This is going to be a fun one.

Also, E-D-A-B-C

E C A B D

I got busted for being under the influence in public, so I won't be getting a kick out of these replies.

BEADC.

E D A C B

.354???? WOW!

E, D, A, B, C

At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

C-B-E-A-D

How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

It's a trap, some of those girls were crying a shiatload. I'm guessing the chick with the .354 is the second one tho, the look of crazy and not all there on her face does it.

went with B-E-A-C-D

Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Mix it with coke would be my guess.

mortimer_ford: At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

She's the only one not crying, so I bet she's been there before.

Ain't no thang for her.

Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?

Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

.354 is wasted.

SeamusFerrell: Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

Wow, man.

Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

D-B-E-C-A

Book it

#3 looks like she's sick and tired of that bullshiat waitressing job with that knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed boss of hers that's just one more smart-arse comment away from a number 2 pencil through both eyeballs.

That's your .354 right there, folks. She's functioning on pure despair, not unlike Ms. #1, but filtered and barely held in check.

/ya, I'd hit it for the story

I'm going to wait for PoppyAle's expert analysis.

Jonesy Boogieman: Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

Link (new window)

kevinatilusa: went with B-E-A-C-D

Me too. We'll see.

D-A-E-B-C

that's my vote and i'm sticking to it.