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Relax. Your Google searches for whipped cream and parrots aren't being added to your permanent record, you pervert



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ZAZ
2009-11-07 08:37:07 AM


"It's...incorrect to say that we are able to disclose somebody's identity"

It's correct to say you are offering investigative agencies and data mining companies one stop shopping for all the bits they need to find out somebody's identity, and what you don't give up now you may give up later.

The net needs intense competition in search engines, mainframe-style services, email, etc. Not only because competition makes things better. So that there isn't a single point of anything -- failure or insecurity.

Meanwhile, I search for whipped cream on Google and use Yahoo! for birds. And that will work until G buys Y and merges the search histories and user profiles.

 
Pud
2009-11-07 08:56:01 AM


Whaaaaat? the internet is not complete anonymity?

UH OH ...

/Hold on a sec, someone's at the door ......brb

 
GradysGhost
2009-11-07 09:37:45 AM


We know who you are!
lh3.ggpht.com

 
MBK
2009-11-07 10:24:07 AM


Gradyghost:

Why would you need a condom for a cucumber?

Unless it is a little whore and has slept around a lot.

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-07 10:28:24 AM


ZAZ: "It's...incorrect to say that we are able to disclose somebody's identity"

It's correct to say you are offering investigative agencies and data mining companies one stop shopping for all the bits they need to find out somebody's identity, and what you don't give up now you may give up later.

The net needs intense competition in search engines, mainframe-style services, email, etc. Not only because competition makes things better. So that there isn't a single point of anything -- failure or insecurity.

Meanwhile, I search for whipped cream on Google and use Yahoo! for birds. And that will work until G buys Y and merges the search histories and user profiles.


I just use my neighbors unsecured wireless network for such things.

 
BillCo
2009-11-07 10:34:38 AM


www.majhost.com

What parrots and whipped cream may look like.

 
SeamusFerrell
2009-11-07 10:44:43 AM


MBK: Gradyghost:

Why would you need a condom for a cucumber?

Unless it is a little whore and has slept around a lot.


So it doesn't turn into a pickle.

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-07 10:49:47 AM


MBK: Gradyghost:

Why would you need a condom for a cucumber?

Unless it is a little whore and has slept around a lot.


Maybe he is planning to make a salad with it when he's done. You wouldn't want poop on it would you?

 
waiting4godot
2009-11-07 10:59:33 AM


Does anyone feel paranoid to use the TrackMeNot extension for Firefox?

 
Ironclad2
2009-11-07 11:02:53 AM


Shopping list:
-Condoms
-Rum
-Sour Cream

/I'll tell you when you're older prudemitter

 
Evil Twin Skippy
2009-11-07 11:14:55 AM


Why would I be afraid of someone knowing I make Parrot milk shakes?

 
MadTheologian
2009-11-07 11:31:35 AM


A search for whipped cream and parrots reveals this clip.

Enjoy, kinky ones! (new window)

 
GENETICBAGGAGE
2009-11-07 12:32:40 PM


emplooooyer: you look good on paper, your credit looks good, but.... their are some Porn sites that i have never heard of that you have been to.... Oh i see that you like to go "prospecting" and rape and pillage BLM land for gold.....

sorry, you are not the right choice for this company....



Goodbye

 
Thats an 827
2009-11-07 12:45:34 PM


Thought Zip Code + date of birth + gender render virtually 85% of population identifiable, or so I heard.

But then I am old and frequently confused.

 
Kraftwerk Orange
2009-11-07 02:44:39 PM


images.amazon.com

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2009-11-07 02:53:44 PM


Say "whip" again.

 
LordOfThePings
2009-11-07 03:23:55 PM


What's with the parrot links on Caturday?

 
johnson442
2009-11-07 03:59:47 PM


LordOfThePings: What's with the parrot links on Caturday?

Cat-like identity detected?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-07 04:08:43 PM


I only use Google because the other search engines bent over like a farking biatch and gave the Justice Department their search records.

Link^

 
Kittypie070
2009-11-07 05:04:20 PM


MadTheologian 2009-11-07 11:31:35 AM
A search for whipped cream and parrots reveals this clip.

Enjoy, kinky ones! (new window)


Sweet! I'll go put on my velvet kitty ears!!

 
daniellynn's real dad
2009-11-07 05:48:31 PM


"You have zero privacy anyway, get over it."
Scott McNealy, Sun Microsystems, 1999. (new window)

 
LavenderWolf
2009-11-07 07:19:06 PM


ZAZ: "It's...incorrect to say that we are able to disclose somebody's identity"

It's correct to say you are offering investigative agencies and data mining companies one stop shopping for all the bits they need to find out somebody's identity, and what you don't give up now you may give up later.

The net needs intense competition in search engines, mainframe-style services, email, etc. Not only because competition makes things better. So that there isn't a single point of anything -- failure or insecurity.

Meanwhile, I search for whipped cream on Google and use Yahoo! for birds. And that will work until G buys Y and merges the search histories and user profiles.


With the information we hand off to websites that we visit they can track us to our ISP.

Unless your ISP is in the habit of giving your personal info out, stop worrying.

 
LavenderWolf
2009-11-07 07:20:26 PM


The Angry Hand of God: MBK: Gradyghost:

Why would you need a condom for a cucumber?

Unless it is a little whore and has slept around a lot.

Maybe he is planning to make a salad with it when he's done. You wouldn't want poop on it would you?


Cucumbers have sharp little bumps that stick out the sides.

/nttatwwt

 
SonofPekar
2009-11-07 07:31:31 PM


Isn't this what Scroogle Scraper is for?


Link (new window)

 
veryequiped
2009-11-07 07:42:28 PM


Pheeewww.... if anyone knew about my fetish of licking whip cream off my parrot and vice-versa, why... I'd die!

 
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