He's furious! He's annoyed! He claims it's of no consequence! Oh, Daily Fail, how you amuse me.

/Michael Jackson contacted me last night in a seance to tell me Derek Acorah is a complete tool

Odd, my sources on the Other Side say that Michael Jackson is upset because no one ever recognized him for the pretty little girl he was.

Noi, she didn't claim that.

There is nothing, nothing, that the Daily Mail cannot exaggerate in their headlines.

It's their rule 34

I call shenanigans. We all know he's waiting to be interred next to Elizabeth Taylor.

SwiftFox: It's their rule 34

Kindly refrain from mentioning rule 34 in a thread about Michael Jackson. The mental images conjured aren't pleasant. Thanks.

He'll get over it.

Goddammit.

You know, I was truly a MJ fan, before and after his death. MJ was one of my favorite celebrities; one of the few who honestly earned my sympathy. This isn't denying that he was insane, that's another reason I was so fond of him.

BUT I AM TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Jezus. MJ fans, stop being so damn gullible, and TV "mediums", quit capitalizing on gullible MJ fans. Yeah, I know PT Barnum has something to say about these kind of shenanigans, but so does the Amazing Randi.

Who?

I hate this crap. Michael Jackson aside, why do people have to believe all this spiritualism garbage? Are there really that many gullible idiots in the world?

Why do they get press, and the people who debunk their lies and manipulation still have to fight to get on the air? I know, reality is boring and psychics are entertaining, but really... How stupid do you have to be to believe this shiat?

I was watching "Ghost Adventures" yesterday, and it made me incredibly angry; Particularly the "medium" they had with them, who would chime in "I feel someone is here" and "He feels angry" every once in a while. They PAID this bullshiatter to go on television and just spit out phrases that couldn't be disproved, but which almost certainly had no basis in reality. That biatch was getting money for making shiat up in the most uncreative way possible.

When will people stop being superstitious jagoffs?

ZeroCorpse: I hate this crap. Michael Jackson aside, why do people have to believe all this spiritualism garbage? Are there really that many gullible idiots in the world?

Why do they get press, and the people who debunk their lies and manipulation still have to fight to get on the air? I know, reality is boring and psychics are entertaining, but really... How stupid do you have to be to believe this shiat?

I was watching "Ghost Adventures" yesterday, and it made me incredibly angry; Particularly the "medium" they had with them, who would chime in "I feel someone is here" and "He feels angry" every once in a while. They PAID this bullshiatter to go on television and just spit out phrases that couldn't be disproved, but which almost certainly had no basis in reality. That biatch was getting money for making shiat up in the most uncreative way possible.

When will people stop being superstitious jagoffs?

Have you ever seen the Pet Psychic? You would probably be white with rage.

Michael Jackson is furious he's not buried next to Marilyn Monroe in a 10-year-old boy

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Abstruse: Odd, my sources on the Other Side say that Michael Jackson is upset because no one ever recognized him for the pretty little girl he was.

The Angry Hand of God: Have you ever seen the Pet Psychic? You would probably be white with rage.

Yes, and yes.

That's about the lowest a "psychic" can go: "Your dog loves you, but he feels that you should throw the ball a bit more."

Makes me want to reach through the screen and choke a biatch.

I'm furious a hot blonde isn't giving me a blowjob right now. Where's the outrage on my behalf?

That makes perfect sense being that they hung out together so much in life.

ZeroCorpse: I hate this crap. Michael Jackson aside, why do people have to believe all this spiritualism garbage? Are there really that many gullible idiots in the world?

I don't get the whole "burial" thing. It's a huge waste of land, it's a huge waste of money and it's just retarded in general. And the "viewing" at the funeral? How farked up is that? "Oh, let me stare at and talk to the corpse of my loved one!".

All that shiat is just creepy and farked up. Burn the body, have a party where you celebrate their life, get shiatfaced and call it a day.

Everyone doesn't care anymore. I know, I asked.

He's not pissed that he's dead?

OK, then.

Abstruse: Odd, my sources on the Other Side say that Michael Jackson is upset because no one ever recognized him for the pretty little white girl he was.

FTFY

This is just ignorant.

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moonage daydream: Goddammit.

You know, I was truly a MJ fan, before and after his death. MJ was one of my favorite celebrities; one of the few who honestly earned my sympathy. This isn't denying that he was insane, that's another reason I was so fond of him.

BUT I AM TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Jezus. MJ fans, stop being so damn gullible, and TV "mediums", quit capitalizing on gullible MJ fans. Yeah, I know PT Barnum has something to say about these kind of shenanigans, but so does the Amazing Randi.

Ditto to all of the above.

Right. Any Michael Jackson's that don't want to be buried where they are right now, raise your hands.

And if Psychics were real...there would be no unsolved mysteries or missing children.

Get your head out of your ass people... I could be a "Psh-chic as well" All I ahve to do is spout generalizations....

Especially since Marilyn wasn't "buried." She's in a vault, about four up and five from the left. And all the other crypts around her are, shall we say, occupied.

Ah good old Hammy Acorah....

Holy smoke, my second greenlight ever and I didn't even notice until now! Blast you for your distractions, Facebook! *shakes tiny fist*

Mugato: ZeroCorpse: I hate this crap. Michael Jackson aside, why do people have to believe all this spiritualism garbage? Are there really that many gullible idiots in the world?

I don't get the whole "burial" thing. It's a huge waste of land, it's a huge waste of money and it's just retarded in general. And the "viewing" at the funeral? How farked up is that? "Oh, let me stare at and talk to the corpse of my loved one!".

All that shiat is just creepy and farked up. Burn the body, have a party where you celebrate their life, get shiatfaced and call it a day.

I actually agree with you on all points. I find it pretty damned weird and creepy that our society deems staring at a wax-coated corpse with makeup on it as part of the mourning process. My family has instructions to avoid such idiocy. If they all want to gather in a room and listen to some music I picked out, that's cool... But staring at a slab of lifeless meat that vaguely resembles me is just plain creepy and dumb.