What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

h2ogate: What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

He's only a little Amish

Please come back to me Baby! XOXOXOXO

Hey, lay off Verne Troyer.
His babysitter left him in a box under a bed for five days, so he's bound to be a little cranky.

Well someone's an attention whore.

This issue dwarfs the issue he has with midget porn, but I don't want to sell this problem short.

I can't blame him for being angry...he's still recovering after his injury from playing ping-pong.

/He got too excited and ran off the table.

Verne Troyer is walking down the street, and a hot blond is walking towards him.

Verne: What do you say to a little fark?

Blonde: "Hello", you little fark!

Good luck getting that out of your brain.

Know what ah mean, Verne?

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

You...bastard.

Is Verne Troyer gonna hafta choke a biatch?

Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne. It would be like getting attacked by a wiener dog.

Craptastic: Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne.


Maybe he's like Chucky....a lot of fight in a small package.

Pic of x

Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages

I was gonna go all Grammar Nazi on subby, but then

If only there was some effective means of defending yourself from a person of inferior stature, ideally to put yourself in a position where you could still retaliate but they cannot. I guess a restraining order is best after all.

Kanemano: Pic of x

Got-Dayum! He must have received a pretty good chunk of change for his porn settlement.

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

Well there's always the audio if you can't bring yourself to watch that tape.

Kanemano: Pic of x

Man, I'd be pissed at losing that, too!

Approves.

There is potential for "FAIL" on a grand scale.

Who run text-threat town? Who...run...text-threat town?

...you know who.

Say.

Verne Troyer.

Say loud!

Verne Troyer!

The poor little guy just wants her to touch his penis still. She needs to give him a break.

Restraining order? Should be easy to get that tossed.

/just like him

I heard he joined the KKK and got short-sheeted.

/rimshot

WAIT. That thing was dating a model?

Gross.

Hey, listen, I like Verne Troyer jokes as much as the next guy.

For now, though... could we not belittle him?

/ducks

I heard he has a 12 inch penis.

/penis!

Jesus lady, just kick him to the curb. Literally.

Greta_VanHouten
Jesus lady, just kick him to the curb. Literally.

Now that was funny.

Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

CaptSacto: I heard he joined the KKK and got short-sheeted.

/rimshot

That is slander. He only needed to put a belt on a pillow case.

runningscared

omg. I hate your face.

/laughed 'n cringed
//"you can't stop"

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

Ummmm.... OK.

Is restraining a 2-foot tall man so hard that you need an Order to do it?

How mini is too mini?

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

What a strange fetish some people have imagining what it's like being fisted by a midget.

Ok.
I can't believe I'm going to ask this. {{ahem}}



where can I view his porno?

LintLicker: where can I view his porno?

I heard it was on YouTube becuase his dick is so small you can't see it, making it a PG video.

RabidCanary: What a strange fetish some people have imagining what it's like being fisted by a midget.

What a strange fetish some people have imagining what it's like to have never been fisted by a midget.

LintLicker: Ok.
I can't believe I'm going to ask this. {{ahem}}



where can I view his porno?

a few edited yet disturbing portions of it are on Youtube (pops)

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

Maybe the package is normal-sized....

dead_dangler: I heard he has is a 12 inch penis.

/penis!

FTFY

ultraholland: edited yet disturbing

I watched that for the pop-up infos.

However: Damn you.

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

Being somewhat well-known and obnoxious towards women will get you quality companionship even if you're an incontinent sociopathic tree-man with the IQ of a jar of rancid peanut butter.

/especially, even.

obligatory mr. tusks

Who hasn't done that?

Wait. Someone is knocking at the door.

What? Another restraining order? Damn! Doesn't anyone believe in true love anymore?