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(ABC Action News) NewsFlash Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 929
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deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:46:53 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up not getting shot.

 
monsignorguru 2009-11-06 12:55:36 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong day to travel to Florida.

 
sparky1013 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:55:36 PM  
wtf?

 
IKanHazaBukkit 2009-11-06 12:55:36 PM  
The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:55:52 PM  
Must be something going around.

 
w00ty 2009-11-06 12:55:56 PM  
funny, CNN's website doesn't consider this a front page story.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-11-06 12:56:11 PM  
In before the inevitable Gun Law Flame War.

 
vudukungfu 2009-11-06 12:56:11 PM  
cue the "aw jeeze" guy.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:56:19 PM  
This one? really? ok, whatever.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:56:24 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: Must be something going around.


Full moon?

 
itsdrew 2009-11-06 12:56:27 PM  
Maybe we can just copy/paste yesterday's thread here and save ourselves the trouble of typing out the same bullshiat.

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-06 12:56:41 PM  
Attention whore much Florida?

 
Nogale 2009-11-06 12:56:52 PM  
And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

 
BlorfMaster 2009-11-06 12:56:52 PM  
People need to stop shooting people.

 
KhamanV 2009-11-06 12:56:54 PM  
God damn it, and I have no beer left.

/can only deal with batshiat crazy when there's beer

 
jonnyh 2009-11-06 12:57:01 PM  
But today was my day for a killing spree!

//so unfair

 
Ms.Maus 2009-11-06 12:57:11 PM  
just saw this on the tv in the cafeteria while picking up some lunch -- at first i thought they were rehashing yesterday. then i was all :|

 
JimmySlicings 2009-11-06 12:57:12 PM  
I think I should looking into getting a CCW now.........

 
Contrabulous Flabtraption 2009-11-06 12:57:18 PM  
IKanHazaBukkit: The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

Which ever has more muslims.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:18 PM  
well, MSNBC was reporting two possibly dead.

 
timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:23 PM  
I wish the whole South would just secede.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-11-06 12:57:29 PM  
25%? Standards for homicidal rampages are way down.

 
rp. 2009-11-06 12:57:31 PM  
This has to do with health care. Thanks a lot, Obama.

 
hipsellipsis 2009-11-06 12:57:48 PM  
In before the gun grabbers.

 
Devil's Playground [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:48 PM  
OMG! IT'S THE MUSLIMS!

Just to get the ball rolling..

 
toddalmighty [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:52 PM  
Fox is reporting that shooter is a Mooslim

okay not really

 
supermegadestructobot 2009-11-06 12:57:58 PM  
Insurance office?

/aisle seat please

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-11-06 12:57:58 PM  
Fast work there Lou, I was scrambling as fast as I could and still got beat.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:02 PM  
Goddammit! I can't get through to any of the people I know who work in that area...

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:03 PM  
My headline was gonna say something like only 16000000 to go.

 
trav-o 2009-11-06 12:58:07 PM  
looks like I picked the wrong day to go west on I4. Nevermind...every day sucks on I4

 
Icanhazcrack 2009-11-06 12:58:13 PM  
lots of crazy people + more guns that the US military + people loosing their jobs = bound to happen eventually.

 
Johnny Blue Jeans 2009-11-06 12:58:20 PM  
This is all due to the H1N1 vaccine.

 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:33 PM  
Copy cat, insane person, divorcing couple where the murder/suicide got WAY out of hand, actual terrorist, I guess Friday afternoon will be spent listening to the media go bat shiat insane yet again with speculations...

/Interesting times indeed.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:41 PM  
so i'm guessing this will be the Friday trainwreck.

Shooter still on the loose.

Anybody got a link to an LE feed?

 
Jonesy Boogieman [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:46 PM  
Ah, yeah, note to self: make serious news headlines "funny" to get greenlit sooner.

/submitted a "normal" headline 25 minutes ago.
//knows it's not a competition for headline numbers, just trying to get the important news out there

 
BabyDumplings 2009-11-06 12:58:50 PM  
'Tis the season!

 
silky76 2009-11-06 12:58:50 PM  
What an attention whore!

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:59:00 PM  
Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?


€10 says disgruntled ex-employee.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-06 12:59:15 PM  
IKanHazaBukkit: The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

I'd say Texas,unless this one has a higher death toll and the shooter is elusive. Texas had military, a shrink of Jordanian descent (dissent) and several dead.

 
Friction Tape 2009-11-06 12:59:20 PM  
I blame the H1N1 virus.

 
kruppz 2009-11-06 12:59:26 PM  
Mass murder has jumped the shark today.

 
Kar98 2009-11-06 12:59:39 PM  
Hope! Change!

 
Molavian 2009-11-06 12:59:40 PM  
BlorfMaster: People need to stop shooting people.

We should make a law against that.

 
kilgorn 2009-11-06 12:59:46 PM  
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...

 
rhiannon [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:59:47 PM  
w00ty: funny, CNN's website doesn't consider this a front page story.


Link has been on their front page for an hour.

 
IExpectAKill 2009-11-06 01:00:07 PM  
progets.com

Here we go again!

 
missmarsha [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:00:09 PM  
Cornwell: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

€10 says disgruntled ex-employee.


Love gone wrong

 
Your mom and me 2009-11-06 01:00:11 PM  
Whatever happened to just punching people you were very very frustrated with? Or even talking to them?

 
JustGetItRight 2009-11-06 01:00:15 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: I wish the whole South would just secede.

If you would let us, we would GLADLY go.

We tried it once and y'all got all grabby. Make up your damned minds.

 
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