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(TwinCities.com) Interesting DNC spokesman Hari Sevugan -"If Republicans want to make Michele Bachmann the voice of the party, that's more than fine with us. We'll help circulate the petition."   (twincities.com) divider line 278
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SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:37:47 PM  
Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, George Allen.

What is it with the Republican Party using insane people to speak for them these days? And those are just the elected ones!

 
Barbigazi [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:41:56 PM  
Don't listen, we are afraid of Michele. So very afraid of her folksiness and her ability to lead groups of elderly people on marches and such.

That is why we laugh, out of fear. So please don't allow her to become the center of the party! We know we couldn't stand against her shining truth light!

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:42:45 PM  
Hell yeah! How can I help?

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:51:23 PM  
In principle, I'm in favor of this and even more in favor of a Palin/Bachmann 2012 ticket, but in reality, I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

 
BritneysSpeculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:14 PM  
Barbigazi: Don't listen, we are afraid of Michele. So very afraid of her folksiness and her ability to lead groups of elderly people on marches and such.

That is why we laugh, out of fear. So please don't allow her to become the center of the party! We know we couldn't stand against her shining truth light!


Yes. Sure it's odd that my "nervous laugh" sounds a lot like a guffaw, but that is how I mask my fear.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:30 PM  
tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.

 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:59:35 PM  
We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:30:07 PM  
sweetmelissa31: We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

We should not underestimate the combination of their sexiness and intelligence... A Bachmann on Palin lesbian sex tape where in they are moaning out foreign policy talking points between gasps and cries could easily win them one or two percentage points in the general election.

 
BritneysSpeculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:40:23 PM  
Code_Archeologist: sweetmelissa31: We're just afraid of how hot and smart she is.

We should not underestimate the combination of their sexiness and intelligence... A Bachmann on Palin lesbian sex tape where in they are moaning out foreign policy talking points between gasps and cries could easily win them one or two percentage points in the general election.


And if they did it at Palin's place in Wasilla, they could jointly keep an eye on Russia at the same time by orienting their hot sweaty bodies in a north-south axis.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:42:07 PM  
Yeeeeessssss....keep it up cons. You need to push RINOs like that asshole Scozzafava out of the party.

teehee.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-11-06 01:42:09 PM  
DNC spokesman Hari Sevugan -"If Republicans want to make Michele Bachmann the voice of the party, that's more than fine with us. We'll help circulate the petition."

You have to clear it with Rush before Bachmann would take his place.

 
Corvus 2009-11-06 01:42:35 PM  
I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:43:01 PM  
Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

 
mediaho 2009-11-06 01:43:10 PM  
...one nation UNDER GOD with liberty and justice for all.

I am in favor of the Guy Fawkers, I just don't think they should marry.

 
Con Fabulous 2009-11-06 01:43:30 PM  
Pocket Ninja: tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.


Won't somebody think of the bus drivers?

 
mediaho 2009-11-06 01:44:20 PM  
tnpir: In principle, I'm in favor of this and even more in favor of a Palin/Bachmann 2012 ticket, but in reality, I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

Why do you hate the private industry busses, you filthy communist?

 
aden_nak [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:45:06 PM  
Oh shiat, you guys. We're so farked. If Bachman gets any real power in the GOP, she'll out all of us anti-American Democrats! She'll lay our socialist tendencies bare for the world to see.

In short? We're doomed.

 
Tyee 2009-11-06 01:46:04 PM  
FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

 
19 Kilo 2009-11-06 01:47:24 PM  
vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?


So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

 
someonelse 2009-11-06 01:47:28 PM  
Why isn't she being sued by the NFL yet?

 
yelmrog 2009-11-06 01:47:55 PM  
Oh please, Brer Fox!

Don't throw me in the briar patch!

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:48:16 PM  
Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?


Has FOX claimed over a million yet?

 
The Dog Ate The Constitution 2009-11-06 01:49:43 PM  
Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-11-06 01:50:47 PM  
I certainly enjoyed John Boehner's massive fail^

 
Jairzinho 2009-11-06 01:50:49 PM  
Corvus: I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.

static.crooksandliars.com

 
mediaho 2009-11-06 01:50:52 PM  
Grand Old Party? More like Gay Old Pedophiles.

 
aegisalpha [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:51:03 PM  
Con Fabulous: Pocket Ninja: tnpir: I'm pretty sure one week of listening to those two together would lead me to hurl myself in from of a municipal bus.

That's the strategy...thin the ranks of the opposition.

Won't somebody think of the bus drivers?


Bachmann would just spin it as a protest against socialized transportation.

 
qorkfiend 2009-11-06 01:52:01 PM  
19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity


Well done, sir.

Lionel Mandrake: Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?

Has FOX claimed over a million yet?


