This is going to be a fun one.

Also, E-D-A-B-C

E C A B D

I got busted for being under the influence in public, so I won't be getting a kick out of these replies.

BEADC.

E D A C B

.354???? WOW!

E, D, A, B, C

At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

C-B-E-A-D

How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

It's a trap, some of those girls were crying a shiatload. I'm guessing the chick with the .354 is the second one tho, the look of crazy and not all there on her face does it.

went with B-E-A-C-D

Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Mix it with coke would be my guess.

mortimer_ford: At least one of them ought to be laying on a slab. It put my money on the middle.

She's the only one not crying, so I bet she's been there before.

Ain't no thang for her.

Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?

Nogale: How does a person with .354 BAC even keep her eyes open?

Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

.354 is wasted.

SeamusFerrell: Chronic alcoholic. She must be from Wisconsin. I've seen people blow close to that and still be able to function. Well, OK by "people" I mean "me."

Wow, man.

Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

D-B-E-C-A

Book it

#3 looks like she's sick and tired of that bullshiat waitressing job with that knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed boss of hers that's just one more smart-arse comment away from a number 2 pencil through both eyeballs.

That's your .354 right there, folks. She's functioning on pure despair, not unlike Ms. #1, but filtered and barely held in check.

/ya, I'd hit it for the story

I'm going to wait for PoppyAle's expert analysis.

Jonesy Boogieman: Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

Link (new window)

kevinatilusa: went with B-E-A-C-D

Me too. We'll see.

D-A-E-B-C

that's my vote and i'm sticking to it.

B-C-D-E-A

Which one is Lindsay Lohan?

.354? Now that's drunk, .216 is impressive, but .354, that's.....I'd buy her a round.

E-A-B-O-D

Douchebag Warehouse: E-A-B-O-D

Lol.

B-D-A-E-C

E-A-D-B-C #2 hot like your mom

C-D-E-B-A

Holy shiat .354!?

vernonFL: .354 is wasted.

.354 is dead. Unless your Irish then that's Tuesday morning.

My vote is for #3 being the most intoxicated one. The *really* drunk ones don't cry.

The least intoxicated? #5

The one in the middle looks EXACTLY like my ex...drinking problem, pissed-at-the-world scowl and all. I have that effect on women.

EDABC

How do I know?

/I was there.

WTF Indeed: vernonFL: .354 is wasted.

.354 is dead. Unless your Irish then that's Tuesday morning.

A BAC of .354 for the average person is slightly above surgical anesthesia. For a small woman, it could be fatal, but more than likely they're just unconscious.

.450 is where people start to die... fatal alcohol poisoning.

that lineup is a visine commercial waiting to happen...

Mr_Master2: Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?

If she had a previous dui there is usually a zero tolerance law and you can not drive with any measurable amount in your blood.

Mr_Master2: Only one woman's BAC was measured below the .08 legal limit.

Why was she arrested then?

or she was/is under 21

D-C-E-B-A

0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?

Jonesy Boogieman: Jonesy Boogieman: Sorry to go off topic, but evidently there's breaking news about a shooting in an office building in Orlando, Florida. No links on CNN or CBC yet, still looking.

Link (new window)

*wondering if he's been unknowingly banned...*

E-A-D-B-C

Without reading anyone else's answers:

A3
B5
C4
D2
E1

/Probably way off

bongmiester: 0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?

If the person arrested is under 21 it would be illegal. For that reason, I assigned "A" to #5, who is one of the ones you look to be under 21.

mjoven1975: bongmiester: 0.066?

wft? where is this illegal?

If the person arrested is under 21 it would be illegal. For that reason, I assigned "A" to #5, who is one of the ones you look to be under 21.

I think 4 looks the youngest

Though they aren't celebrities, it's hard to look at them without imagining that they are celebrities. So along with BAC, which I'm guessing is B-E-C-A-D, I'm thinking actresses, except I'm a rotten guesser of actresses.

whammer: Though they aren't celebrities, it's hard to look at them without imagining that they are celebrities. So along with BAC, which I'm guessing is B-E-C-A-D, I'm thinking actresses, except I'm a rotten guesser of actresses.

BECAD was last week Link (new window)

Would TMG repeat?