
mloree 2009-11-07 04:42:41 PM
not sure if there is anything lamer than a military fetish...


Probably just you.

 
downtownkid 2009-11-07 05:03:06 PM  
L/Cpl Hodge has been given leave from her duties as a soldier in the British Army...

Fark that, I'll give her leave from her doodies.

 
Elvis Da King 2009-11-07 05:05:52 PM  
Curious: JasonOfOrillia: Better pic of the former Miss England here:
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/722576--beauty-queen-busted-for-bar-b r awl-with-rival?bn=1

that'a the girl who got punched. read the caption.

Elvis Da King: JasonOfOrillia: Better pic of the former Miss England here:

Here (Pops)

ftfy

see my comment just above re who that is.


My bad. DRTFA. Just cleaned up- Remember being a N00B

 
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