Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, George Allen.

What is it with the Republican Party using insane people to speak for them these days? And those are just the elected ones!

Don't listen, we are afraid of Michele. So very afraid of her folksiness and her ability to lead groups of elderly people on marches and such.

That is why we laugh, out of fear. So please don't allow her to become the center of the party! We know we couldn't stand against her shining truth light!

Hell yeah! How can I help?

In principle, I'm in favor of this and even more in favor of a Palin/Bachmann 2012 ticket, but in reality, I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

Barbigazi: Don't listen, we are afraid of Michele. So very afraid of her folksiness and her ability to lead groups of elderly people on marches and such.

That is why we laugh, out of fear. So please don't allow her to become the center of the party! We know we couldn't stand against her shining truth light!

Yes. Sure it's odd that my "nervous laugh" sounds a lot like a guffaw, but that is how I mask my fear.

tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.

We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

sweetmelissa31: We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

We should not underestimate the combination of their sexiness and intelligence... A Bachmann on Palin lesbian sex tape where in they are moaning out foreign policy talking points between gasps and cries could easily win them one or two percentage points in the general election.

Code_Archeologist: sweetmelissa31: We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

We should not underestimate the combination of their sexiness and intelligence... A Bachmann on Palin lesbian sex tape where in they are moaning out foreign policy talking points between gasps and cries could easily win them one or two percentage points in the general election.

And if they did it at Palin's place in Wasilla, they could jointly keep an eye on Russia at the same time by orienting their hot sweaty bodies in a north-south axis.

Yeeeeessssss....keep it up cons. You need to push RINOs like that asshole Scozzafava out of the party.

teehee.

DNC spokesman Hari Sevugan -"If Republicans want to make Michele Bachmann the voice of the party, that's more than fine with us. We'll help circulate the petition."

You have to clear it with Rush before Bachmann would take his place.

I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

...one nation UNDER GOD with liberty and justice for all.

I am in favor of the Guy Fawkers, I just don't think they should marry.

Pocket Ninja: tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.

Won't somebody think of the bus drivers?

tnpir: In principle, I'm in favor of this and even more in favor of a Palin/Bachmann 2012 ticket, but in reality, I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

Why do you hate the private industry busses, you filthy communist?

Oh shiat, you guys. We're so farked. If Bachman gets any real power in the GOP, she'll out all of us anti-American Democrats! She'll lay our socialist tendencies bare for the world to see.

In short? We're doomed.

FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Why isn't she being sued by the NFL yet?

Oh please, Brer Fox!

Don't throw me in the briar patch!

Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

Has FOX claimed over a million yet?

Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

I certainly enjoyed John Boehner's massive fail^

Corvus: I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.

Grand Old Party? More like Gay Old Pedophiles.

Con Fabulous: Pocket Ninja: tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.

Won't somebody think of the bus drivers?

Bachmann would just spin it as a protest against socialized transportation.

19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Well done, sir.

Lionel Mandrake: Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

Has FOX claimed over a million yet?

Not FOX, but someone has.

vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

"Who's Nalin' Paylin"
They changed her name to steer clear of any legal issues.

Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

"Who's Nailin' Palin" actually. It wasn't terrible, as pornos go.

SphericalTime: Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, George Allen.

What is it with the Republican Party using insane people to speak for them these days? And those are just the elected ones!

Coincidence that 3/4 of those are no longer elected officials? HMMMmmmMMMmmm.

I didn't choose these people to speak for me, you did. I think some are crazy.

Jairzinho: Corvus: I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.

Wow that is pretty sad.

Funny how Fox news is covering this but not the gay rights protest that was much much bigger.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

I really hope you are just making a satirical attempt to emulate the mouth breathers. I really can't tell anymore.

This makes me so happy. How do our Fark Independents feel about this?

19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Bachdoor Bachman?

BackAssward: The Dog Ate The Constitution: Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

I really hope you are just making a satirical attempt to emulate the mouth breathers. I really can't tell anymore.

Poe's law is such a biatch.

Spankenstein12: This makes me so happy. How do our Fark Independents feel about this?

See above.

Britney Spear's Speculum: I certainly enjoyed John Boehner's massive fail^

I heard some of Bachmann talking. I almost threw up when she said (something like) "It was Thomas Jefferson who said a little revolution now and again is a good thing." What the goddamned living fark? Epic fail misquote aside, is she claiming that the democratically elected President is a "tyrant?"

GWSuperfan: "Who's Nailin' Palin" actually. It wasn't terrible, as pornos go.

You think Todd and the Mrs. watched it?

mediaho: I heard some of Bachmann talking. I almost threw up

That's always my reaction.

krelborne: Bachdoor Bachman?

That would certainly explain some of her facial expressions.

DarnoKonrad: You think Todd and the Mrs. watched it?

I don't know, but Bristol and Levi sure did

Caught a clip of Bachmann yesterday at a rally saying, "I think it was Jefferson who said 'a revolutionary is a good thing.'"

The crowd reaction was a few cheers and a bunch of WTF expressions.

Jairzinho: Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.

Woah, dude. I mean, people were coming in and out of that crowd all day. So, I mean, it must have been like 800million thousand eleventy people. God wanted it that way

Isn't it sad that today in America, you either stand with Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Bachman?

As an adult, american women, I'm embarassed. WTF, ma didn't burn her bra in the 70s for this!

Where are the voices of reason, and why can't they get elected?


/I think I'm the only sane one left ;)

krelborne: 19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Bachdoor Bachman?

Bachman Churn-Her Overdrive?

Bloody Templar: krelborne: 19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Bachdoor Bachman?

Bachman Churn-Her Overdrive?

Crazy Eyes, Crazy Nights