His foot touched the ground.
Doesn't count
Better luck next time

I took a 2 lb dump.

This afternoon I did 89 feet. That's right, b*tches, I walked 89 feet to get some pork rinds.

I taunted the dynamite monkey.

I went full retard.

i didn't put myself in imminent mortal peril. i feel pretty good about that.

I didn't do anything as mindbogglingly stupid as try to do an 88ft front flip on a motorcycle. And I bought a house.

PenguinTheRed: I didn't do anything as mindbogglingly stupid as try to do an 88ft front flip on a motorcycle. And I bought a house.

home was built in a day?

PenguinTheRed: I didn't do anything as mindbogglingly stupid as try to do an 88ft front flip on a motorcycle.

Surfed internet porn at work.

mostly i just sat around monitoring employee web activity and reported ne2d to human resources.

I went to the dingle doctor.

Prepared a couple of tax returns, got thomps report from HR, then fired ne2d

JC

beerrun: I went full retard.

You fool! Never go full retard, never!

beerrun: I took a 2 lb dump.

You have me beat by a good half pound.

What does he win?

Just the way he reacts at the end is so douchey, throwing his bike on the ground, not addressing the people around him, throwing his helmet on the ground. Wow. Congrats big fella.

I donated money to a children's charity.

I went to work, I have a job
/off lawn

Did an easy quick job for more money that it is worth.

Surfed for porn.

Walked the dog in the rain. Watched the river swell.

Turned last night's chicken into a chicken salad for lunch.

More porn.

Landed an 88 foot front flip on my motorcycle

Smoked some pot.

Watched last night's Daily Show on the TiVo.

I think my day is pretty good, thanks. I'm not feeling like the lack of death-defying in my day is a negative thing.

Got call manager to dump email into a domino mailfile.

My life sucks.

I landed an 89 ft front flip. Now what, m.f.'er?!?!

*fap*

Woke up this morning and played some Dragon Age.

Did the dishes and a load of laundry.

Rode my bike to work.

Wrote some code, fixed some bugs.

After work will go hang out with a buddy and see his band perform live.

Get drunk at said show.

Seems pretty good to me!

subby's mom

Paris? really?

I failed to be impressed by this video.

You asked.

Farked the neighbor lady.

I'll give him props. That's better than I could do. Way better than I could do.

Barry McCackiner: Just the way he reacts at the end is so douchey, throwing his bike on the ground, not addressing the people around him, throwing his helmet on the ground. Wow. Congrats big fella.

This. The douche walk at the end negates all accumulated coolness. And since he's named "Paris," accumulating any coolness to begin with was an uphill battle.

Have 5 daiquiris.



/shouldn't be obscure

I sat on my ass all day and ate peanut butter right out of the jar.

Corrupted_Monk: What does he win?

A spot on the next episode of Nitro Circus...

tagjim: Not name my son Paris?

You realize Paris is originally a guy's name right?

WhyteRaven74: tagjim: Not name my son Paris?

You realize Paris is originally a guy's name right?

yeah but he was a biatch even in homeric (homerian?) times.

StormDawg: Barry McCackiner: Just the way he reacts at the end is so douchey, throwing his bike on the ground, not addressing the people around him, throwing his helmet on the ground. Wow. Congrats big fella.

This. The douche walk at the end negates all accumulated coolness. And since he's named "Paris," accumulating any coolness to begin with was an uphill battle.

I watched one of the related videos and it has an "interview" with him standing in front of the camera shirtless bragging about how most professional guys have been riding bikes their whole lives but he only started when he was 19. He then said that he used to be a skateboarder but he constantly broke his ride so he wanted to get into a sport where his bones would break before his ride.

Super. Cool. Dude.

thomps: yeah but he was a biatch even in homeric (homerian?) times.

true he was, and it's homeric

/4 years of Latin in high school, comes in handy about twice a year ;)

I farked the dog for about 5 of my 8 hours at work today.

GonzoNihilist: I farked the dog for about 5 of my 8 hours at work today.

i hope they docked you 3 hours pay.

WhyteRaven74: tagjim: Not name my son Paris?

You realize Paris is originally a guy's name right?

So are Keith, Todd and Robin.

I stayed up till 5am playing Dragon Age, slept till 10:30, went to work and drank coffee while playing with Google Wave. I think the only thing productive I did today was pay my Airgas bill.

/small business owner
//would be successful if I wasn't so lazy

The best is him yelling "its miller time boys" right before the sound cuts. Douche...

Cytokine Storm: I stayed up till 5am playing Dragon Age, slept till 10:30, went to work and drank coffee while playing with Google Wave. I think the only thing productive I did today was pay my Airgas bill.

/small business owner
//would be successful if I wasn't so lazy

Heh. Moved to Vantucky myself! What part are you in?

I ridiculed America's kakistocracy for the umpteenth time.

Pointed out thats a dirtbike not a motorcycle..

Cytokine Storm: I stayed up till 5am playing Dragon Age, slept till 10:30, went to work and drank coffee while playing with Google Wave. I think the only thing productive I did today was pay my Airgas bill.

/small business owner
//would be successful if I wasn't so lazy

If you've got a spare invite lying around, let me know...just got GVoice a couple weeks ago, just waiting on Wave.

Google Wave invite thread?

(I have a GVoice invite....)

Oh yeah, saw my surgeon, I'm doing real well post surgery, but you should've heard his day starting with a 100 mile commute then a heart procedure on a kid, then a heart cath, then got his car fixed, then saw me, ....

I studied for tomorrow's Physics GRE, which evidently is the Darth Vader of standardized testing.

Clearly, I need more Scotch.

I pictured Rosie O'Donnell naked.