Yo momma so fat, when she go to the theater, she sits next to everyone...

Clearly subby knows my mom quite well.

Sperm isn't bacteria

Don't forget a spelunking team.

PC LOAD LETTER: Sperm isn't bacteria

But gonorrhea is.

rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?

Kome: But gonorrhea is.

As are chlamydia and syphilis.

Fun fact: you have 10 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.

/microbiology professor.

ricewater_stool: Fun fact: you have 10 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.

/microbiology professor.

Not so fun fact: After sleeping with 2 particular ex-girlfriends of mine, you would have 11 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.

I'm within sight of the NIH Library (National Library of Medicine) right now.

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her

Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

Bacteria are cute.

gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

What, you don't got a pic for that?

That's Mom's armpit alright.

Why do healthy people have such different microbial communities?

Some people take public transportation.

Ya mama so fat, fat motherf*ckers drive by her house and yell "Fat biatch!!"

Article fail. There was no map displayed. If they're gonna talk about a map of bacteria I wanna see a schematic diagram of the human skin with different colors, shapes and sizes of data points.

NuttierThanEver: rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?

No, but if someone doesn't move the Buick, we're going to need to call for a tow truck.

FTFA:

[The researchers] say that it might one day be possible to identify sites on the human body where transplants of specific microbes could benefit health.

I think we have just been introduced to the next big snake oil bonanza.

I'm not saying they're wrong; I'm just saying that years before they've finished sorting out the research, I'm going to walk into Whole Foods and see "beneficial bacteria swabs" designed for specific body parts.

The box of said swabs will cite to this article.

Your momma's so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

NuttierThanEver 2009-11-06 01:20:04 PM
rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?

Yeah, they were still in the car ..... They found that too.

Was this the man leading the expedition?

/There is only me, sir

ButteryDamage: gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

What, you don't got a pic for that?

Why yes, picture this.
Shove it in her pooper.
Wipe on curtains.
She screams twice.