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Jessica Alba getting bare-ass spanked? Yeah, I'll take some of that



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HowiPepper
2009-11-07 11:38:50 AM


Don't care much for the spanking. She's probably using an @$$ double anyway, which means I probably won't be going to see this movie.

 
Manta537
2009-11-07 11:40:25 AM


I love spanking & don't care if it's a body double or not, which means I will probably be going to see this movie.

 
stickmangrit
2009-11-07 11:44:22 AM


Casey Afleck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/he was so good in AoJJbtCRF, how did he end up in this crap???
//why FSM, WHY?!?!?!?
///also, Alba deserves far worse than spankings for F4 and Sin City
////angry slashies are angry

 
muck4doo
2009-11-07 11:51:24 AM


Most awesomest link ever. This is definitely not a book mark.

 
deadapostle
2009-11-07 12:00:46 PM


I like movies that promote the idea that beating a woman will cause her to fall in love with you.

 
Action Replay Nick
2009-11-07 12:01:28 PM


The dogsh*t quality of Youtube doesn't do her fine ass justice. And apparently, there's no official site for this movie and nothing at apple.com/trailers. Boo. Guess I'll take what I can get.

 
muck4doo
2009-11-07 12:02:27 PM


Action Replay Nick: The dogsh*t quality of Youtube doesn't do her fine ass justice. And apparently, there's no official site for this movie and nothing at apple.com/trailers. Boo. Guess I'll take what I can get.

Her ass in your face and you will like it!

/I know I would

 
deadapostle
2009-11-07 12:03:24 PM


stickmangrit: AoJJbtCRF

WTF is this? Ace of Ju-Ju bees that Cause Rectal Failure?

 
mjoven1975
2009-11-07 12:09:13 PM


deadapostle: stickmangrit: AoJJbtCRF

WTF is this? Ace of Ju-Ju bees that Cause Rectal Failure?


No, but that would be a better title. Link

 
gilgamesh23
2009-11-07 12:11:13 PM


Watched the video hoping for some hot spanking action.

Got weird rape-fantasy violence against women action instead.

Closed the tab flaccidly.

 
Guy Innagorillasuit
2009-11-07 12:14:28 PM


Yeah, that's really hot, creepmitter.

 
SpeshilEdjukashin
2009-11-07 12:19:35 PM


A nice bare-bottomed spanking is hot... A chick getting her face smashed in by a psychotic nutjob, not so much.

/-1, creeps

 
eddyatwork
2009-11-07 12:22:40 PM


Kittens who about to die, I salute you!

 
Action Replay Nick
2009-11-07 12:28:06 PM


[insert very sensitive indignation about the portrayed treatment of women in the trailer containing naked Alba ass]

EIP ladies. I'm ... concerned.

 
gilgamesh23
2009-11-07 12:30:10 PM


Action Replay Nick: [insert very sensitive indignation about the portrayed treatment of women in the trailer containing naked Alba ass]

EIP ladies. I'm ... concerned.


Why ya gotta expose my game like that. Don't hate-a a playa...

 
TommyymmoT
2009-11-07 12:31:35 PM


Seeing a woman being beaten fails to give me a hard on.

 
TheOmni
2009-11-07 12:40:09 PM


I'm not going to lie. The sights and sound of a woman being beaten entirely turns me on.

 
daywin
2009-11-07 12:41:15 PM


that is a stunt double, her arse has my name on it in a patriotic theme of red, white and blue

 
Funsucker
2009-11-07 01:07:18 PM


Good gravy, they just gave away the entire movie. What's the point in even seeing it now?

 
TommyymmoT
2009-11-07 01:09:21 PM


daywin

"that is a stunt double"

If the camera panned up, we would see that it's actually Wilford Brimley, and be traumatised for life.

 
eddyatwork
2009-11-07 01:10:01 PM


Funsucker: What's the point in even seeing it now?

You can do a PeeWee Herman in the theater.

 
chumboobler
2009-11-07 01:16:16 PM


Why is it that women always want you to pull their hair and spank them? Talk dirty and such..... I thought I was weird because I like ladies feet but every girl I have met in the last 4 years has been telling me to pull their hair and treat them like a whore..... No I am not meeting them at church..

 
brap
2009-11-07 01:21:03 PM


Well, I do love me some Jim Thompson. But to commit The Killer Inside Me to film I'd think that you'd lose the best part of the narrative - the deputy/protagonist's unreliable first person narration.

I'll rent it just to see how they try and pull it off.

 
lennavan
2009-11-07 01:25:26 PM


I once went to a movie because it had a good plot/storyline, no joke.

 
waiting4godot
2009-11-07 01:27:27 PM


I hate promos that are 5 minutes. You can't sell the idea for a movie in 1 minute... you shouldn't be doing promos.

 
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