Haha those cheeky welsh ... almost as bad as the irish ... almost

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Uh...what's a berk?

Berk:

Etymology

The usage is dated to the 1930s. A shortened version of Berkeley Hunt, the hunt based at Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. In the Cockney rhyming slang, hunt is made to rhyme with c*nt giving the word berk its original slang meaning.

from Wiktionary

xLizzieBordenx: Uh...what's a berk?

An idiot, a dolt, a tool. It's a British phrase, I think.

This is a "berk" NSFW (new window)

Why shouldn't they want a more recent pic?

HammerHeadSnark: Berk:

Etymology

The usage is dated to the 1930s. A shortened version of Berkeley Hunt, the hunt based at Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. In the Cockney rhyming slang, hunt is made to rhyme with c*nt giving the word berk its original slang meaning.

from Wiktionary

that shiat is so random

frizzantik: that shiat is so random

And the rest of the English language isn't?

Every time they run my profile on America's Most Wanted I cringe. First, the actor they got to portray me has obviously never slapped a nun in his life. You can't just hit a penguin across the jaw. They just laugh it off. It's something they learn in the convent I guess. You got to put your knuckle right in to the temple. It scrambles their eyesight. Sometimes they think they're seeing Jebus and it scares the crap out of them.

Second, I had a mullet for maybe three of those ten assaults. It was a phase. I grew out of it. Just like when I stopped using yellow nylon cord to bind their arms. Now it's Duct tape. It's quick and it sticks.

Third and lastly, they always end the piece with the Hoffman murder. I never touched housewives with kids. It's not in my MO. Besides, I was up in Ogdenville torturing Sister Mary Ellen. I could get back down there with in that time frame to rape and kill that housewife. Maybe dad could but I like to be methodical. Maybe that's why one of us is waiting for the needle in Joliet and the other is sizing up his next victim over at St. Mary's Academy for the Deaf. Oops.

Any Australians remember the Postcard Bandit from a few years back? That man had some cajones. I had a sort of grudging respect for him.

What's up with UPI? Their sidebar reads like it's tailored for the denizens of Idiocracy.

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Oi, the yob berk is going to be in Barney.

/Barney.... Barney Rubble.... TROUBLE!

Harry Freakstorm: Every time they run my profile on America's Most Wanted I cringe. First, the actor they got to portray me has obviously never slapped a nun in his life. You can't just hit a penguin across the jaw. They just laugh it off. It's something they learn in the convent I guess. You got to put your knuckle right in to the temple. It scrambles their eyesight. Sometimes they think they're seeing Jebus and it scares the crap out of them.

Second, I had a mullet for maybe three of those ten assaults. It was a phase. I grew out of it. Just like when I stopped using yellow nylon cord to bind their arms. Now it's Duct tape. It's quick and it sticks.

Third and lastly, they always end the piece with the Hoffman murder. I never touched housewives with kids. It's not in my MO. Besides, I was up in Ogdenville torturing Sister Mary Ellen. I could get back down there with in that time frame to rape and kill that housewife. Maybe dad could but I like to be methodical. Maybe that's why one of us is waiting for the needle in Joliet and the other is sizing up his next victim over at St. Mary's Academy for the Deaf. Oops.

A friend of mine was portrayed on "America's Most Wanted". He's a pudgy pug faced sort of guy, yet the actor was out of a Hollywood casting office, tall good looking etc. He loved it. Oh, he just helped hide a body, so he turned states evidence and then went all religious. He did find the segment in AMW hilarious, though.

colatf: cajones

CojOnes, from the verb cojér, meaning, to fark. As in tools to fark with.
Cajones are bureau drawers.

Knucklepopper: colatf: cajones

CojOnes, from the verb cojér, meaning, to fark. As in tools to fark with.
Cajones are bureau drawers.

Thanks for the tip.

dumbass? I think not retardmitter

"He is a berk. He thinks he is being clever by showing off like this, but we'll have him in soon now," one officer said.

Now he's done it, the cheeky bugger! The jig is up, now that he's updated our file for us!

So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

I have a friend who would appreciate this. About 10 years ago, there was a guy who was breaking into people's houses & crawling into bed with small boys. He didn't molest them--he would just try to sleep in their beds w/them. One homeowner had a CCTV camera & caught a grainy shot of the guy & the picture was run on the front page of all the local papers.

Problem is, w/the graininess, the guy in the pic looked a LOT like my friend. Enough so that he was brought in for a line-up (despite the fact that he had alibis for 3 of the 6 incidents, 2 of them were being away for Guard duty).

I don't know if they ever caught the guy, but my friend was cleared. But he sure got REALLY weird looks for weeks after that picture ran in the paper.

/I know, I know--cool story, bro.

dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

Githerax: dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

*checks profile*

Maybe 30's.

Githerax: Githerax: dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

*checks profile*

Maybe 30's.

Do you really grow out of liking fun? Go ahead and bury me at 29 then.

dlewis6: Githerax: Githerax: dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

*checks profile*

Maybe 30's.

Do you really grow out of liking fun? Go ahead and bury me at 29 then.

Yeah, being a burglar is so fun and cool.

JamesLi: dlewis6: Githerax: Githerax: dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

*checks profile*

Maybe 30's.

Do you really grow out of liking fun? Go ahead and bury me at 29 then.

Yeah, being a burglar is so fun and cool.

Lighten up. I wouldn't call him a badass, but it is pretty damn funny.

Either an idiot or a genius.
Who's to say that is really a photo of him?
Why not send in a photo of someone you don't like?
Or why doesn't someone else send in a photo of themselves (untraceably, of course) then sue the newspaper for publishing it as a picture of a wanted felon?

JamesLi: dlewis6: Githerax: Githerax: dlewis6: So am I the only one that thinks he's kind of a badass?

You'll grow out of it when you're in your 20's.

*checks profile*

Maybe 30's.

Do you really grow out of liking fun? Go ahead and bury me at 29 then.

Yeah, being a burglar is so fun and cool.

Oh, it is, let me tell you. It is....

Fun and cool until I blast a load of buckshot into your cranium.

That picture is all kinds of awesome. Not sure the relevance, but who cares?

When all else fails.. try Wales

/twintown

Badass : Criminal sending photo of self in standing in front of a police van

Dumb Ass : Sending the photo in an envelope with his return address

// I doubt he included his return address, but the police must have looked at the postmark and dusted for prints.

They're going to catch him any day now. Any day now!

This Dumbass is well known in my home-town so I'm getting a kick etc...
He really is thick as pig shiat. It wouldn't take long for him to to be found anyway, even without his own efforts.

J-stroy: When all else fails.. try Wales



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