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Manny decides he wants to be Manny again in Mannywood



 
mjoven1975
2009-11-07 11:58:49 AM


Manny decides he wants to be Manny again in Mannywood realizes nobody will ever pay him $20 million again, so he exercises his option

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Wise_Guy
2009-11-07 12:26:17 PM


mjoven1975 pretty much nailed it.

It would be interesting to see what happens if he rebounds with a big year in 2010.

 
VvonderJesus
2009-11-07 12:30:19 PM


Wise_Guy: mjoven1975 pretty much nailed it.

It would be interesting to see what happens if he rebounds with a big year in 2010.


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Wise_Guy
2009-11-07 12:31:49 PM


VvonderJesus: Wise_Guy: mjoven1975 pretty much nailed it.

It would be interesting to see what happens if he rebounds with a big year in 2010.


I doubt it-- by then he might be just a DH-type (if he isn't already), and the Yankees won't want to tie up that spot with the contracts they have in place now.

 
vegaswench
2009-11-07 01:03:21 PM


No way Manny would ever go to the Yankees. He'll retire in L.A. They're the only team in either league whose fans and media think his antics are cute.*

*offer valid as long as he's productive and his numbers are decent.

 
Cheeses H Rice
2009-11-07 01:22:19 PM


I heard Manny was taking a female fertility drug cuz he's such a biatch!!



/He's FEMMY Fembot Ramirez

 
JosephFinn
2009-11-07 01:22:37 PM


No one else was willing to pay for a cheater who should have been banned for a year.

 
Rex_Banner
2009-11-07 01:43:07 PM


mjoven1975: Manny decides he wants to be Manny again in Mannywood realizes nobody will ever pay him $20 million again, so he exercises his option

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Over in one

 
legion_of_doo
2009-11-07 03:09:58 PM


Wise_Guy: I doubt it-- by then he might be just a DH-type (if he isn't already), and the Yankees won't want to tie up that spot with the contracts they have in place now.

If the Yankees want the DH-type, they've got Gojira & he doesn't really want to leave.

 
The Bestest
2009-11-07 05:00:21 PM


legion_of_doo: If the Yankees want the DH-type, they've got Gojira & he doesn't really want to leave.

IMO, winning the WS MVP actually hurt his chances of returning to the Yankees. My thinking was the Yankees would offer him something, but somewhat lowball him so that if he stayed for the love of the team or whatever, he'd be taking a bit of a paycut. Thing now is you can't really lowball the WS MVP, and despite his DH-only status, I can't see the Yankees offering the kind of money his numbers would demand.

Then again, I could be wrong and they could surprise me

/really likes Matsui, heart wants him to stay, head saying its not very likely

 
CaptainCliche
2009-11-07 05:42:45 PM


He'll be a Dodger again that is, unless the McCourts divorce causes a Padres-esque fire sale to settle the assets.

/bitter Dodgers fan still clinging to 1988.

 
Taima
2009-11-07 06:58:45 PM


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His off-season training regimen.

LA Dodgers fans are either stupid or just don't farkin' care about the sport anymore. This guy was obviously 'roiding, and they welcome him back like he had a hangnail or something.

/Baseball is dead to me.

 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2009-11-07 10:53:08 PM


Were the Dodgers obligating to make good on his option after the suspension? I would think after that and a less-than-inspiring season (not to mention the Manny attitude), they would say screw it and spend 20 million elsewhere.

 
cptjeff
2009-11-08 04:33:54 AM


The Bestest: legion_of_doo: If the Yankees want the DH-type, they've got Gojira & he doesn't really want to leave.

IMO, winning the WS MVP actually hurt his chances of returning to the Yankees. My thinking was the Yankees would offer him something, but somewhat lowball him so that if he stayed for the love of the team or whatever, he'd be taking a bit of a paycut. Thing now is you can't really lowball the WS MVP, and despite his DH-only status, I can't see the Yankees offering the kind of money his numbers would demand.

Then again, I could be wrong and they could surprise me

/really likes Matsui, heart wants him to stay, head saying its not very likely


Where else will he go though? He is a full time DH. Not many teams are exactly leaping at the chance to get a guy who can't play the field, even on occasion.

 
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