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New York City bans flavored tobacco to fight the scourge of calabash smoking among urban youth. Tweed jackets tremble in fear



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Mugato
2009-11-07 10:00:11 AM


What the hell? I don't even smoke and find smokers annoying but what the hell? This isn't Russia. This isn't Russia, is it, Danny? No, this isn't Russia.

Number one, kids don't smoke because it tastes good. They smoke to be cool. Second, EVERYTHING about the tobacco industry is about targeting children. No one in their right mind starts smoking as an adult. The candy cigs, the cartoon camel that looks like a cock for some reason, the anti-smoking ads on tv that are so obnoxious they would have made me want to smoke if I was a kid. It's all about getting the kids roped in early, before they know how retarded smoking is.

I usually find slippery slope arguments annoying but this piece of legislation sounds dangerous.

 
Tr0mBoNe
2009-11-07 10:40:40 AM


They should ban all coolers and fruit flavoured beer.

Especially the beer. That's a travesty.

 
Ennuipoet
2009-11-07 10:50:39 AM


People really shouldn't worry about this to much, 99% of that flavored tobacco is emptied out of the cigar and deposited on the ground. The empty shell is then filled with a natural herbal product and THEN smoked. This City is going absolutely insane with laws outlawing products that are already illegal for the people they are "protecting".

 
mitchcumstein1
2009-11-07 11:26:54 AM


Couldn't you take this to court and beat it? It seems like a city can't do this? I don't know.

Oh yeah,

files.sharenator.com

 
El Chode
2009-11-07 11:42:00 AM


Ennuipoet: People really shouldn't worry about this to much, 99% of that flavored tobacco is emptied out of the cigar and deposited on the ground. The empty shell is then filled with a natural herbal product and THEN smoked. This City is going absolutely insane with laws outlawing products that are already illegal for the people they are "protecting".

But if they don't know what's good for me, who does? I'm not smart enough to decide for myself.

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-07 11:50:18 AM


So Menthol was allowed because that would have been racist?

 
Drakin020
2009-11-07 11:50:55 AM


I don't see why this is such a big deal.

Yeah, it's obvious that they are trying to hook kids into smoking, so why is it so bad to stop something that is just terrible for you?

 
Kazujin
2009-11-07 11:51:06 AM


You assume most new yorkers are smart.

This is the flaw in your argument.

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-07 11:51:52 AM


The kids in my school all smoked Marlboro Reds or Camels anyway. Are they just trying to mess with the goth kids?

 
Churchill2004
2009-11-07 11:53:08 AM


mitchcumstein1: Couldn't you take this to court and beat it? It seems like a city can't do this?

There's some signs of a resurgence of the idea among legal academics, but for the most part any "economic freedom" lawsuit is going to be DOA in the courts.

Ennuipoet: People really shouldn't worry about this to much, 99% of that flavored tobacco is emptied out of the cigar and deposited on the ground. The empty shell is then filled with a natural herbal product and THEN smoked. This City is going absolutely insane with laws outlawing products that are already illegal for the people they are "protecting".

In my experience, people usually use the regular ones for that, not the flavored ones. Peach and grape swishers are just atrocious.

 
Magorn
2009-11-07 11:53:38 AM


fta

Do they honestly believe that the kids today are into rum-flavored cigars, or that they are sneaking into Nat Sherman to score the latest offering from CAO or Drew Estate?


no, I'm sure they're not, but I would be willing to be they are attracted by these:
www.clovesmokes.com


which may be the point of the ban

 
otterrr
2009-11-07 11:56:32 AM


Glad I don't live in NY. Seems completely asinine to include pipe tobacco.

/adult who enjoys the occasional pipe filled with vanilla cavendish.

 
thurstonxhowell
2009-11-07 11:58:08 AM


Ennuipoet: People really shouldn't worry about this to much, 99% of that flavored tobacco is emptied out of the cigar and deposited on the ground. The empty shell is then filled with a natural herbal product and THEN smoked. This City is going absolutely insane with laws outlawing products that are already illegal for the people they are "protecting".

