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(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Male strippers everywhere afraid of the chilling effect of this latest Illinois arrest   (suntimes.com) divider line 35
More: Amusing, Illinois, Buffalo Grove, Lake County Branch Court, Pioneer Press, male strippers, Jeffrey Hiroshi Fujimoto, Lucinda Drive in Buffalo Grove, arrests  
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phlegmmo 2009-11-07 12:25:02 PM  
"Shinkage, Jerry!"
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Xystance 2009-11-07 12:25:07 PM  
(obligatory stiff nipples reference here)

 
phlegmmo 2009-11-07 12:25:42 PM  
Shrinkage

/durr

 
Excen 2009-11-07 12:26:17 PM  
What, should I not have rubbed my p33nor against her boobies?

 
Tiberius Gracchus 2009-11-07 12:27:38 PM  
Wow...my hometown making the news. I'm so proud of what bored suburban cops manage to find when they toss cars. An open switchblade in the car is "illegal use" of a weapon?

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-07 12:29:59 PM  
holy crap

pioneer press is still around?!!?!?!?!

 
semiotix 2009-11-07 12:32:03 PM  
The arresting officer reported that Fujimoto's car looked like an unmarked police car.

To say nothing of looking like an undercover cop when he's dressed in normal clothes.

 
Nogale 2009-11-07 12:34:11 PM  
They can still pretend to be pizza boys who... oh, damn.... don't have any change on them.

Right?

 
#2 2009-11-07 12:41:38 PM  
MERLIN. "By the wand in my hand
I command you to show
All the veils may conceal,
That it ails me to know."

- 'The Quest of Merlin' by Richard Hovey (1891)

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:43:09 PM  
Nogale: They can still pretend to be pizza boys who... oh, damn.... don't have any change on them.

Right?


You know, the kind that aren't velcro'd together. Because anyone could easily mistake such guys for real cops.

 
Rumpleforskin 2009-11-07 12:46:38 PM  
They publish their addresses? Hope they like pizza.

 
GoddessPrime 2009-11-07 12:48:29 PM  
I remember seeing all kinds of shops that sold those fake police lights in China, maybe he just assumed he could do the same here. Although his name looks Japanese and not Chinese and I can't really see that kind of "disrespect for authority" going over big in Japan.

Though I also met a South African kid who refused to believe that we couldn't just bribe cops to get out of traffic offenses. I wish I could be there when he tries that the first time.

 
rustylite 2009-11-07 12:50:29 PM  
nice fake headline stubby. Article nowhere close to the headline.

 
raccoon2k 2009-11-07 12:51:16 PM  
jalopnik.com

"Oh no, its the cops.... and a construction worker!"

 
UselessWithPics 2009-11-07 12:54:06 PM  
I'll have to ask the Hot Cops to come up with something more nautically themed....

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-11-07 01:09:34 PM  
false impersonation

Is that not as severe as real impersonation?

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 01:12:39 PM  
Aiello was also charged with unlawful use of a weapon, after police reportedly discovered an open switchblade in the car.

Uhm.. that's not "use" of a weapon. If anything, that'd be unlawful storage of a weapon?

I hate cops. Crooked, uneducated morons with chips on their shoulders and overinflated senses of power.

 
HalfPiper 2009-11-07 01:19:11 PM  
lokidecat: Uhm.. that's not "use" of a weapon. If anything, that'd be unlawful storage of a weapon?

Could be. Depends how Illinois criminal code defines "use". Legal definitions of words are not the same thing as dictionary definitions.

 
semiotix 2009-11-07 01:36:40 PM  
GoddessPrime: Though I also met a South African kid who refused to believe that we couldn't just bribe cops to get out of traffic offenses. I wish I could be there when he tries that the first time.

Yeah, that'd be comedy gold.

YOUR FRIEND: ...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. There you go, man.
COP: Pleasure doing business with you. You wouldn't believe how dense some people are. Anyway, try to keep the speed down--you're pretty drunk to be going as fast as you were.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 01:37:03 PM  
and done in one

 
TypoFlyspray 2009-11-07 01:45:33 PM  
phlegmmo: "Shinkage, Jerry!"

Over in one.

 
IDAK 2009-11-07 02:00:27 PM  

 
alexcassidy 2009-11-07 03:22:16 PM  
Came for male strippers. Leaving extremely disappointed.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-07 03:24:41 PM  
DNRTFA, but eagerly gleaned comments for pics of scantily clad hot men.
/crestfallen
//where is Gawdzilla?

 
navylostboy 2009-11-07 03:34:24 PM  
alexcassidy: Came for male strippers. Leaving extremely disappointed.

THIS!!!

 
ShavedApe 2009-11-07 03:46:29 PM  
IDAK: Eye Bleach Here (NSFW) (new window)


Mmmmmm... real women. No plastic or silicone. Their dance moves might be kinda goofy by today's standards but they kept my attention. Gotta love full figured women.

 
okami36 2009-11-07 03:48:13 PM  
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"Buffalo Grove police charge alleged fire"

Alleged fire?

 
susler 2009-11-07 03:51:59 PM  
"when pressed, simulated sounds resembling police horns and sirens"

How do you simulate a sound that resembles something else? If it make a sound, then it wasn't simulating a sound.

 
Primitive Screwhead 2009-11-07 04:10:31 PM  
IDAK: Eye Bleach Here (NSFW) (new window)

That rocked on so many levels!

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-11-07 04:18:30 PM  
Why does the article give out the full address of the offender? So we can all go to his apartment and piss on it?

 
justoneznot 2009-11-07 04:41:37 PM  
susler: "when pressed, simulated sounds resembling police horns and sirens"

How do you simulate a sound that resembles something else? If it make a sound, then it wasn't simulating a sound.


I think what they mean is what he had wasn't an actual police siren but it sounded enough like one to fool people.

 
semiotix 2009-11-07 07:09:54 PM  
susler: How do you simulate a sound that resembles something else? If it make a sound, then it wasn't simulating a sound.

It's kind of a Zen koan. What is the sound of an imitation of one hand clapping?

 
leadmetal 2009-11-07 07:45:39 PM  
Tiberius Gracchus: Wow...my hometown making the news. I'm so proud of what bored suburban cops manage to find when they toss cars. An open switchblade in the car is "illegal use" of a weapon?

It's amusing how these cops do all these things to hide themselves to write traffic tickets and then they are shocked, SHOCKED, that some people pretend to be cops to do their own shake downs.

 
TsukasaK [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:51:43 PM  
semiotix: susler: How do you simulate a sound that resembles something else? If it make a sound, then it wasn't simulating a sound.

It's kind of a Zen koan. What is the sound of an imitation of one hand clapping?


... You just blew my mind.

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-11-08 04:40:00 PM  
ShavedApe: IDAK: Eye Bleach Here (NSFW) (new window)


Mmmmmm... real women. No plastic or silicone. Their dance moves might be kinda goofy by today's standards but they kept my attention. Gotta love full figured women.


Scarlett Knight was pretty hot, I say.

 
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