WELL PLAYED SIR!

Warning: Condoms may contain unsafe levels of lead

This message has been brought to you by the girl that was deemed "too ugly" to be the face of her own vocalization during the Olympic Ceremonies.

I will not rest until those responsible are punted in the nutsack.

FASTER. HIGHER. STRONGER.



/hot

I'm of two minds...

On the one hand, the Chinese clearly have it out for children with melamine in baby food and lead in toys. So that would indicate a will to produce high grade condoms.

On the other hand, they do have a lot of people... Perhaps indicating that they need to try harder.

What Chinese-sized condoms may look like:

Re: Musings on condom sizing.

I have yet to see a man with penis girth that meets or exceeds that of Howie Mandel's head.

If you buy a half dozen of them do you also get a free diaphragm? Because they often say with six you get egg roll.

Prease to forgive, we envy you BEEEG AMERICAN PENIS!

Cyberluddite
What Chinese-sized condoms may look like:

I don't think that will fit over a tentacle.

/Japanese, I know.
//Gots nuthin'

Shostie: Warning: Condoms may contain unsafe levels of lead

Came here for lead reference, left satisfied.

The only problem with Chinese condoms is, a half-hour later, you want to fark again.

buckeyebrain: The only problem with Chinese condoms is, a half-hour later, you want to fark again.

That is the fifteenth variation of that joke I've read in the last half-hour. Not that I'm complaining. More griping really.

brap: Re: Musings on condom sizing.

I have yet to see a man with penis girth that meets or exceeds that of Howie Mandel's head.

You're young, yet.

At least your dick won't get radiation poisoning.

The Chinese need to keep making illegal babies because that's where the markets of smaller villages get their meat.

What's the difference between 365 used rubbers and 1 used rubber?

One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year...

brap: That is the fifteenth variation of that joke I've read in the last half-hour. Not that I'm complaining. More griping really.

The only problem with the Chinese condoms is the lead poisoning you get.

I use condoms made to Kenyan specification.

/assumes men from Kenya have big penises

I'd pay a buck or so for one of those, but I haven't used a condom in 5 or 6 years. In fact, only about the first 3 or 4 times I ever had sex.

Being made in China though, I'd be a bit wary. And maybe a bit too big.

Lloyd Braun: I use condoms made to Kenyan specification.

/assumes men from Kenya have big penises

Theaetetus: brap: Re: Musings on condom sizing.

I have yet to see a man with penis girth that meets or exceeds that of Howie Mandel's head.

You're young, yet.

Indeed. But I ain't gettin' any tighter Hotstuff.

that's a lot of koont-fu going on

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!

I'll get the silver brand, that way I'll always come second.

Klippoklondike: img440.imageshack.us

They stapled the ribbon through the condom? That's frickin' hilarious!

cross-promotion?

/ImageShack

This can be tied in somehow, I'm sure. I saw tickets to the gold medal Hockey game at next year's Olympics for $4,200 each. Supposedly, it's a discount price. It does also include VIP access to hotel ballroom with buffet and television, So call it $4,190 for the game.

i got an AIDS test once and they gave me a bag of condoms...the japanese and chinese condoms didnt fit over my index finger...

NO LIE.

milehighstar: i got an AIDS test once and they gave me a bag of condoms...the japanese and chinese condoms didnt fit over my index finger...

NO LIE.

In fairness, you are 10 feet tall.