At least they finally figured out where all those missing crates of Valtrex disappeared to...

I hope the cops were wearing full Biohazard containment suits.

The haul includes personal photographs of Hilton, two pairs of her designer jeans and a white hat...

Unless the jeans were worn by Elvis and he urinated on them and the white hat was owned by James Brown, I don't think this was a very successful raid.

Did they need to call in Animal Control for wrangling all the crabs?

hogans: Did they need to call in Animal Control for wrangling all the crabs?

Nope. But they did have to consult the guys from The Deadliest Catch.

Not amused

hopefully the haul included a roll of duct tape and some old socks to stuff in their mouths to keep them from making more albums

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

ichiban: simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

well done.

ichiban: simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: and some old *ocks to stuff in their mouths

Selective censorship is fun.

LOVE it. How the crap did I miss that one?