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Engineer says wind farm site is too windy



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PenguinTheRed
2009-11-06 05:32:58 PM


What a wind turbine in an area too windy for wind turbines might look like

 
oldebayer
2009-11-06 05:42:43 PM


They should just build it on the other side of town from Taco Bell.

 
Dinki
2009-11-06 05:56:35 PM


I'm confused- aren't most of those turbines equipped with variable pitch propellers so they can feather them when the wind gets too strong?

 
Asa Phelps
2009-11-06 06:09:26 PM


I think the point is that the wind has gusts that exceed the maximum force the equipment is designed to withstand.

 
SoothinglyDeranged
2009-11-06 06:55:48 PM


That's not really irony...

 
PPL_Wannabe
2009-11-06 07:20:33 PM


Dinki: I'm confused- aren't most of those turbines equipped with variable pitch propellers so they can feather them when the wind gets too strong?

Yes. But when you feather the blades, the turbines aren't producing power. Doesn't make sense putting a wind farm in a place where they would be useless most of the time.

 
Marcus Aurelius
2009-11-06 08:46:52 PM


They don't call the USA the "Saudi Arabia of Wind Power" for nothing, even if Glenn Beck is laid up in the hospital.

 
Swiftslide
2009-11-06 09:30:39 PM


This sounds like one of those namby-pamby Republican excuses to do nothing about global warming

 
SeamusFerrell
2009-11-06 09:34:33 PM


What are the bearings made of?

 
fernanernie
2009-11-06 09:34:40 PM


Dinki
I'm confused- aren't most of those turbines equipped with variable pitch propellers so they can feather them when the wind gets too strong?

Some are geared to keep from spinning too fast, is also helps that they will lock (from spinning) in higher winds to keep from failing.

 
Cheops
2009-11-06 09:38:59 PM


Dinki: I'm confused- aren't most of those turbines equipped with variable pitch propellers so they can feather them when the wind gets too strong?

Perhaps the wind sometimes gets too strong for even those measures to be effective?

 
austerity101
2009-11-06 09:45:53 PM


SoothinglyDeranged: That's not really irony...

Yes, it is. It's ironic that the type of weather that makes the site attractive to wind-turbine builders is the same type that will prevent them from building there.

 
GranoblasticMan
2009-11-06 09:49:08 PM


SoothinglyDeranged: That's not really irony...

It's a hell of a lot closer than some headlines with the img1.fark.net tag, heh.

 
pheelix
2009-11-06 09:50:37 PM


If this guy can build a windmill in Malawi out of broken bicycles and bamboo, some engineers need to get their asses fired.
whiteafrican.com
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UsikFark
2009-11-06 09:54:31 PM


i629.photobucket.com

windmills?

 
Ambitwistor
2009-11-06 10:01:15 PM


PenguinTheRed:

That video deserves a

rhizome.org

 
DimensionalPunk
2009-11-06 10:01:56 PM


PenguinTheRed: What a wind turbine in an area too windy for wind turbines might look like

That reminded me of Contact.

 
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2009-11-06 10:05:42 PM


I knew a guy who had two wind turbines on his farm, but there wasn't enough wind for two, so he took one down.

 
UsikFark
2009-11-06 10:10:32 PM


UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I knew a guy who had two wind turbines on his farm, but there wasn't enough wind for two, so he took one down.

If you don't connect them in parallel all the wind looses volts.

 
Ask
2009-11-06 10:11:37 PM


Marcus Aurelius: They don't call the USA the "Saudi Arabia of Wind Power" for nothing, even if Glenn Beck is laid up in the hospital.

I have never heard it be called that. Is this something new or am I terribly out of the loop?

 
humanshrapnel
2009-11-06 10:20:00 PM


SeamusFerrell: What are the bearings made of?

Balls

 
Honest Bender
2009-11-06 10:21:23 PM


Asa Phelps: I think the point is that the wind has gusts that exceed the maximum force the equipment is designed to withstand.

That makes sense. But my next question to the engineers would be: why can't you design one can withstand those gusts?

 
UsikFark
2009-11-06 10:24:25 PM


Honest Bender: Asa Phelps: I think the point is that the wind has gusts that exceed the maximum force the equipment is designed to withstand.

That makes sense. But my next question to the engineers would be: why can't you design one can withstand those gusts?


Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.

 
nicksteel
2009-11-06 10:25:56 PM


Honest Bender: Asa Phelps: I think the point is that the wind has gusts that exceed the maximum force the equipment is designed to withstand.

That makes sense. But my next question to the engineers would be: why can't you design one can withstand those gusts?


centrifugal force is a biatch! High winds tear the windmills apart and it appears we do not have the technology to deal with it.

 
loonatic112358
2009-11-06 10:35:35 PM


so why are they doing prop style horizontal windmills and not vertical windmills

 
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