You're doin' it wrong.

But....But....If the terrorists invade they can safely hide in the salad bar.

It only goes downhill from there.

That's because they become so easy to lose.

Especially in the park.

my girls all have Realtree dresses, it's cute and makes hide and seek here in the woods even more fun.

I've always thought the the most effective defense against terrorism was to make everyone entering the country eat a strip of bacon (or ham for the health nuts out there).

Then again, I think that instead of dropping bombs on caves in Afghanistan, we should be dropping 1000 lb bags of pig shiat.

This article is gay.

[ ] Wearing camo means you're in the Army.

[ ] You're in the Army, so you're wearing camo.

/One of these statements is false.
//Most parents failed.

No, it's babies that shouldn't be in camoflage:

1. If they crawl away, how are you going to find them?

2. The impracticalities of taking a baby hunting should be obvious. He can't hold a gun, and he's going to give your position away (kicking, screaming). Camoflage won't help.

Especially if his name is Hunter.

Civilians should only wear camo with plaid, paisley, or tie die.

/fashion terrorist

Dr.Fey: You're doin' it wrong.

I love David Sedaris! Have you heard the audiobooks? Much better when he reads his own work.

/who cares what people wear
//camoflauge is gay

TFA: While any of it is still under my control at all, I'll dress my little boy in all he needs to adorn or delight him, which generally ranges from red T-shirts to orange ones to ones with bright, happy stripes or the occasional thing with a monkey.

Poor kid caught teh ghey before he had a chance.

PanicMan: No, it's babies that shouldn't be in camoflage:

1. If they crawl away, how are you going to find them?

2. The impracticalities of taking a baby hunting should be obvious. He can't hold a gun, and he's going to give your position away (kicking, screaming). Camoflage won't help.

They make pretty good bait if you're hunting hunting animals though! Just make sure you have a spare in case you're not a fast enough shot or there's more than one. Babies are a lot of labor don't want it wasted all at once, you know.

Dear Laraine Perri,

In case you didn't notice, your panties are unnecessarily in a wad. Go to your nearest Christian Science Reading room and calm the fark down.

There is no getting around the fact that camouflage has threatening connotations.

As do the bright colors you're promoting. Dress your daughter in red and other bright colors? Are you trying to turn her into a whore?

Good grief.

Kids like camo. It's cool looking.

Maggie_Luna: PanicMan: No, it's babies that shouldn't be in camoflage:

1. If they crawl away, how are you going to find them?

2. The impracticalities of taking a baby hunting should be obvious. He can't hold a gun, and he's going to give your position away (kicking, screaming). Camoflage won't help.

They make pretty good bait if you're hunting hunting animals though! Just make sure you have a spare in case you're not a fast enough shot or there's more than one. Babies are a lot of labor don't want it wasted all at once, you know.

You can pick up crack babies pretty cheap a few days before the welfare checks come out. Their thin, feeble cries really bring in the coyotes, too.

They can't be hunters?

Apparently my so called Christian brethren are running out of things to cry about.

If you dress your kid in camo, the kids most likely also have a mullet or rat tail

Well, duh.
Think about how hard it would be to find them if they went missing?

I've never seen a child in cammo.

I bet they are hidden.

Maggie_Luna: They make pretty good bait if you're hunting hunting animals though! Just make sure you have a spare in case you're not a fast enough shot or there's more than one. Babies are a lot of labor don't want it wasted all at once, you know.

Hmm, I didn't think of that. Does the baby camoflage trick bears into thinking they're part of nature? Like, a bear knows not to eat a baby wearing an Addidas track suit, because it's not natural?