The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

I had the lasagna.

Canned salmon strikes again

It really WAS a trap.

I lolled.

A police source described Borger as "emotionally disturbed."

Gosh, ya think?

This is what happens when you don't "try before you buy."

penis goes where?

Where??

NO NO NOT THERE AIIIEEEEEE

FTA: "She's a nice, sweetsingle girl," a friend said of the bride. "They haveShe has money, so that waisn't a problem."

FTFY

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

ToxicMunkee: A police source described Borger as "emotionally disturbed."

Gosh, ya think?

Guess he's less a Borger now and more a loose meat sandwich.

BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

Looks like he had his highlights crushed. And his face, but that was later.

He was really let down hard.

How'd "she" hide her penis from him until the wedding night?

Were there judges holding signs up at the bottom?

Resistance is futiler.

AdolfOliverPanties: How'd "she" hide her penis from him until the wedding night?

It happens. Ask this guy...

Eggsellent. I would expect nothing less.

Sooner or later, inevitable result.

Was there pool near by? Nothing beats diving into a pool from 7 stories up.

BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

M. Night Shamalan?

Who the hell boils salmon?
Was he British?

Women have post-partum depression and a hundred other excuses diseases, about time they studied mens's excuses conditions, post-marriage-OHMYGODWHATTFHAVEIDONE!! illness for one.

It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married.