What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

h2ogate: What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

He's only a little Amish

Please come back to me Baby! XOXOXOXO

Hey, lay off Verne Troyer.
His babysitter left him in a box under a bed for five days, so he's bound to be a little cranky.

Well someone's an attention whore.

This issue dwarfs the issue he has with midget porn, but I don't want to sell this problem short.

I can't blame him for being angry...he's still recovering after his injury from playing ping-pong.

/He got too excited and ran off the table.

Verne Troyer is walking down the street, and a hot blond is walking towards him.

Verne: What do you say to a little fark?

Blonde: "Hello", you little fark!

Good luck getting that out of your brain.

Know what ah mean, Verne?

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

You...bastard.

Is Verne Troyer gonna hafta choke a biatch?

Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne. It would be like getting attacked by a wiener dog.

Craptastic: Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne.


Maybe he's like Chucky....a lot of fight in a small package.

Pic of x

Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages

I was gonna go all Grammar Nazi on subby, but then

If only there was some effective means of defending yourself from a person of inferior stature, ideally to put yourself in a position where you could still retaliate but they cannot. I guess a restraining order is best after all.

Kanemano: Pic of x

Got-Dayum! He must have received a pretty good chunk of change for his porn settlement.

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

Well there's always the audio if you can't bring yourself to watch that tape.

Kanemano: Pic of x

Man, I'd be pissed at losing that, too!

Approves.

There is potential for "FAIL" on a grand scale.

Who run text-threat town? Who...run...text-threat town?

...you know who.

Say.

Verne Troyer.

Say loud!

Verne Troyer!

The poor little guy just wants her to touch his penis still. She needs to give him a break.

Restraining order? Should be easy to get that tossed.

/just like him