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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Today's Friday Photo Fun is matching the woman to her BAC. You can see it in her eyes. Contest ends at 4pm Eastern   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 120
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QifutuWahuta 2009-11-06 12:23:40 PM  
This is going to be a fun one.

 
QifutuWahuta 2009-11-06 12:24:30 PM  
Also, E-D-A-B-C

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:25:32 PM  
E C A B D

 
Bossk'sSegway 2009-11-06 12:25:46 PM  
I got busted for being under the influence in public, so I won't be getting a kick out of these replies.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-11-06 12:26:35 PM  
BEADC.

 
alprez 2009-11-06 12:26:55 PM  
E D A C B

 
Dman33 2009-11-06 12:27:12 PM  
.354???? WOW!

E, D, A, B, C

 
mortimer_ford 2009-11-06 12:28:21 PM  
At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

 
Ponzholio 2009-11-06 12:28:45 PM  
C-B-E-A-D

 
Nogale 2009-11-06 12:28:58 PM  
How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

 
Epiphany 2009-11-06 12:29:25 PM  
It's a trap, some of those girls were crying a shiatload. I'm guessing the chick with the .354 is the second one tho, the look of crazy and not all there on her face does it.

 
kevinatilusa 2009-11-06 12:29:30 PM  
went with B-E-A-C-D

 
fenianfark 2009-11-06 12:30:21 PM  
Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Mix it with coke would be my guess.

 
joyride75 2009-11-06 12:30:23 PM  
mortimer_ford: At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

She's the only one not crying, so I bet she's been there before.

Ain't no thang for her.

 
Mr_Master2 2009-11-06 12:30:53 PM  
Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-11-06 12:31:14 PM  
Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:31:34 PM  
.354 is wasted.

 
Wagnerian Omnibus 2009-11-06 12:33:40 PM  
SeamusFerrell: Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

Wow, man.

 
Jonesy Boogieman [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:35:16 PM  
Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-06 12:35:37 PM  
D-B-E-C-A

Book it

 
Savage Bacon 2009-11-06 12:35:38 PM  
#3 looks like she's sick and tired of that bullshiat waitressing job with that knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed boss of hers that's just one more smart-arse comment away from a number 2 pencil through both eyeballs.

That's your .354 right there, folks. She's functioning on pure despair, not unlike Ms. #1, but filtered and barely held in check.

/ya, I'd hit it for the story

 
p0nk 2009-11-06 12:37:05 PM  
I'm going to wait for PoppyAle's expert analysis.

 
Jonesy Boogieman [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:39:51 PM  
Jonesy Boogieman: Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

Link (new window)

 
dstanley 2009-11-06 12:39:57 PM  
kevinatilusa: went with B-E-A-C-D

Me too. We'll see.

 
AutoBat 2009-11-06 12:40:43 PM  
D-A-E-B-C

that's my vote and i'm sticking to it.

 
Heineken Skywalker [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:40:58 PM  
B-C-D-E-A

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-11-06 12:41:26 PM  
Which one is Lindsay Lohan?

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:41:44 PM  
.354? Now that's drunk, .216 is impressive, but .354, that's.....I'd buy her a round.

 
Douchebag Warehouse 2009-11-06 12:44:58 PM  
E-A-B-O-D

 
fenianfark 2009-11-06 12:45:49 PM  
Douchebag Warehouse: E-A-B-O-D

Lol.

 
Jmast7 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:46:13 PM  
B-D-A-E-C

 
habitualbastard 2009-11-06 12:46:46 PM  
E-A-D-B-C #2 hot like your mom

 
youngandstupid 2009-11-06 12:46:52 PM  
C-D-E-B-A

Holy shiat .354!?

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-06 12:47:52 PM  
vernonFL: .354 is wasted.

.354 is dead. Unless your Irish then that's Tuesday morning.

 
Treygreen13 2009-11-06 12:48:54 PM  
My vote is for #3 being the most intoxicated one. The *really* drunk ones don't cry.

The least intoxicated? #5

 
jdog71 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:49:27 PM  
The one in the middle looks EXACTLY like my ex...drinking problem, pissed-at-the-world scowl and all. I have that effect on women.

 
DukeBabe 2009-11-06 12:50:21 PM  
EDABC

How do I know?

/I was there.

 
Treygreen13 2009-11-06 12:50:43 PM  
WTF Indeed: vernonFL: .354 is wasted.

.354 is dead. Unless your Irish then that's Tuesday morning.


A BAC of .354 for the average person is slightly above surgical anesthesia. For a small woman, it could be fatal, but more than likely they're just unconscious.

.450 is where people start to die... fatal alcohol poisoning.

 
MarkMartinFan 2009-11-06 12:51:18 PM  
that lineup is a visine commercial waiting to happen...

 
heyheyjerky 2009-11-06 12:51:56 PM  
Mr_Master2: Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?


If she had a previous dui there is usually a zero tolerance law and you can not drive with any measurable amount in your blood.

 
heyheyjerky 2009-11-06 12:52:41 PM  
Mr_Master2: Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?


or she was/is under 21

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:53:54 PM  
D-C-E-B-A

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:54:57 PM  
0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?

 
Jonesy Boogieman [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:55:03 PM  
Jonesy Boogieman: Jonesy Boogieman: Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

Link (new window)


*wondering if he's been unknowingly banned...*

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:55:58 PM  
E-A-D-B-C

 
LordBollocks [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:56:26 PM  
Without reading anyone else's answers:

A3
B5
C4
D2
E1

/Probably way off

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:57:06 PM  
bongmiester: 0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?


If the person arrested is under 21 it would be illegal. For that reason, I assigned "A" to #5, who is one of the ones you look to be under 21.

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 12:58:59 PM  
mjoven1975: bongmiester: 0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?

If the person arrested is under 21 it would be illegal. For that reason, I assigned "A" to #5, who is one of the ones you look to be under 21.


I think 4 looks the youngest

 
whammer 2009-11-06 12:59:08 PM  
Though they aren't celebrities, it's hard to look at them without imagining that they are celebrities. So along with BAC, which I'm guessing is B-E-C-A-D, I'm thinking actresses, except I'm a rotten guesser of actresses.

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 01:02:25 PM  
whammer: Though they aren't celebrities, it's hard to look at them without imagining that they are celebrities. So along with BAC, which I'm guessing is B-E-C-A-D, I'm thinking actresses, except I'm a rotten guesser of actresses.

BECAD was last week Link (new window)

Would TMG repeat?

 
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