Not FOX, but someone has.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:52:16 PM  
vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?


"Who's Nalin' Paylin"
They changed her name to steer clear of any legal issues.

 
someonelse 2009-11-06 01:52:20 PM  
Tyee: FTA;Rep. Michele Bachmann stood alone at a podium at the foot of the Capitol Thursday, blowing kisses and waving to the fawning crowd of thousands she had assembled.

They'll recant to hundreds or tens assembled, how did this get out to print like this?


static.guim.co.uk

 
GWSuperfan 2009-11-06 01:52:21 PM  
vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?


"Who's Nailin' Palin" actually. It wasn't terrible, as pornos go.

 
qorkfiend 2009-11-06 01:52:36 PM  
SphericalTime: Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, George Allen.

What is it with the Republican Party using insane people to speak for them these days? And those are just the elected ones!


Coincidence that 3/4 of those are no longer elected officials? HMMMmmmMMMmmm.

 
snowstradamus 2009-11-06 01:54:07 PM  
I didn't choose these people to speak for me, you did. I think some are crazy.

 
Corvus 2009-11-06 01:54:24 PM  
Jairzinho: Corvus: I love how Fox news has already started spinning 10,000 people would be a HUGE number.

Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.


Wow that is pretty sad.

Funny how Fox news is covering this but not the gay rights protest that was much much bigger.

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:54:27 PM  
The Dog Ate The Constitution: Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

I really hope you are just making a satirical attempt to emulate the mouth breathers. I really can't tell anymore.

 
Spankenstein12 2009-11-06 01:54:35 PM  
This makes me so happy. How do our Fark Independents feel about this?

 
krelborne 2009-11-06 01:55:13 PM  
19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity


Bachdoor Bachman?

 
GWSuperfan 2009-11-06 01:55:25 PM  
BackAssward: The Dog Ate The Constitution: Democrat National Committee? More like Demonic National Communists

I really hope you are just making a satirical attempt to emulate the mouth breathers. I really can't tell anymore.


Poe's law is such a biatch.

 
snowstradamus 2009-11-06 01:55:26 PM  
Spankenstein12: This makes me so happy. How do our Fark Independents feel about this?

See above.

 
mediaho 2009-11-06 01:55:33 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I certainly enjoyed John Boehner's massive fail^

I heard some of Bachmann talking. I almost threw up when she said (something like) "It was Thomas Jefferson who said a little revolution now and again is a good thing." What the goddamned living fark? Epic fail misquote aside, is she claiming that the democratically elected President is a "tyrant?"

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-11-06 01:57:18 PM  
GWSuperfan: "Who's Nailin' Palin" actually. It wasn't terrible, as pornos go.

You think Todd and the Mrs. watched it?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-11-06 01:57:57 PM  
mediaho: I heard some of Bachmann talking. I almost threw up

That's always my reaction.

 
BMulligan 2009-11-06 01:59:24 PM  
krelborne: Bachdoor Bachman?

That would certainly explain some of her facial expressions.

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-11-06 01:59:34 PM  
DarnoKonrad: You think Todd and the Mrs. watched it?

I don't know, but Bristol and Levi sure did

 
zarberg 2009-11-06 02:00:10 PM  
Caught a clip of Bachmann yesterday at a rally saying, "I think it was Jefferson who said 'a revolutionary is a good thing.'"

The crowd reaction was a few cheers and a bunch of WTF expressions.

 
Iamnotmybrain 2009-11-06 02:00:18 PM  
Jairzinho: Like there was at least 10,000....LOL! I saw more people gathered for my kid's school fall festival two weeks ago.

Woah, dude. I mean, people were coming in and out of that crowd all day. So, I mean, it must have been like 800million thousand eleventy people. God wanted it that way

 
skinny-lil-b 2009-11-06 02:00:22 PM  
Isn't it sad that today in America, you either stand with Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Bachman?

As an adult, american women, I'm embarassed. WTF, ma didn't burn her bra in the 70s for this!

Where are the voices of reason, and why can't they get elected?


/I think I'm the only sane one left ;)

 
Bloody Templar 2009-11-06 02:00:34 PM  
krelborne: 19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Bachdoor Bachman?


Bachman Churn-Her Overdrive?

 
19 Kilo 2009-11-06 02:01:45 PM  
Bloody Templar: krelborne: 19 Kilo: vernonFL: Did anyone actually see the fake 'Sarah Palin' porno from last year?

'Nailin' Palin'? I believe it was called?

So, you're saying we're on deck for a release of _Rockin' Bachman_?

Giggity

Bachdoor Bachman?

Bachman Churn-Her Overdrive?


Crazy Eyes, Crazy Nights

 
keylock71 2009-11-06 02:03:12 PM  
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