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(Contact Music) Sad Toni Braxton's husband has ununbroke her heart   (contactmusic.com) divider line 28
More: Sad, Toni Braxton, Ms Braxton, legal battles, TMZ, the city, denim, National Bank, Bank of America  
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The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-07 03:11:49 AM  
The couple has two children, seven year old Denim and Diezel, six



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Dirty Hot Linker 2009-11-07 03:16:28 AM  

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-11-07 03:28:22 AM  
img188.imageshack.us

 
Flying Lasagna Monster 2009-11-07 03:34:14 AM  
Between her, the Salt-N-Pepa girls, and Janet Jackson, the early 90's teenage version of me had a lot of masturbatory fun.

 
LordTobert 2009-11-07 03:42:06 AM  
Does the subby know the Braxtons personally? If no, then how is it sad?

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 03:44:27 AM  
Probably because her husband knows there's no cure for Autism.

/Yeah, I went there.
//She's a spokesperson for Autism Speaks...I give my money to ASA instead.

 
Christian Bale 2009-11-07 03:45:33 AM  
Flying Lasagna Monster: Between her, the Salt-N-Pepa girls, and Janet Jackson, the early 90's teenage version of me had a lot of masturbatory fun.


T-Boz, Chilli, and Left-Eye got no love?

 
tagjim 2009-11-07 03:49:33 AM  
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Flying Lasagna Monster 2009-11-07 04:08:25 AM  
Christian Bale: T-Boz, Chilli, and Left-Eye got no love?

I thought Chilli was hot, but the other two didn't do anything for me. Especially the one that burned down Andre Rison's house.

 
goneja 2009-11-07 04:54:18 AM  
"The singer owes more than $12,500 (£7,800) on her mansion in Century City, California and officials at the Bank of America are now looking to foreclose on the property"

a piddly $12k from a celebrity worth theoretically a few million?

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-11-07 06:18:32 AM  
Flying Lasagna Monster: Between her, the Salt-N-Pepa girls, and Janet Jackson, the early 90's teenage version of me had a lot of masturbatory fun.

THIS

 
dougfm 2009-11-07 08:56:39 AM  

 
MonkeyButton 2009-11-07 09:14:51 AM  
Juniper Jupiter: Probably because her husband knows there's no cure for Autism.

/Yeah, I went there.
//She's a spokesperson for Autism Speaks...I give my money to ASA instead.


Curious to know why you give to one and not the other?

 
Kurmudgeon 2009-11-07 09:16:36 AM  
"Especially the one that burned down Andre Rison's house."

I hear ya, pretty goes out the window when you find out they've got some wires crossed.

 
MattyFridays 2009-11-07 12:22:36 PM  
Flying Lasagna Monster: Christian Bale: T-Boz, Chilli, and Left-Eye got no love?

I thought Chilli was hot, but the other two didn't do anything for me. Especially the one that burned down Andre Rison's house.


I agree. Chilli was smoking back in the day.

 
jamman 2009-11-07 01:37:11 PM  
I'll just leave this here...

 
jamman 2009-11-07 01:38:38 PM  
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Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 01:48:01 PM  
MonkeyButton: Juniper Jupiter: Probably because her husband knows there's no cure for Autism.

/Yeah, I went there.
//She's a spokesperson for Autism Speaks...I give my money to ASA instead.

Curious to know why you give to one and not the other?


MWAHAHAHHA!!!! You took my bait!!! I shall answer, HOWEVER! It's hard to explain, so I'll start by giving you these relatively helpful articles from Wikipedia, which really do spell it out better than I ever could!

Autism Speaks and Autism Society of America.

NOW...as you finish the latter, you'll notice their philosophy, they work more on treatment than a cure, as they treat Autism more of a quirk, as I do, than a disease, as Autism Speaks, which it isn't (seriously, have you gotten ill from Autism?)

I knew somebody VERY special with Autism, and I miss her dearly. I understand one of Ms. Braxton's sons has it, but she's turning into JENNY MCCARTHY. Grrrrr.

/Too many celebrities are wanting to cure it than treat it.

 
jamman 2009-11-07 01:57:29 PM  
needs this

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2009-11-07 02:23:47 PM  
I'll take her in

 
buwolverine 2009-11-07 02:27:41 PM  
Flying Lasagna Monster: Between her, the Salt-N-Pepa girls, and Janet Jackson, the early 90's teenage version of me had a lot of masturbatory fun.

And En Vogue; the My Lovin' video is still etched in my mind.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-11-07 03:09:59 PM  
Sucks Boobies

 
vabeard 2009-11-07 03:20:55 PM  
Diezel Denim?

She names her children after a fashion line?

/she wanted her next two to be Toyota Corolla.

 
Flying Code Monkey 2009-11-07 04:16:42 PM  
Much hate for that song.

 
MonkeyButton 2009-11-07 05:56:01 PM  
Juniper Jupiter: MonkeyButton: Juniper Jupiter: Probably because her husband knows there's no cure for Autism.

/Yeah, I went there.
//She's a spokesperson for Autism Speaks...I give my money to ASA instead.

Curious to know why you give to one and not the other?

MWAHAHAHHA!!!! You took my bait!!! I shall answer, HOWEVER! It's hard to explain, so I'll start by giving you these relatively helpful articles from Wikipedia, which really do spell it out better than I ever could!

Autism Speaks and Autism Society of America.

NOW...as you finish the latter, you'll notice their philosophy, they work more on treatment than a cure, as they treat Autism more of a quirk, as I do, than a disease, as Autism Speaks, which it isn't (seriously, have you gotten ill from Autism?)

I knew somebody VERY special with Autism, and I miss her dearly. I understand one of Ms. Braxton's sons has it, but she's turning into JENNY MCCARTHY. Grrrrr.

/Too many celebrities are wanting to cure it than treat it.


My son has it. Just curious for your take on it all. BTW - There's really only one thing Jenny McCarthy should be doing with her mouth and talking about autism isn't it.

 
Psykorgasm 2009-11-07 06:39:43 PM  
Has Toni Braxton ever mattered after 1996?

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-07 09:05:43 PM  
MonkeyButton: My son has it. Just curious for your take on it all. BTW - There's really only one thing Jenny McCarthy should be doing with her mouth and talking about autism isn't it.

Ahhh...I see. But, you don't view it as a tragedy, either? Especially since you and I agree on Ms. McCarthy's stance (Barf!).:D

/Spoil that boy rotten, but keep him learning more... :)
//Watch "Including Samuel"...it's on PBS right now (well, it was in the KC metro area)...best documentary about the Special Education system and Public Education EVAR.

 
ioannisds 2009-11-08 07:01:03 PM  
Holy crap, it looks like she's about to grab...

i37.tinypic.com

a beer tap?

 
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