katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Seconded!

This is relevant to my interests.

Delicate features and a normal shaped head.
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

Who was looking at her skull anyway?

bingethinker: How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

Who was looking at her skull anyway?

She has a skull?

Zooey makes me gooey.

oldfarthenry: Delicate features and a normal shaped head.
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

I saw this pic and thought "man, Katy Perry looks stoned there."

Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

packrabid04: I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them

i could hear that snap where i am

packrabid04: AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.

AdolfOliverPanties: packrabid04: AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.

No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.

Katy, Zooey... I'd hit 'em both

packrabid04: No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.

All of our comments on these unattainable-for-a-farker women are pointless.

I'd penis either one, but I prefer Katy. She seems way less uptight too, which was my point. Saw Zooey on some Food channel show where the chefs cooked for her and her entourage. Not only is she vegan, but she is allergic to glutens and doesn't do soy. Might as well bring her a bowl of steam.

Katy seems like the type you could screw and then go get a hot dog and a beer with.

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Came here to say this, left satisfied.

Oh, and SHAKIRA lights up the night.

AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

Considering I am happily married and content to simply admire these young ladies from afar, that is not an issue, so all things being equal: Zooey > Katy.

AdolfOliverPanties:

Zooey is cute Yes.

her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.

she has smaller tits Don't care.

she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.

Advantage...Zooey.

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Thirdeded.

Zooey's music also good, unlike Perry's. fark you subby.

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties:

Zooey is cute Yes.

her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.

she has smaller tits Don't care.

she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.

Advantage...Zooey.

After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"

"I can't eat anything there!" she says.

...and at that moment, you realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns.

That is hell, my friend.

WTF? Katy Perry has some sort of rear cameltoe on her soccer-bustier outfit.

Katy is way hotter. Sorry fanboys, you fail.

FTA: Best World Stage Performance: Linkin Park

Ok, seriously, they're just farking with us now.

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

I see we're all done here.

Goddamn you subby. I clicked on that link so fast I think I sprained something.
/Not saying Katy Perry isn't hot, but Zooey's on a whole other level.

DIAF, subby.

Tyrone Slothrop: DIAF, subby.

Seconded.

Zooey is hotter and sings better too. If you have not listened to the She and Him album you should give it a try.

Treygreen13: After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"

"I can't eat anything there!" she says.

...and at that moment, you realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns say "see you in a bit" and go.

FTFY
/Zooey > Katy

You guys argue who's hotter, while I happily provide the meat for a Zooey/Kate sandwich.

johnbc5: Zooey is hotter and sings better too. If you have not listened to the She and Him album you should give it a try.

I did. It's terrible. I expected more than knock-off 50's girl group songs from the talents of Ward and Zooey. So disappointing

Somebody should upload Zooey pic next to Katey pics just for scientific purposes. Though I still think Zooey is the more awesome twin.

johnbc5: Zooey is hotter and sings better too. If you have not listened to the She and Him album you should give it a try.

I agree, but I hate the cotton commercial she sings on. Not everything should be done in her style, sometimes her voice should play along with the song. Never get tired of her voice.

caknuck: Tyrone Slothrop: DIAF, subby.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Don't get me wrong, Katy Perry was pretty bonerific in a lot of those pics, but Zooey...ah, Zooey.

WHERE ARE THE DAMN PICTURES?

doing my part:

Came for pics of Zooey. Left dissatisfied.

/Farkers, you disappoint me

I take back everything I said. Thanks, NYRBill!

Ruk: I take back everything I said. Thanks, NYRBill!


bonus material....

A little better look at Katy Perry's semi-sheer corset. Everything but the nipples. http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry/katy-perrys-big-boob-a djustment-005092Link (new window) probably NSFW

Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

Goddamn. (new window)

Damnit, Fark keeps adding spaces. Remove the spaces after boob

Probably NSFW

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry/katy-perrys-big-boob- a djustment-005092

Thank you Zombie Hitler. Wouldn't post for me

I wouldn't mind a sequel to The Happening starring Katy Perry.

Bring it on.

Emily Deschanel nude:

OtherLittleGuy: Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

+1 Internets for you, my friend.

/ I agree.

They're both lovely.

OtherLittleGuy: Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

What a backhanded compliment.

Katy Perry is a butterface. I'll get you for this, subby.