He's not socialist enough

ooh! ooh! i know the answer to this one! "because he's not a farking socialist!"

I just want to know where my check is!

You know who else wouldn't give you a job?

Because we totally hosed the interview.

Will he give me a 'shout out' for not winning the Congressional Medal of honor ?

Because I'm a lazy piece of sh*t?

Clearly he's history's greatest monster.

Because YOU haven't done your part!

I don't know how to answer questions in fark headlines unless someone puts them in multiple choice format.

Yo dawg, we heard you like stability in your economy so we put a job in your market so you can work while you hopefully provide health coverage for your entire family!

It's because I'm a registered sex offender, isn't it? I've served my time, why won't you stop punishing me???

Behold, teh librulz media.

We gonna look after him, and he gonna look after us...
Right?

Farker Soze: It's because I'm a registered sex offender, isn't it? I've served my time, why won't you stop punishing me???

Why do you keep begging to be punished?

SwiftFox: He's not socialist enough

Intriguingly, that's exactly what the piece says.

Not only is Obama not socialist enough in that he should be paying people not to work, he ought to be socialist like the Germans.

And I'm not EVEN going to touch my wonder at why socialist European models of health insurance are evil but socialist European models of paying people not to work are amazing and to be copied.

The WSJ. Making my neck hurt with the vacillating and the whiplashing.

Keep Gubment Out of My Unemployment Payments!!!!

I'm not in a demographic minority?

because despite my direct appeal on the House floor, apparently the position of Pizza Czar was already taken.

Yeah. Umm. The article is from the Washington Post (not exactly a right wing newspaper), and they quote critics from the Left:

The administration is "scared of [any plans] seeming like old-fashioned make-work, but that's what it is: You're giving [people] jobs because they have nothing left to do," said Dean Baker, co-director of the Center for Economic and Policy Research, a left-leaning think thank. "Giving people a shot at a job has to be worth a little bad publicity . . . but as in a lot of areas, they proved more cautious."

But the politically blindly stupid Mods set the always accurate PITA thermometer at Fascist (which only further proves their own political stupidity since right wingers are not fascist).

The criticism is coming from the LEFT. You might want to read an article beyond the headline some time. Assuming you aren't too ignorant to do so (which I am assuming).

Seriously, WTF is this guy's problem?

Yeah, my wife lost her job, and now all she does is lay about the house . . . give her a job now, you fark!

(Okay, she lost her job yesterday, and she always lays about the house . . . but still . . . Job! Now! You fark!)



/ got need for a layabout bank executive vice president?
// i know where you can one . . . cheap!

Hey I'd work for Obama, why not? I disagree with the man on virtually every level but working in DC for awhile might be interesting.

Amusing Fact: If the President might be in your particular area the Secret Service will visit the local hospital and will hand pick each person that might have to be involved in any kind of examination. Naturally in the x-ray department they picked the old guy who had been working there and doing x-rays for 30+ years.

This was all long before I worked there, Clinton was president at the time.

cuz he is racist and he won't hire fat lazy white women who are uneducated and missing a front tooth!

Crude: But the politically blindly stupid Mods set the always accurate PITA thermometer at Fascist (which only further proves their own political stupidity since right wingers are not fascist).

They're not Fascist YET.