He fixes the cable?

Wow...just wow.

I dont even think Meth could make you that stupid, you could at least tweak all the way there on the bus...

What do I win?

ROFLMAO

It's C right? The answer is always C.

E. Bay?? Is that like E. Coli?

/i bid 5000 quatloos on the happy paramecium with the ball gag

Haven't read the article yet...but was looking the allegedly related stuff in "More" and found NOTHING about TPing, attempting to burn the building down, organizing a mass mooning, peeing in a gas tank, dressing up like Darth Vader and come stomping in with a 'light saber'...
or anything else even remotely FARK-like in its nature.

FAIL, man...FAIL.

oh gawd, that is precious. For some people the learning curve is so steep the slope is undefined.

Throw poop at the judge?

/off to read the thing that it is about

My new alt...

Sammy Tuesday

It's got that je ne sais loser feel to it.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: He fixes the cable?farking win. I like the way you think, favorite.

That's just priceless

The All-Powerful Atheismo: He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, Atheismo.

Stay home and fap?

powhound: oh gawd, that is precious. For some people the learning curve is so steep the slope is undefined.

This.

I did time for kidnapping a midget.
Damn you LoJack.

eekscarykat: powhound: oh gawd, that is precious. For some people the learning curve is so steep the slope is undefined.

This.

cute

Got to give the guy credit for moxie.

E. Bay.

I had to do a double take on that just in case the headline was screwed. Now that I think about it, he should have used Craigslist.

"Linehan said the Range Rover's LoJack system helped him locate the vehicle, which had been stolen from Oakland earlier Tuesday morning.

Authorities say Botchvaroff told officers his car had been impounded, and he had no other way to get to his arraignment."


Cop: "Uh, sir, is that your car?"

Sir: "Well, not really. But you guys impounded my car. How the hell did you expect me to make my court appearance? Jeez. It's give an inch, take a mile with you guys."

Cop: "Stop right there criminal scum!"


"He was booked into Solano County Jail on suspicion of auto theft and possession of stolen property."


They found him in the stolen car. I think we can dispense with the whole 'suspicion of' bit.

Lojack... Get it and get it back!!

HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: The All-Powerful Atheismo: He fixes the cable?farking win. I like the way you think, favorite

Don't be fatuous.

Steal a range rover to show up to court for stealing cars. Way to keep a low profile jamal. he should have jacked a 96 hyundi with bubbly tint, faded paint, running on a doughnut spare or two, and a trash bag back window to drive to the courthouse. The judge would have maybe taken pity on him.

Rumpleforskin: Steal a range rover to show up to court for stealing cars. Way to keep a low profile jamal. he should have jacked a 96 hyundi with bubbly tint, faded paint, running on a doughnut spare or two, and a trash bag back window to drive to the courthouse. The judge would have maybe taken pity on him.

"I stole this and the previous owner sent me a thank-you note."