Some people just need a good keelhauling

Perhaps they should quit shooting blanks.

Because, clearly, the condos were there before the ship.

"This is the heart of the city's history," Ames said. "If you don't like it, don't live here."

'nuff said

Who are the plaintiffs? I'll go silence them!

The captain should load up some bar shot. See how those Yuppies like that.

nunyabidness: Some people just need a good keelhauling

Nah, just chain them to the poop deck.

TOO. FARKING. BAD.

You moved close to a ship that fires its cannons twice daily. Love it or leave it.

Up it to four a day.

thisispete:
Nah, just chain them to the poop deck.

Constitution doesn't have a poop.

/nautical nerd

Is the complainant a long time Boston resident? If so, he should have been aware of the impairment.

Tough luck.

They should just use silent gunpowder instead, made out of hushaboom. I'd tell them the formula but I wrote it down on a banana and a moose ate it.

"Over the summer, we have entertained several times, and we have had guests sit up in shock when the cannon goes off," the resident wrote. "It has also awakened them at 8 a.m. while they are vacationing and then blasted them again at sunset."


Er...warn them?

The complaning parties need some good 18th century naval discipline. 40 lashes with the cat o nine tails sounds like a good start

And yet there's nothing you can do about the car alarm outside that goes off at all hours of the night, without any reason at all

/I kicked that car just to see what it would do
//It did absolutely nothing

Question:

Are the condos in range of the guns?

Muffy and I find the daily commotions a bit trite, and rather tastless. Really, how does one expect to play crouqette with all that tacky history folderdall going on...?


/sniff.....

Gulper Eel: Up it to four a day.

Use it like a clock bell. At the top of the hour have it fire the same number as the time, at the bottom of the hour fire it once.

Or, fire it once for each complaint received the previous day.

H₂O, NH₃, C₂H₅, PDQU235 and a pinch of salt.

*Hic!*

Katastrfee: Question:

Are the condos in range of the guns?

There ya go!

FTFA: "This is the heart of the city's history," Ames said. "If you don't like it, don't live here."

Enough said.

Douchey McDouchebag needs to STFU and appreciate the fact that there is a USS Constitution.

Eat a bowel of dicks.

FARK that... every hour, on the hour

Dancin_In_Anson: Perhaps they should quit shooting blanks.

I'm pretty sure that is the smartest thing I'll hear all day.