Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.
I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.
I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.
No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.
packrabid04:No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.
All of our comments on these unattainable-for-a-farker women are pointless.
I'd penis either one, but I prefer Katy. She seems way less uptight too, which was my point. Saw Zooey on some Food channel show where the chefs cooked for her and her entourage. Not only is she vegan, but she is allergic to glutens and doesn't do soy. Might as well bring her a bowl of steam.
Katy seems like the type you could screw and then go get a hot dog and a beer with.
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
Considering I am happily married and content to simply admire these young ladies from afar, that is not an issue, so all things being equal: Zooey > Katy.
her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.
she has smaller tits Don't care.
she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.
Advantage...Zooey.
After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"
"I can't eat anything there!" she says.
...and at that moment, you realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns.
albo
2009-11-06 01:41:28 PM
packrabid04
2009-11-06 01:47:58 PM
Seconded!
dj_bigbird
2009-11-06 01:48:01 PM
oldfarthenry
2009-11-06 01:48:39 PM
Delicate features and a normal shaped head.
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?
bingethinker
2009-11-06 01:51:17 PM
Who was looking at her skull anyway?
mitchcumstein1
2009-11-06 02:15:47 PM
Who was looking at her skull anyway?
She has a skull?
CitizenTed
2009-11-06 02:17:12 PM
hazeleyedwolff
2009-11-06 02:20:13 PM
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?
I saw this pic and thought "man, Katy Perry looks stoned there."
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-06 02:35:28 PM
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
packrabid04
2009-11-06 02:40:15 PM
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.
albo
2009-11-06 02:56:57 PM
i could hear that snap where i am
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-06 03:04:46 PM
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.
I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.
packrabid04
2009-11-06 03:07:00 PM
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.
I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.
No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.
schattenteufel
2009-11-06 03:07:26 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-06 03:18:09 PM
All of our comments on these unattainable-for-a-farker women are pointless.
I'd penis either one, but I prefer Katy. She seems way less uptight too, which was my point. Saw Zooey on some Food channel show where the chefs cooked for her and her entourage. Not only is she vegan, but she is allergic to glutens and doesn't do soy. Might as well bring her a bowl of steam.
Katy seems like the type you could screw and then go get a hot dog and a beer with.
Rain-Monkey
2009-11-06 04:54:57 PM
Came here to say this, left satisfied.
Oh, and SHAKIRA lights up the night.
Nabb1
2009-11-06 05:35:41 PM
Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.
Higher maintenance.
Considering I am happily married and content to simply admire these young ladies from afar, that is not an issue, so all things being equal: Zooey > Katy.
Mugato
2009-11-06 05:50:51 PM
Zooey is cute Yes.
her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.
she has smaller tits Don't care.
she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.
Advantage...Zooey.
in a landscape
2009-11-06 06:06:27 PM
Thirdeded.
Zooey's music also good, unlike Perry's. fark you subby.
Treygreen13
2009-11-06 06:08:38 PM
Zooey is cute Yes.
her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.
she has smaller tits Don't care.
she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.
Advantage...Zooey.
After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"
"I can't eat anything there!" she says.
...and at that moment, you realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns.
That is hell, my friend.
CMP
2009-11-06 06:09:47 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole
2009-11-06 06:11:58 PM
Treygreen13
2009-11-06 06:12:18 PM
Ok, seriously, they're just farking with us now.
Quasar
2009-11-06 06:13:30 PM
I see we're all done here.
Mr. Chainsaw
2009-11-06 06:21:19 PM
/Not saying Katy Perry isn't hot, but Zooey's on a whole other level.