Don't care much for the spanking. She's probably using an @$$ double anyway, which means I probably won't be going to see this movie.

I love spanking & don't care if it's a body double or not, which means I will probably be going to see this movie.

Casey Afleck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/he was so good in AoJJbtCRF, how did he end up in this crap???
//why FSM, WHY?!?!?!?
///also, Alba deserves far worse than spankings for F4 and Sin City
////angry slashies are angry

Most awesomest link ever. This is definitely not a book mark.

I like movies that promote the idea that beating a woman will cause her to fall in love with you.

The dogsh*t quality of Youtube doesn't do her fine ass justice. And apparently, there's no official site for this movie and nothing at apple.com/trailers. Boo. Guess I'll take what I can get.

Action Replay Nick: The dogsh*t quality of Youtube doesn't do her fine ass justice. And apparently, there's no official site for this movie and nothing at apple.com/trailers. Boo. Guess I'll take what I can get.

Her ass in your face and you will like it!

/I know I would

stickmangrit: AoJJbtCRF

WTF is this? Ace of Ju-Ju bees that Cause Rectal Failure?

deadapostle: stickmangrit: AoJJbtCRF

WTF is this? Ace of Ju-Ju bees that Cause Rectal Failure?

No, but that would be a better title. Link

Watched the video hoping for some hot spanking action.

Got weird rape-fantasy violence against women action instead.

Closed the tab flaccidly.

Yeah, that's really hot, creepmitter.

A nice bare-bottomed spanking is hot... A chick getting her face smashed in by a psychotic nutjob, not so much.

/-1, creeps

Kittens who about to die, I salute you!

[insert very sensitive indignation about the portrayed treatment of women in the trailer containing naked Alba ass]

EIP ladies. I'm ... concerned.

Action Replay Nick: [insert very sensitive indignation about the portrayed treatment of women in the trailer containing naked Alba ass]

EIP ladies. I'm ... concerned.

Why ya gotta expose my game like that. Don't hate-a a playa...

Seeing a woman being beaten fails to give me a hard on.

I'm not going to lie. The sights and sound of a woman being beaten entirely turns me on.

that is a stunt double, her arse has my name on it in a patriotic theme of red, white and blue

Good gravy, they just gave away the entire movie. What's the point in even seeing it now?

daywin

"that is a stunt double"

If the camera panned up, we would see that it's actually Wilford Brimley, and be traumatised for life.

Funsucker: What's the point in even seeing it now?

You can do a PeeWee Herman in the theater.

Why is it that women always want you to pull their hair and spank them? Talk dirty and such..... I thought I was weird because I like ladies feet but every girl I have met in the last 4 years has been telling me to pull their hair and treat them like a whore..... No I am not meeting them at church..

Well, I do love me some Jim Thompson. But to commit The Killer Inside Me to film I'd think that you'd lose the best part of the narrative - the deputy/protagonist's unreliable first person narration.

I'll rent it just to see how they try and pull it off.

I once went to a movie because it had a good plot/storyline, no joke.

I hate promos that are 5 minutes. You can't sell the idea for a movie in 1 minute... you shouldn't be doing promos.

Was that a trailer or the entire farking movie condensed into 5 minutes?

Funsucker: Good gravy, they just gave away the entire movie. What's the point in even seeing it now?

A lot of this.

Although seeing bare ass spanking on a big screen in full DolbyTM Sound might still draw 'em in.

chumboobler: Why is it that women always want you to pull their hair and spank them? Talk dirty and such.



It didn't work for Louis C.K. either. hehehe (nsfw lang.)

gilgamesh23: Watched the video hoping for some hot spanking action.

Got weird rape-fantasy violence against women action instead.

Closed the tab flaccidly.

I agree. You might enjoy Maggie's work.

Link to The Secretary (new window)

May be SFW, per se, but it would be hard to explain if found out.

Aldo the Wonder Dog: Although seeing bare ass spanking on a big screen in full DolbyTM Sound might still draw 'em in.

Let's see... $10 to spend a couple of hours stepping in bubble gum, listening to kids talking on their cell phones, and drinking a $6 soda to catch a few seconds of Alba / a body double being spanked, or spend 15 seconds looking for it online, for free, 4 months from now.

/Oh wait, I've already seen it on Fark.com!
//LAUGHTER OL

When she bites the blanket all I can think of "she's really taking it in the ass"..
YES!

I need a towel over here.

The_Philosopher_King: I agree. You might enjoy Maggie's work.

