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didn't read the article...but will take subby's word here.

I toast the dude (assuming it's a dude). Okay, off to read the article...

Best. Job. Evar.

Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

... four times.

Bad: The police choose the prostitutes, and it's not for your pleasure.

/Kidding. Well, it's unspecified.

The $180 was not worth the trip to the free clinic afterwards

I love the spelling suggestions I get for smorgasbord.

smörgåsbord's
smörgåsbords
smörgåsbord
orgasmed
orgasming

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4753736&IDComment=55777224#c557 77224">Naman</a>:</b> <i>Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.</i>

I want to party with you.

Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down. Though, that takes away from the whole high fivedness of getting paid to visit four times.

Kokomo, bokomo...talk about a happy ending.

Nice.

So on the not so good/GREAT scale, where does herpes fall?

Approves.

/Hot like Georgia Lyman

taurusowner: So on the not so good/GREAT scale, where does herpes fall?

What if you already have herpes... huh, didn't think of that, did ya.

picturescrazy: Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down. Though, that takes away from the whole high fivedness of getting paid to visit four times.

Good point, hadn't thought of that.

As a massage therapist, HHP, degree in physical therapy and starting acupuncture school next year, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too.
///pun?

Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.

It was a farking setup!

FTFA:

An appeals court has ruled Pennsylvania State Police botched a prostitution investigation in which troopers gave an informant money to pay for sex four times at a massage parlor, along with a total of $180 for the man's trouble.

Lehigh County Judge Robert L. Steinberg said the man's subsequent visits did not advance the police investigation. He was given $360 total to pay for the services that allegedly involved Chon and another woman, plus the extra $180 for his time.

I dunno. That's a $90 whore. I'm not sure I'd hit that for free.

But then, I could be wrong. I've been to an asian massage parlor, but never been offered a happy ending. If those girls were offering "extra" services, I coulda hit that. But I was there because my shoulder hurt. Bad. Really, I was desperate.

But jeez. Only $90? I always figured a reasonably hittable half-and-half provider would cost more. Maybe the asian massage whores make it up on volume.

Good to know, considering I've dropped more than $360 in a strip club, and still had to go home and rub it out myself.

picturescrazy: Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down. Though, that takes away from the whole high fivedness of getting paid to visit four times.

What's worse is that they'll probably be arrested, charged, and convicted for it, making future employment opportunities sketchy.

Unless they're hot.

Mom?

Kludge: Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.


Read Alucard1191's post again very slowly. Now think about what you just asked.

gorgor: Mom?

Thats exactly what i was thinking.

This story doesn't really seem to have a happy ending.