Depends. Is she hot?

/The girl, not the dead mom.

That's one way to go...I guess.

Well, of course you do that. duh.

This will surely get you a date!

With Bubba, but a date!

Tomb desecration always makes the panties drop.

Cagey B: Tomb desecration always makes the panties drop.

Yeah, you won't believe how many chicks I've scored with since I joined:

Why even bother with the multiple choice joke if you're going to be too lazy to do it right.

It will be his testimony.

Honestly, I'm too lazy to destroy a grave for a date. I'd just go ahead and draw some cartoons doing it on a napkin at some diner then get on with my life.

SoothinglyDeranged: Why even bother with the multiple choice joke if you're going to be too lazy to do it right.

I agree. We should C) Make fun of subby.

By doing it I don't mean desecrating the grave I mean gettin it on Porno style.

Thank god her live mother's grave is safe.

ignite ice: Thank god her live mother's grave is safe.

Not for long....

I'm tired of all these socially awkward jerks trying to claw their way out of the friendzone. How do you NOT pick up the hint that she's not interested when she gives you the "let me show you were my mother is buried" scenario?

The girl's grandmother says it took her five years to pay for Connie's headstone and now she has no idea how she'll afford a replacement.

5 years to save up for a marker? What's the price range on those things?

This is just to difficult to understand.... it is just so ... grave.

SoothinglyDeranged: Why even bother with the multiple choice joke if you're going to be too lazy to do it right.

Let's face it, no one cares what A) and B) would have been anyway.

Unless you want to be really original and make A) and B) worse than C). Do you A) spill millions of tons of toxic chemicals into the river Danube, destroying the ecosystem across thousands of square miles, B) Drop a busload of nuns and explosives out of the back of a transport plane onto an orphanage, or C) Destroy her dead mother's grave with a sledgehammer?

Seems pretty reasonable now, doesn't it?

Wanted for questioning

Did she change her mind afterwards?

Maybe there was a second guy coming to dig up the grave, and this thoughtful gent did not want him to find it.

You... conclusion jumpers.

What's B, subby? "Destroy her not-dead mother's grave with a sledge hammer"?

Destroying a grave is easier than burnin down the trailer park.
Head stones are expensive, but my family has money so my burial wish is to have an oak tree planted over me, that way if I'm worth remembering they will return many times early on to make sure the tree survives long enough to thrive on its own.

The girl should reconsider her hasty decision not to go out with him and apologize for snubbing him. He looks like a real catch.

Just kidding. The girls family should take a sledge hammer to his head. From the pics of the damage, it looks like it was one of those markers that had a photo of the deceased inset into it, and he smashed it. Sort of makes me want to cry.

Yeah. Why?