Link to The Secretary (new window)

Where is the part where she goes in to the bathroom and masturbates?

gilgamesh23: Watched the video hoping for some hot spanking action.

Got weird rape-fantasy violence against women action instead.

Closed the tab.

I agree completely. Like how Natalie Portman's hot-wax stripper scene is not remotely sexy. Bah.

SpeshilEdjukashin: The_Philosopher_King: I agree. You might enjoy Maggie's work.

Link to The Secretary (new window)

Where is the part where she goes in to the bathroom and masturbates?

It's right before her hardcore lesbian scene with Taylor Swift.

MIguy: Was that a trailer or the entire farking movie condensed into 5 minutes?

All I know is, after those 5 minutes, I don't have to watch the real thing!

SpeshilEdjukashin: Aldo the Wonder Dog: Although seeing bare ass spanking on a big screen in full DolbyTM Sound might still draw 'em in.

Let's see... $10 to spend a couple of hours stepping in bubble gum, listening to kids talking on their cell phones, and drinking a $6 soda to catch a few seconds of Alba / a body double being spanked, or spend 15 seconds looking for it online, for free, 4 months from now.

/Oh wait, I've already seen it on Fark.com!
//LAUGHTER OL

wow you are quite possibly the coolest guy on the Internet. Words have not yet been devolped to properly describe your awesomeness.


oh wait, you're not cool, you're just a farking thief. I bet you steal money from your mommys purse when she isnt looking, too.

WTF? Still no Alba (.Y.)?

Madbassist1
"oh wait, you're not cool, you're just a farking thief. I bet you steal money from your mommys purse when she isnt looking, too."

Lars Ulrich has spoken.

I don't think he would have to actually steal it, as that epic motion picture will probably be available on HULU in under a year. If he were to steal it via P2P, he wouldn't have to wait 4 months, it be more like the day after it was released.

You're a sick, sick bastard, subby

Right after Alba gets punched in the face and asks "Why?," I'd like to splice in a scene from either of the FF movies.

TommyymmoT: Lars Ulrich has spoken.

I don't think he would have to actually steal it, as that epic motion picture will probably be available on HULU in under a year. If he were to steal it via P2P, he wouldn't have to wait 4 months, it be more like the day after it was released.

Thank God I don't care what you think.

/thieving thief's a thief

/Mark it Tommy, my boy, if this motion picture is available on hulu for free in a year, I will spring for 6 mon. Total Fark for ya.

"Killer Inside Me" w/ Casey Affleck

//Would watch at home.

Check out Jessica Alba in the Sleeping Dictionary with more nudity, and yes she get slapped around a little by that actor who played the young Hitler. She looks better half dressed than most women look in - that I had a friend tell me most women look in porn.

Would you rather see her arse for 1/2 second with a butt double or her topless, also possibly with a body double, but Jesus Mary and Joseph what a highly qualified body double she was.

OK, that saved me the price of a ticket. They just showed the entire movie.

ignite ice: MIguy: Was that a trailer or the entire farking movie condensed into 5 minutes?

All I know is, after those 5 minutes, I don't have to watch the real thing!


There's probably a surprise twist at the end. Like the killer dude saying "Computer: End Program" and it was all just a holodeck simulation.

I don't want to see this movie but I felt like I just watched it anyway. The nudity clips will be on the internet, so no loss.

WTF creepmitter?! I expected some hot Alba lovin' and get rape-wife beater-fantasy!

Cue the [I can't fap to this.jpg]

bleh, the part where he punches her repeatedly made me nauseous not hard.

stickmangrit: Casey Afleck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/he was so good in AoJJbtCRF, how did he end up in this crap???
//why FSM, WHY?!?!?!?
///also, Alba deserves far worse than spankings for F4 and Sin City
////angry slashies are angry

i liked sin city otherwise lets see here...yep. yep. yep - i agree with everything else.

He was also p good in that kidnap movie. ben behind the camera with casey in front of it turns out some good stuff. who woulda thunk?

I think the director has some sort of obsession with the buttocks...

Sick farking world.

Also,
Red Mundus: bleh, the part where he punches her repeatedly made me nauseous nauseated not hard.

Madbassist1: oh wait, you're not cool, you're just a farking thief. I bet you steal money from your mommys purse when she isnt looking, too.

Spanking to a preview is like stealing from your Mommy? Remind me of that when some modmin greenlights the same 10 second spanking clip the we're all interested in for the SECOND time, right before the feature hits DVD.