This. That tobacco inside the flavored cigar? That's not for smoking. Hopefully this just teaches the young'ins to flavor their own honey wraps.

I've always wondered if the farmers who grow tobacco for Dutch Masters and similar gas station cigars know how pointless their job is.

 
The Madd Man
2009-11-07 11:58:22 AM


The Angry Hand of God: The kids in my school all smoked Marlboro Reds or Camels anyway. Are they just trying to mess with the goth kids?

If the picture in the article is anything to go by, they're trying to mess with people who like to smoke cigars named "Karma Sutra Splash."

Who names a cigar that anyway?

 
90supraT
2009-11-07 11:59:29 AM


jesus farking christ I hate America sometimes, personal responsibility is farking gone. If they come for my Hookah I will cap a motherfarker

 
Ass Exploder
2009-11-07 11:59:45 AM


They can have my calabash when they pry it from my cold, dead, tobacco-stained hands.

 
El Chode
2009-11-07 12:00:20 PM


Magorn: fta

Do they honestly believe that the kids today are into rum-flavored cigars, or that they are sneaking into Nat Sherman to score the latest offering from CAO or Drew Estate?

no, I'm sure they're not, but I would be willing to be they are attracted by these:



which may be the point of the ban


Maybe it's just growing up with a lot of snobby white trash, but if you smoked that stuff as a kid you got punched in the face. You didn't smoke things because of the cuteness of the packaging, you smoked whatever everyone else did to be cool.

It's not until college and a few classes in art history that kids start smoking that stuff.

And if there are exceptions to this, they are definitely in the minority.

 
tbyte
2009-11-07 12:00:28 PM


Magorn: fta

Do they honestly believe that the kids today are into rum-flavored cigars, or that they are sneaking into Nat Sherman to score the latest offering from CAO or Drew Estate?

no, I'm sure they're not, but I would be willing to be they are attracted by these:



which may be the point of the ban


Those aren't tobacco products.

 
Tirgoviste
2009-11-07 12:01:55 PM


The Angry Hand of God: The kids in my school all smoked Marlboro Reds or Camels anyway. Are they just trying to mess with the goth kids?

Pretty sure. They found out we all just started smoking Djarum's cigarillos when we couldn't get our kreteks.

 
Telak
2009-11-07 12:02:41 PM


I heard that making things illegal stops teens from doing things. I mean we have so many other great examples to work with.

 
RockofAges
2009-11-07 12:03:18 PM


Magorn: fta

Do they honestly believe that the kids today are into rum-flavored cigars, or that they are sneaking into Nat Sherman to score the latest offering from CAO or Drew Estate?

no, I'm sure they're not, but I would be willing to be they are attracted by these:



which may be the point of the ban


Just so you know, Juicy Jays are wraps for weed. Sometimes blunt wraps, AFAIK.

/The More You Know

 
Aarontology
2009-11-07 12:03:50 PM


Tr0mBoNe: They should ban all coolers and fruit flavoured beer.

Especially the beer. That's a travesty.


You take away my Abita Purple Haze and it'll mean your head on a pike. Wine coolers though... that crap should be destroyed and all memory of it should be stricken from the historical record.

 
Vangor
2009-11-07 12:04:16 PM


Children are more influenced by the mass of negativity towards smoking with the inundation of "Truth" ads and such legislation rekindling the notion of cigarettes being cool due to appearing rebellious, independent, whathaveyou. How are you supposed to be cool with a smiling, smoking cherry on the pack or needing to guise the tobacco with sugary flavors? Those are the same lame children who drink Smirnoff Ice and syrup-filled vodaks.

 
anfthebamf
2009-11-07 12:05:24 PM


meh- they aren't messing with cigars, so delicious blunts are still safe. carry on.

 
tetsoushima
2009-11-07 12:06:04 PM


Magorn: fta

Do they honestly believe that the kids today are into rum-flavored cigars, or that they are sneaking into Nat Sherman to score the latest offering from CAO or Drew Estate?

no, I'm sure they're not, but I would be willing to be they are attracted by these:



which may be the point of the ban


Aren't those just rolling papers, not tobacco products?

 
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