Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.

Was a two page list really necessary?

Superevil: Was a two page list really necessary?

It was if you consider the ad revenue.

Also, I wasn't too shocked by anything on that list. So boiled insects make red food coloring? Cool, whatever. As long as it's not toxic they could make it from dog placenta for all I care.

How can a beaver have anal glands?!

Snarfangel: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.

I prefer spring surprise!

Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Beavers' anal glands. Get 'em while they're hot.

BearToy: Anthrax Ripple!

Cockroach Cluster!

UberDave: How can a beaver have anal glands?!

Yeah, it was a shocker to me as well.

BEAVERS!

ANAL!

what's not to like?!

/dnrtfa

Anal gland?
Damn near killed im.

This list looks rather tame to me.

You should see what they put into cigarettes.

Sick? What are you talking about? That's the best part.

chimpanzee acne

and of course, moosebumps

I prefer the chuckle.

I like the myth surrounding the discovery of cheese. A guy has some milk on a warm day in a container made from a cow's stomach.

It comes out all as not milk, but tastes good (think crème fraîche) and more importantly doesn't kill him or make him sick.

//Probably pretty close to the truth.

Source of salicylic acid from munching on willow bark.

/reading a history that mentioned castoreum. Happy living in an age where we have aspirin in convenient tablet form.

I love how some of them are the "the same chemicals found in" stuff. Or it's "chemical extracted" from something. Like the bread thing, you're not eating hair, your eating a chemical that's found in hair and that's the easiest thing to extract it from.

OK. Where do they get the beavers from? Is there some sort of beaver farm (in Canada, I would guess) that raises cute flat-tailed furry animals just for their prized anal glands? Who had that idea? "Heck, Earl! Them beaver asses are like furry black gold! All we need is a pond and a dream!"

Hell I'd try any of those, of course I would have to be really drunk. Plus There's always the vomit option if I don't like it.

Sybarite: Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Beavers' anal glands. Get 'em while they're hot.

When did they discontinue wolf nipple chips?

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Beaver's asshole digg'd i' the dark.

Disregard my last comment. I'm trashed, done commenting for the night. Don't want to make myself any more derpy than I already am.

tillerman35: OK. Where do they get the beavers from? Is there some sort of beaver farm (in Canada, I would guess) that raises cute flat-tailed furry animals just for their prized anal glands? Who had that idea? "Heck, Earl! Them beaver asses are like furry black gold! All we need is a pond and a dream!"

Probably get the glands from when the animals are skinned for fur.

Waste not, want not.

you mean those aren't raspberry seeds that get caught in my teeth?