D'ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
D'ya wanna be in my gang? Oh Yeah!
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang I am!
I'm the leader, I'm the leader!
I'm the cat who put the blow in hole!
I can take you feeding on krill, ooooh what a thrill!

summon the yakuza?

/or any large group of japanese?

I figured that the Sharks were the more dangerous gang.

/snaps

They're doing it on porpoise.

"Humans rule! Dolphins can SUCK IT!"

The japanese seem to have this problem in hand. Simply eat the gangs of dolphins.

FAHKA YOO DORRPHIIIIIN

isn't that a dolphins main porpoise in life?

GIS for "ghetto dolphin" came up with this wtf for me.

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FTFA: The video shows a group of male dolphins using several techniques to assault a porpoise as it tries to get away. The dolphins corral the porpoise, ram it with their beaks, scrape or rake it with their teeth and drown the porpoise by jumping on top of it. The dolphins then bring the carcass up to the Okeanis researchers, watch them bring it on board and then swim away.

So... they off the porpoise, then they bring it to the researchers?!

That sounds to me more like a warning not to fall in the water...

"Hey. You in our turf, boys. This is what happens when you get in our turf."

/loves dolphins, but would not go swimming with that bunch

I blame America and its hateful culture.

johnsoninca: RIP Lenny Leonard
First victim of dolphin gang violence

Came for Snorky - leaving sad.

what would the dolphins think & act like if we put some gang unit cops out there with tasers?
if they obey then they can get rewards, like tattoos.

Are humans smart enough to convey the idea of tattoos & sell it to the alien gangstas?

are they killing another race to appease the alien mouth breathers or are they just trolling?

I'm pretty sure the"evil" scale goes something like this:

Humans > Chimps > or = Dolphins

/ probably a correlation to intelligence here.
// depressing thought...

It's the Dolphins first step in their quest to take over the world.

Five Tails of Fury: FTFA: The video shows a group of male dolphins using several techniques to assault a porpoise as it tries to get away. The dolphins corral the porpoise, ram it with their beaks, scrape or rake it with their teeth and drown the porpoise by jumping on top of it. The dolphins then bring the carcass up to the Okeanis researchers, watch them bring it on board and then swim away.

So... they off the porpoise, then they bring it to the researchers?!

That sounds to me more like a warning not to fall in the water...

"Hey. You in our turf, boys. This is what happens when you get in our turf."

/loves dolphins, but would not go swimming with that bunch

I noticed that too. I wonder if these dolphins have noticed that the researchers just seem to love the dead porpoises. They always pay attention to them and take them away for study. Maybe it was a present. A horribly gruesome present.

Pretty sad that any mildly intelligent animal is a murderous dick

Wuphon's Dream: Pretty sad that any mildly intelligent animal is a murderous dick

If you can't fark it, kill it.

PETA is all up in arms! They're scheduling protests, a targeted leaflet campaign and... oh wait! Other animals killing animals is cool.

Five Tails of Fury: So... they off the porpoise, then they bring it to the researchers?!


It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes air breathers.

They're trying to get the Japanese to eat dolphin instead of porpoise.

"Just try it. It's much tastier..."

Wuphon's Dream: Pretty sad that any mildly intelligent animal is a murderous dick

Why is it sad? Certainly, it doesn't jive with the values of human society, but it's the way things are. It's like saying, "Pretty sad that gravity obeys the inverse square law."

Maybe they don't like being monitored and it's a warning?