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(NYPost) Sad Groom on honeymoon jumps from hotel window and dies. Whew That was a close one   (nypost.com) divider line 134
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MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:24:26 PM  
The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:25:36 PM  
MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf


I had the lasagna.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:29:29 PM  
Canned salmon strikes again

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:33:54 PM  
It really WAS a trap.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:34:38 PM  
I lolled.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:38:29 PM  
A police source described Borger as "emotionally disturbed."

Gosh, ya think?

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:43:36 PM  
This is what happens when you don't "try before you buy."

 
Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:45:54 PM  
penis goes where?

Where??

NO NO NOT THERE AIIIEEEEEE

 
ITIL Prince [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 05:57:30 PM  
FTA: "She's a nice, sweetsingle girl," a friend said of the bride. "They haveShe has money, so that waisn't a problem."

FTFY

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

 
BadReligion [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 06:43:13 PM  
ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.


And thats extra scary, to me...

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 08:29:30 PM  
ToxicMunkee: A police source described Borger as "emotionally disturbed."

Gosh, ya think?


Guess he's less a Borger now and more a loose meat sandwich.

 
ITIL Prince [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 08:38:52 PM  
BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...


Looks like he had his highlights crushed. And his face, but that was later.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 08:45:11 PM  
He was really let down hard.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 08:56:39 PM  
How'd "she" hide her penis from him until the wedding night?

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 09:52:30 PM  
Were there judges holding signs up at the bottom?

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:10:14 AM  
Resistance is futiler.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:12:21 AM  
AdolfOliverPanties: How'd "she" hide her penis from him until the wedding night?

It happens. Ask this guy...

www.ugo.com

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:18:19 AM  
Eggsellent. I would expect nothing less.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-07 12:18:52 AM  
Sooner or later, inevitable result.

 
Stickdeath 2009-11-07 12:19:20 AM  
Was there pool near by? Nothing beats diving into a pool from 7 stories up.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-07 12:22:01 AM  
BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...


MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE
images.tribe.net

 
BalugaJoe 2009-11-07 12:22:12 AM  
M. Night Shamalan?

 
whatshisname 2009-11-07 12:22:30 AM  
Who the hell boils salmon?
Was he British?

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-07 12:23:24 AM  
Women have post-partum depression and a hundred other excuses diseases, about time they studied mens's excuses conditions, post-marriage-OHMYGODWHATTFHAVEIDONE!! illness for one.

 
Daobaz 2009-11-07 12:24:05 AM  
It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-07 12:27:42 AM  
Daobaz: It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married.

You weren't there for their honeymoon.

Realm of possibility.

 
Antilope 2009-11-07 12:28:12 AM  
3 more weddings then they can have the funeral.

 
TrixieDelite 2009-11-07 12:30:11 AM  
It's jump the BROOM, moran.

 
reillan 2009-11-07 12:30:20 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

I had the lasagna.


Surely you can't be serious.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:30:32 AM  
Daobaz: It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married.

I'd say it was pretty conclusive.

 
Epiphany 2009-11-07 12:30:49 AM  
I'm guessing she was like "now that we're married I have something to tell you, I farked *insert name here*" and then he jumped to his death because of the embarrassment. Or maybe, it was about money.

I like how the article said a friend of the bride couldn't believe there was any marital strife. She must've known the bride was farking up.

 
Mogani 2009-11-07 12:31:37 AM  
"It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married."

would it have helped him at all if they had this at the bottom?

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-11-07 12:32:14 AM  
blog.ivman.com

 
TrixieDelite 2009-11-07 12:32:46 AM  
I can't get beyond the boiled salmon. He's lucky she didn't push him out over that clusterfark of a meal.

 
BeSerious 2009-11-07 12:33:04 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE


Mitch!!

 
Daobaz 2009-11-07 12:33:12 AM  
Marriage is like flying to new heights. He shouldn't of let depressing thoughts drag him down.

 
coffee fiend 2009-11-07 12:34:06 AM  
reillan: Uchiha_Cycliste: MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

I had the lasagna.

Surely you can't be serious.


OK, I'll go there...
Yes I am. And don't call me Shirley.

 
rprygro 2009-11-07 12:34:36 AM  
I can think of little less appetizing than boiled salmon loaf.

 
GungFu 2009-11-07 12:34:45 AM  
"Honey, my special purpose feels funny. There's something wrong...wee is coming out but it's all white and sticky"

 
ITIL Prince [TotalFark] 2009-11-07 12:34:56 AM  
BeSerious: The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

Mitch!!


Mitch references are a win any day. That farker was just trying to tell some jokes, you know?

 
TrixieDelite 2009-11-07 12:36:05 AM  
BeSerious: The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

Mitch!!


www.kennedystuff.com

Mitch!!

 
IamAwake 2009-11-07 12:38:23 AM  
this chick now has more baggage than the normal girl would.

 
TrixieDelite 2009-11-07 12:38:54 AM  
MOTTY BORGER: Tragedy in Brooklyn.

A bigger tragedy is that they couldn't find a better shot of him on his wedding day. That's a bloody awful photo.

 
Daobaz 2009-11-07 12:40:02 AM  
Marriage does not proceed with leaps and bounds. One has to take slow steps forward so that things fall into place on their own.

 
mloree 2009-11-07 12:40:51 AM  
meh. good for him. Way to save yourself the aggravation of listening to the same old bullshiat day in day out for the rest of your miserable existence.

 
Daobaz 2009-11-07 12:42:11 AM  
I suppose this is what happens when you have you wedding in Fall.

 
dangag 2009-11-07 12:42:16 AM  
FTA: "Detectives were poring over security video, including a clip that shows an agitated hopping mad Borger in an elevator with his wife."

 
TrixieDelite 2009-11-07 12:42:21 AM  
stuffy: nice pic by the way

He appears to be blind; may have been heading to the john. That first step is a dooooozy...

 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At 2009-11-07 12:42:56 AM  
After he banged the bride he said to himself "Was that it"?
So he jumped.... what is not to understand?
Lucky guy!

 
StokeyBob 2009-11-07 12:44:06 AM  
Sleep walking ?

 
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