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Iraqis "unhappy" with the quality of free food rations provided by Western taxpayers. If only there was a way for them to obtain food more acceptable to their discerning palates



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DarthBrooks
2009-11-07 11:07:04 AM


Kennison was right.


/RIP, you prophet.

 
mitchcumstein1
2009-11-07 11:19:21 AM


What's that, not have another country invade their country for no particular reason and tear the place to shiat, making it so you can't go to the market because you may very well get blown the fark up?

 
archichris
2009-11-07 11:34:19 AM


mitchcumstein1: What's that, not have another country invade their country for no particular reason and tear the place to shiat, making it so you can't go to the market because you may very well get blown the fark up?

RTFA dork, Iraq has imported food for a long time. The ministry is notorious for importing bad food.

And while your at it, maybe Iraq should not have invaded Kuwait right? Maybe they should have fought their own revolution to displace the tyrant in charge. Maybe they shouldnt base their culture on tribalism, maybe they shouldnt participate in such a backwards frickin religion, maybe they should reverse a thousand years of stupidity in their region instead of trying to blame it all on america while they are simultaneously asking for our money to fix the problem.

Honestly we are like the plumber who arrives at the house to find the owner has used concrete to clean the pipes. When we tear the pipe out and replace it the owner becomes angry that the bill was too high and blames the plumber.

Clean your own damned dirty toilets and leave our money out of it.

/its early so my flame mojo is low

The problem is dependence on someone else for your food supply.

 
Howie Spankowitz
2009-11-07 11:39:05 AM


archichris: And while your at it, maybe Iraq should not have invaded Kuwait right? Maybe they should have fought their own revolution to displace the tyrant in charge. Maybe they shouldnt base their culture on tribalism, maybe they shouldnt participate in such a backwards frickin religion, maybe they should reverse a thousand years of stupidity in their region instead of trying to blame it all on america while they are simultaneously asking for our money to fix the problem.

AMURRICAAAAA! F*CK YEAH!!!1111111

archichris: The problem is dependence on someone else for your foodoil supply.

Isn't this closer to the truth?

 
Action Replay Nick
2009-11-07 11:40:39 AM


archichris: Honestly we are like the plumber who arrives at the house to find the owner has used concrete to clean the pipes. When we tear the pipe out and replace it the owner becomes angry that the bill was too high and blames the plumber.

This is a totally accurate analogy, if the plumber kills half of the family and demolishes half of the house in the process of replacing the pipe.

But hey, they're just a bunch of ungrateful sand people, amirite?

 
TheOther
2009-11-07 11:41:33 AM


Let them eat pork rinds!

 
eddyatwork
2009-11-07 12:10:44 PM


If they get hungry enough they'll eat it.

 
WTFDYW
2009-11-07 12:19:13 PM


archichris +1

Howie Spankowitz EABOD

 
jonasborg
2009-11-07 12:21:31 PM


Time to learn to grow your own food.

 
Action Replay Nick
2009-11-07 12:22:21 PM


Well, WTFDYW has postulated such a compelling argument, I'm now questioning my entire worldview.

I'd like to hear more. Is there any way I could possibly get and invite or guest subscription to DERPGARBL Monthly?

 
Howie Spankowitz
2009-11-07 12:24:45 PM


WTFDYW: archichris +1

Howie Spankowitz EABOD


You have me wriggling in the clutches of reason.

Allow me to respond by saying, "No...YOU eat a bowl of dicks, poohead!"

 
Asa Phelps
2009-11-07 12:32:34 PM


Action Replay Nick: This is a totally accurate analogy, if the plumber kills half of the family and demolishes half of the house in the process of replacing the pipe.

That, and they never called for a plumber in the first place.

 
itazurakko
2009-11-07 12:34:20 PM


archichris: Clean your own damned dirty toilets and leave our money out of it.

Yeah, IF ONLY the US had actually listened to all those throngs of people who were begging the US to yes, please DO stay the fark out of Iraq.

But alas, the US didn't listen.

 
Lionel Mandrake
2009-11-07 12:51:15 PM


Maybe a good waterboarding would make them more appreciative.

 
Mugato
2009-11-07 12:51:17 PM


Christ, why are we even in that region? No, it's not oil. We don't even get that much oil from the MidEast. We get about 12% of our oil from the MidEast. It's farking Israel. And no, that's not anti-Semetic. It's anti-country that's playing us like farking fiddles. As for the Iraqis, bombard them with pork bombs and get our mena and women out of there.

 
mitchcumstein1
2009-11-07 12:59:30 PM


archichris: mitchcumstein1: What's that, not have another country invade their country for no particular reason and tear the place to shiat, making it so you can't go to the market because you may very well get blown the fark up?

RTFA dork, Iraq has imported food for a long time. The ministry is notorious for importing bad food.


You're a dork, dork.

 
demanton
2009-11-07 01:01:42 PM


As Iraq Surplus Rises, Little Goes Into Rebuilding

"Soaring oil prices will leave the Iraqi government with a cumulative budget surplus of as much as $79 billion by year's end, according to an American federal oversight agency. But Iraq has spent only a minute fraction of that on reconstruction costs, which are now largely borne by the United States."

The article I quote from is over a year old, but I think that it is still germane to the discussion that will probably ensue.

 
alonzinator
2009-11-07 01:26:25 PM


demanton: germane

www.topnews.in?

 
GreenAdder
2009-11-07 01:41:52 PM


archichris: And while your at it

you're

 
TommyymmoT
2009-11-07 02:00:27 PM


Where are those smallpox infected blankets when you really need 'em?

 
GAT_00
2009-11-07 02:05:14 PM


WTFDYW: archichris +1

Howie Spankowitz EABOD


Oh my, you've overwhelmed me with evidence.

 
Lionel Mandrake
2009-11-07 02:30:07 PM


GAT_00: WTFDYW: archichris +1

Howie Spankowitz EABOD

Oh my, you've overwhelmed me with evidence.


Is that anything like being blinded with science?

 
Truncks1
2009-11-07 02:52:23 PM


When China takes over the world, I hope you all like Chinese food.

 
TwistedFark
2009-11-07 02:53:04 PM


Subby is a cock-face. The people are unhappy with the fact that the central government is importing shiatty spoiled food.

Let me break this down to you and your fellow mouth breathers:

1) The Iraqi central government is responsible for purchasing the food from various countries.
2) Corrupt dickholes in the Trade ministry buy absolute shiat food from another dickhole. They charge the state the full price.
3) Dickhole at the Trade ministry gets a kickback.

People aren't "ungrateful" for food, like your troll headline would lead someone to believe. They are just tired of the corruption which lines the pockets of officials at the trade ministry and leaves them with bags of food with dead rodents in it.

So yeah, I could see how someone could be "unhappy" about that.

 
BackAssward
2009-11-07 02:53:46 PM


Howie Spankowitz: archichris:
...
Maybe they shouldnt base their culture on tribalism, maybe they shouldnt participate in such a backwards frickin religion


You sound like you have a religion that you think isn't backwards... isn't that cute. Fundy religious conservatives are all the same, regardless of which backward religion they bow to, both are backwards.

 
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