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(Starpulse) Interesting For the first time in law enforcement history, police raid an apartment to get items FOR Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan   (starpulse.com) divider line 10
More: Interesting, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Los Angeles Police Department, raids, designer jeans, EST Post, search warrants, police  
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 06:19:57 PM  
At least they finally figured out where all those missing crates of Valtrex disappeared to...

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-11-07 06:21:34 PM  
I hope the cops were wearing full Biohazard containment suits.

 
Psykorgasm 2009-11-07 06:48:09 PM  
The haul includes personal photographs of Hilton, two pairs of her designer jeans and a white hat...

Unless the jeans were worn by Elvis and he urinated on them and the white hat was owned by James Brown, I don't think this was a very successful raid.

 
hogans 2009-11-07 06:56:16 PM  
Did they need to call in Animal Control for wrangling all the crabs?

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2009-11-07 07:41:53 PM  
hogans: Did they need to call in Animal Control for wrangling all the crabs?

Nope. But they did have to consult the guys from The Deadliest Catch.

 
INTERTRON 2009-11-07 08:50:01 PM  
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Not amused

 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap 2009-11-07 08:52:53 PM  
hopefully the haul included a roll of duct tape and some old socks to stuff in their mouths to keep them from making more albums

 
ichiban [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 08:57:04 PM  
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

 
Jamdug! 2009-11-07 11:57:21 PM  
ichiban: simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

well done.

 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap 2009-11-08 01:56:40 PM  
ichiban: simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

LOVE it. How the crap did I miss that one?

 
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